How to tell you have no life.

Ikerous · Nov 12, 2004

MyFriend: HI
MyFriend: CHARLES
Ikerous: hello
Ikerous: You minmized css

MyFriend: WE R GOING TO HOT BOX MY CAR!!!
Ikerous: yay?
MyFriend: you ARE GOING
Ikerous: no
Ikerous: im going back to css
MyFriend: awww
MyFriend: but
MyFriend: weed
Ikerous: css > pot
MyFriend: free
Ikerous: css...
MyFriend: NO WAY
MyFriend: god i hate u
MyFriend: fine b that ay
MyFriend: we will go have fun

Farrowlesparrow · Nov 12, 2004

uh...which person has no life?

KagePrototype · Nov 12, 2004

Pot makes baby jesus cry.

Yuri · Nov 12, 2004

KagePrototype said:
Pot makes baby jesus cry.

/me cries

Ikerous · Nov 12, 2004

Farrowlesparrow said:
uh...which person has no life?

I'd have to go with me.

And pot make jesus happy
Pot is neat ^_^

Immortal · Nov 12, 2004

Erestheux said:
/me cries

/me holds erestheux up to the sun, lion king style!

Ikerous · Nov 12, 2004

Oh yea, i forgot, i had a dream about you last night Farrowlesparrow
We were playin css together :-/ How odd is that
So when i woke up i thinking about you ;-)

Ames · Nov 12, 2004

/me blows up

Kablooey! ;(

edit: ...wtf? A dream.....eh? :naughty:

Tr0n · Nov 12, 2004

Ikerous said:
Oh yea, i forgot, i had a dream about you last night Farrowlesparrow
We were playin css together :-/ How odd is that
So when i woke up i thinking about you ;-)

Thats how you tell you are a nerd. :|

Farrowlesparrow · Nov 12, 2004

Ikerous said:
Oh yea, i forgot, i had a dream about you last night Farrowlesparrow
We were playin css together :-/ How odd is that
So when i woke up i thinking about you ;-)

I had a dream...

Where all men were equal. But then I woke up and I forgot what happened next.

Oh, and thank you for thinking about me. I'l be sure to think about you before I go to sleep.

Ikerous · Nov 12, 2004

Tr0n said:
Thats how you tell you are a nerd. :|

I already knew :-/

And sweet dreams Farrowles ;-)

Yuri · Nov 12, 2004

Immortal said:
/me holds erestheux up to the sun, lion king style!

/me pees on your face

:angel:

Ikerous · Nov 12, 2004

Yaaaaaaay, Erestheux pee, mmmm

oldagerocker · Nov 12, 2004

Ive had plenty of dreams where i've played games, dreamt up my next moves for Alpha Centuri and such

But i've never had a dream about forum members... but we all know certain members had wet ones over a lady that wasn't really a lady :O

Ikerous · Nov 12, 2004

About a week ago i had a dream involving everyone in the forum :-/
We were all in a stadium like arena thing talking like on the forum
Them someone gave me a beer. I liked that person.

I think i spend too much time here...

Bad^Hat · Nov 13, 2004

Ikerous said:
About a week ago i had a dream involving everyone in the forum :-/
We were all in a stadium like arena thing talking like on the forum
Them someone gave me a beer. I liked that person.

I think i spend too much time here...

Row 5, seat B. Next time, come say hi

Danimal · Nov 13, 2004

Ikerous said:
About a week ago i had a dream involving everyone in the forum :-/
We were all in a stadium like arena thing talking like on the forum
Them someone gave me a beer. I liked that person.

I think i spend too much time here...

Was I there? Do you remember a strom trooper doing groinal thrusts or a golden cat?

Ikerous · Nov 13, 2004

The humping storm trooper was an entirely different dream... :-/

Platinum · Nov 13, 2004

Ikerous was I in your dream?????????????????

CyberSh33p · Nov 13, 2004

so getting high equates to having a life nowadays?

Tr0n · Nov 13, 2004

Danimal said:
Was I there? Do you remember a strom trooper doing groinal thrusts or a golden cat?

Or yogurt?

Ikerous · Nov 13, 2004

CyberSh33p said:
so getting high equates to having a life nowadays?

Yes, yes it does.
You know you do it ;-)

I mostly meant picknig css over
doing shared interests w/ friends

CyberSh33p · Nov 13, 2004

Ikerous said:
Yes, yes it does.
You know you do it ;-)

I mostly meant picknig css over
doing shared interests w/ friends

no, I don't do it

and I wouldn't consider that the kind of shared interest one should take part in.

Tr0n · Nov 13, 2004

[Mr.fabulous voice] I will have to agree with Mr.Sheepy.Weed = a no no. [/Mr.fabulous voice]

Anthraxxx · Nov 13, 2004

http://www.planetradio.net/ogre-battle.large.mpeg
^^ here's how to tell if you have no life...^^

Ames · Nov 13, 2004

How to tell you have no life.
A Philosophical Essay by The Thing

You have no life. Or do you. That is the question that plagues the readers of this thread. In order to answer that question, we must first look at the symptoms, make a diagnosis, and then get you treated.

To tell if you have no life, we must examine your social behaviors. Are you "cool?" If you answered yes, that means you are an asshole, meaning you have no life. If you answered no, well, then that means you have no life. The correct way to answer this question is to say that you are partially, or a little cool.

Now that we have found out that indeed you have no life, we must cure this. We must make you engage in social contact. Right now, just IM a completely random person on your contacts or buddy list. Just do it. Say some things to this person. TYPE SOMETHING IN THE BOX AND PRESS ENTER. After doing so, wait for the person to respond. Next, RESPOND TO THE PERSON.

Another way to cure this "disease" is to take pills. There are a wide variety of pills out there you can take. Suicide, birth control, etc. pills are not the pills you want to take. I suggest depression pills or what not.

There is still one more method left that I will explain. Right now, LEAVE YOUR COMPUTER AND GO OUTSIDE. This allows you to experience the sun. The sun is a giant sphere of fusion-hawtness. This also allows you to socialize with people. SOCIALIZE.

Now that you have followed these three methods, I encourage you to enjoy your life and to keep on doing stuff. If you read this entire essay, and still have not gotten a life, well then, you have no life.

;(

Bad^Hat · Nov 13, 2004

Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

Danimal · Nov 13, 2004

Death! Sleep!

ailevation · Nov 13, 2004

:dozey: CSS over weed. You must have been ****in' high already to make a choice like that.

Neutrino · Nov 13, 2004

Danimal said:
Was I there? Do you remember a strom trooper doing groinal thrusts or a golden cat?

It's "pelvic," man. Pelvic.

Icarus · Nov 13, 2004

Well Ikerous, considering you stalk me, I'm afriad to ask if I've ever been in your dreams.

Raziaar · Nov 13, 2004

Icarus said:
Well Ikerous, considering you stalk me, I'm afriad to ask if I've ever been in your dreams.

With a name like Ikerous, he has to be stalking you. It would have been too obvious to pick Ikarus. =P

Bad^Hat · Nov 13, 2004

Dude, just give him the milk already.

Fat Tony! · Nov 13, 2004

wtf teh crazy!

Homer · Nov 13, 2004

I think the way to tell you have no life is if your up at 5:30 in the ****ing morning and you have been up since 8 friday yet you still cant sleep. godDAMN INSOMNIA!

Mint_Sauce · Nov 13, 2004

As long as your enjoying yourself, you have a life!

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