How to know if someone wants you?

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Hey, every time lunch comes around, this girl at work seems to like driving me to Burger King, and every time we are alone, she talks about sex. She lives with her boyfriend, but has suggested that she will **** someone else if he gets her mad. She is always talking bad about him to me. Then she talks about how much she enjoys sucking dick. I simply said, "I remember my first blowjob and it was the best thing I'd ever felt..."

I'm horrible at reading women. Do you think that means she wants me?

I haven't had a girlfriend in so long.

I almost always play the man on the side, [with a girl that already has someone] because that seems like all I can get. They are much more aggressive, and I can be very shy. I feel bad for the boyfriends and stuff, but I have to ****, or I'm going to ****ing yank my dick right off, I swear to god I will.


My best friend from work likes her the best.


I used to like her more than anyone else there, but her talking about her boyfriend really turns me off. I've been into someone else for a few weeks.


lately my friend seems like he doesn't like me anymore, and I think he tried to get me fired. I think so.

He's probably jealous. He told me he was going to kill me after we got back from lunch the first time.

He flirts with every single girl there, even some of the worst looking girls I've ever seen, and wonders why nobody is into him.


I avoid the girls there and ignore them and treat them like total shit because I feel like I'm in love with one of the girls there. I don't have any idea why I like her so much. And she is literally mentally retarded, and I don't know anything about her. But sometimes we have talked. She laughs when I make a joke, and she has such a nice smile and laugh. I don't know, I feel like I want to take care of her or something. I'm really attracted to her. She is actually kind of cool, so don't think everyone is the same. I think she is incredibly sexy looking. I liked her since the first time I saw her. When I first saw her, I kept thinking "please don't be retarded". But actually, I never even cared at all after the initial reaction.




How do I find out if a girl wants me without going out on a limb?


Both girls are really pretty BTW.

Both relationships are probably doomed from the start though, but .. any advice? I think both of them like me.
 
Go for the mentally retarded girl.

Then when you're on a date shout THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL
 
Vegeta897 said:
Go for the mentally retarded girl.

Then when you're on a date shout THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL
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I like her so much man. They had me sorting some confidential files today, I wasn't supposed to, but I couldn't help but look at her phone number because I want it.

I accidentally memorized it because it was really easy to remember.

I won't just call her or anything, but if I ask her if I can call her and she says OK, then I have permission to use it, you know?

I'll say something like, "I want to talk to you on the phone :) "



I'm not sure what it is. There was this deaf girl at one of my old jobs, and she was really pretty. Why do I always go for the handicapped girls? Do I think they are easy targets? That doesn't sound very nice, but it could be that I start thinking about them, because I think that I can get them. Then I think about them all the time. The fact that they look so good doesn't hurt either.
 
Elaborate on "mentally retarded".
 
VirusType2 said:
I like her so much man. They had me sorting some confidential files today, I wasn't supposed to, but I couldn't help but look at her phone number because I want it.

I accidentally memorized it because it was really easy to remember.

I won't just call her or anything, but if I ask her if I can call her and she says OK, then I have permission to use it, you know?

I'll say something like, "I want to talk to you on the phone :) "



I'm not sure what it is. There was this deaf girl at one of my old jobs, and she was really pretty. Why do I always go for the handicapped girls? Do I think they are easy targets? That doesn't sound very nice, but it could be that I start thinking about them, because I think that I can get them. Then I think about them all the time. It doesn't hurt that they look so good and are really nice.
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Uwaah... Something about this is so ... romantic or something. You should totally go for it, good luck.

I know what you mean though. Something about girls that maybe deserve to be protected and cared for... you just want to be with them.
 
Ennui said:
Elaborate on "mentally retarded".
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Dude, I don't know.

I don't know whats wrong with her. I mean I don't know what it's called.

She talks a little loud, but it doesn't bother me at all. She likes to color with crayons, but who doesn't. ;) I guess you could say she is childish. But it's cool. She is really confident and likes to joke around with harmless insults. Like if you drop something, she will blurt out, nice going, laugh really hard, and help pick it up.

I can't stress enough how cute she is.

She is like 27, and I'm a few years older BTW.
 
Sounds like a complete whore.

Find new friends. Specifically, new friends of the opposite sex.
 
Get road head from the slutty one. Bonus points if she can do it while she's driving.
 
Video tape you having sex with her, send the tape to the boyfriend. Then he'll beat the shit out of her. She'll come into work all bruised and then you can say "Man, was I that rough last night?!"

ZING!



(i kid i kid)
 
Yeah, I guess I'm pretty immature. In person though, I've never met anyone that said anything negative about it though. Usually people are like - wha? WTF I thought you were 18 or 20. And they always insist it is a good thing. I even look really young.


I think you guys are about

17-20 [DEATHMASTER]

20-28 [Krynn]
 
lmao @ tags.

Get road head from the slutty one. Bonus points if she can do it while she's driving.
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yeah, I was about to joke about it, "can you do it while you drive?", but the lady at burger king window interrupted.

For the record though, I'm not sure if she's slutty, she just likes sex. Doesn't everyone?

The thing is, she talks about it like a guy would, which threw me for a loop. She also says, when she was mad at her boyfriend, she has only been tempted to sleep with her boyfriend's friend, who she said is hot. She never admitted to ****ing around yet.


Find new friends. Specifically, new friends of the opposite sex.
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What the dude at work? Yeah, he's just an acquaintance. It's really not my fault who she likes or not.
 
wow... I'm sorry dude... I wwould totally be with you through this crisis at the moment if icould.
 
Next time girl #1 starts talking to you about sex just say, "So are we gonna do this or are you just going to talk about it everytime we hang out?"

Buy the retarded girl a football helmet and pound that shit.
 
I would say **** the first girl and then take steps to enter into a more serious relationship with the woman-child.

Also Darkside's advice is good and funny and in the social sphere it's nice when those things coincide.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
For some reason, one of the things that angers me the most is when a pretty or beautiful girl is a slut.

When a hot girl is a slut? psh, don't care, just another slut, could care less what she does with her life.
But all of the sudden, when you meet a truely beautiful girl, especially if she is one with a decent personality, and they are a slut......

I can't even explain how vexed I become. It's like "Wha? You're a slut? But you are pretty... you should be like Pam, from The Office!"
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Yeah, i know what you mean. I met this wonderful girl once with the best eyes you'll ever see. Then we played "Ring of Fire" (the drinking game) and it turns out she likes anal sex. D:
 
ME: So come on, did you have sex with him?
GIRL: No! No. What do you think I am?
ME: Buuut did you do everything up to sex?
GIRL: What, you mean anal?
 
Sulkdodds said:
ME: So come on, did you have sex with him?
GIRL: No! No. What do you think I am?
ME: Buuut did you do everything up to sex?
GIRL: What, you mean anal?
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I cant understand describe please.
 
There is something odd about a 30 year old asking for relationship advice from a gaming forum. And by odd I mean sad.
 
Bribe the retarded one with a box of crayons and a coloring picture.
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Darkside55 said:
Next time girl #1 starts talking to you about sex just say, "So are we gonna do this or are you just going to talk about it everytime we hang out?"

Buy the retarded girl a football helmet and pound that shit.
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I endorse this message. Seriously...if she keeps talking to you about it then it sounds like your a good candidate. Just ask her how things are...if she says good then set that fool up. Put some lipstick marks on his shirt and then tell her about it and the next day she will be on you so fast you won't even get a chance to tell her you have aids.

EDIT: Bonus points for bucking bronco. That entails doing her from behind...grab her pigtails(or hair) and then tell her you have herpes and hold on for as long as you can!
 
The Monkey said:
Yeah, i know what you mean. I met this wonderful girl once with the best eyes you'll ever see. Then we played "Ring of Fire" (the drinking game) and it turns out she likes anal sex. D:
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Lol you uptight bastard, how is that a bad thing? :D
girls like sex. Some even seem to enjoy it. But it's a secret, don't tell anyone!

what you doing down under btw?
 
yeah..I wouldn't go out with a chick like that. If a girl likes you she'll flirt with you. Or want to talk to you (while your trying to ignore her). Don't ever wait to long to ask a girl out on a date!
 
just rape her,is she want to have sex whit you she wouldnt bother
 
**** em both!

Actually, it sounds like you have a chance with both of them. Go for it!
 
Glirk Dient said:
I endorse this message. Seriously...if she keeps talking to you about it then it sounds like your a good candidate. Just ask her how things are...if she says good then set that fool up. Put some lipstick marks on his shirt and then tell her about it and the next day she will be on you so fast you won't even get a chance to tell her you have aids.

EDIT: Bonus points for bucking bronco. That entails doing her from behind...grab her pigtails(or hair) and then tell her you have herpes and hold on for as long as you can!
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CrazyHarij said:
Lol you uptight bastard, how is that a bad thing? :D
girls like sex. Some even seem to enjoy it. But it's a secret, don't tell anyone!
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Pretty girls aren't supposed to like anal sex, dammit! Hot girls, maybe, but not the pretty ones.
what you doing down under btw?
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Getting raped by possums (they're ****ing everywhere, why do you aussies permit them to live?)
 
LOL. You said possum and I was totally going to say it's spelled opossum noob! But then I looked at wikipedia and I guess the spelling for the ones in the eastern hemisphere is different. :eek:
 
Well my special friend continues to sit next to me.

I draw pictures and sort of ignore her (because starting a conversation with her is taboo at work, and conversation with her is sometimes difficult. I'm also intimidated by her because she is very moody.)

When I'm done, I show the sketches to her, and we talk briefly.

The sketches I drew and showed her are pretty cool:
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2596295#post2596295


She said the 'Guardian' sketch I drew was good. She said her sister draws cartoons, and I said I wanted to see them.

I'm now feeling this isn't going to work out unfortunately, but I still like her the same.

I'm depressed. I really like her. meh, well, whatever happens is probably for the better either way.



The other girl, the freaky girl, continues to bad mouth her boyfriend, and was shouting about some argument they got into. She now apparently feels sluty, so she wanted to go on about how the only thing she ever did was sleep with a guy 2 days before they first date or something.

I said, "You always talk bad about your boyfriend. You know you have never said anything nice about your boyfriend" or something like that. I may have said, "are you thinking of leaving him?"

I feel like she looks at me more now though! I feel less and less attracted to her everyday.

My friend from work that had been jealous now realizes that I don't like her I guess, and he seemed better. I invited him to the fast food with us.
 
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