How to identify spies:

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Found this pretty funny.

#1. People wearing hiking clothes at dawn.

#2. Uses the word "comrade" without realizing it. "So, Comrad- err, oh shit."

#3. Went missing during 1950 - 1953 but suddenly has reappeared.

#4. Persons suddenly enjoying a rich standard of life.

#5. People unaware of current issues - i.e. how much tobbaco costs.

#6. People listening to Northern broadcasts in the middle of the night.

#7. People loitering around military bases.

#8. People who have many complaints about the goverment. -> I laughed my face off at this. :p

#9. People enjoying richness without work.

#10. People trying to know situations in miliatary bases.

#11. People that have gone missing for extended periods of time, but have suddenly reaapeared.

#12. People who travel to foreign nations too much.



These are posted around rural communities near the border. :p
 
People loitering about where they have no business; e.g. a scout standing around inside the base, that person is a spy.

If you bump into someone and cannot pass through them, that person is a spy.

People who seem to have chronic health problems, i.e. calling for a medic several times, might be a spy.
 
At first I was like "WTF"
Then I was like "Oh, that's 15357. He lives in Korea."
Then I was like "Missing Korean cultural context - does not compute."
 
I think I'm a spy.
 
Where can I sign up for being a spy?
 
Hikers often greet one another. It seems there's a kind of camaraderie in walking across hills. Is it so strange that one might say "Greetings, comrade!"
 
Are you fine with living in a society where critics of the government are suspected to be traitors? Oh wait, who am I asking...
 
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