How to kill yourself like a man

[Jesus Lincoln]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

 

[jaguar_987]

Cadbury Surprise is how im going out.

 

[The Dark Elf]

lol funny

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Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting.


lmao!

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What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.

How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.

that one is just classic lol!

 

[Icarus]

Down the street, not across the road

 

[Dedalus]

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

hahahaha, golden. might try that actually

 

[DreamThrall]

Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting.

That's actually debatable... I mean prostitution is [generally] illegal, right? So I mean... is it possible to commit a second crime by not paying for the illegal service? Not paying would actually make it legal, since it would no longer be prostitution, just consentual intercourse!

EDIT: Yes, I have put too much thought into this.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

That's actually debatable... I mean prostitution is [generally] illegal, right? So I mean... is it possible to commit a second crime by not paying for the illegal service? Not paying would actually make it legal, since it would no longer be prostitution, just consentual intercourse!

EDIT: Yes, I have put too much thought into this.

Listen to this mans words...he shows a wisdom taken from experience.
:O

 

[Maxi]

Haha, that are funny!

 

[DreamThrall]

Listen to this mans words...he shows a wisdom taken from experience.
:O

LOL! thanks.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Haha, that are funny!

Haha...I just couldn't stop laughing at that. Maybe its the delirious nature this flu has set me in, or maybe its the outragous Finnish accent I imagined you saying it with.

 

[LeXo5]

maddox is an asshole.

 

[Burn]

I love maddox, its a shame there are stupid mothers around who like to bitch about the site "Oh no we cant possably unplug the interest or use a simple thing like netnanny to stop our kid from viewing the site! We will just bitch". Its kinda funny as they will never shut the site down.

 

[Danimal]

The Tub full of beans is the manlinest...

 

[The Dark Elf]

That's actually debatable... I mean prostitution is [generally] illegal, right? So I mean... is it possible to commit a second crime by not paying for the illegal service? Not paying would actually make it legal, since it would no longer be prostitution, just consentual intercourse!

EDIT: Yes, I have put too much thought into this.

I'm going to give you a number of someone I would like you to talk to while you work through this

 

[The Dark Elf]

The Tub full of beans is the manlinest...

naa headbutting the sidewalk and then pretending you don't feel it as you drop dead, now thats being a man