How would gordon introduce himself

[Deathb4birth]

just wondering what gordon would say when introducing himself to someone new


"hi im gordon freeman i'm responsible for the resistance"

 

[Hazar]

...

 

[Deathb4birth]

true !

 

[tehsolace]

he actually has a name tag on his suit that says "Hi, I'm Gordon Freeman." on it. Thats how everyone knows him in HL2...

 

[Mr Stabby]

through the medium of dance

 

[The Kaiser]

"..."
*bam Bam Bam.*

 

[Cole]

He would smack the guy with a crowbar. Since he cannot talk thats all he can really do.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

*sound of crowbar swinging through air and hitting soft flesh*
Oh... bu'e Gord-uh fheeban! Hey, tan dju hep be fimb by teeth?

 

[Hypnosos]

I'm Gordon Freeman, y'all know me.

 

[Zeus]

He would start scatting

 

[99.vikram]

"Hallo there! I'm the GF...y'know, zombie killah extraordinaire! They call me 'Da G man'..not to be confused with the other freak in the suit."

 

[gweedodogg69]

i imagine a..."sup." or if he was talkin to alyx he'd say "sup. u new in town?"

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Why do you all assume he's black ?

 

[99.vikram]

Why do you all assume he's black ?

Because white men can't jump. And Gordon jumps.
/pointless

 

[bbson john]

if he was talkin to alyx he'd say "sup. u new in town?"

no, if Gordon was talkin to Alyx. He would say, "I wanna date you on the bed."

 

[Mr Stabby]

Because white men can't jump. And Gordon jumps.
/pointless

RACIST

 

[ríomhaire]

However the player thinks he should.

 

[Clavius]

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Hey look over there! *Runs away*.

 

[bbson john]

Actually, Gordon is not his full name. He is called Gordon Stephen Hawking Freeman.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

No,
Gordon Geseppe Freeman