http://www.half-life2.com/hl2.php entries

Pierog said:
I'm new here, so i don't know if this has been posted yet

I;ve stumbled upon the hl2.php on hl2.com

ive tried various entries for the move

http://www.half-life2.com/hl2.php?move=gman
http://www.half-life2.com/hl2.php?move=gordon
http://www.half-life2.com/hl2.php?move=alyx

obviously the game characters are working

I don't know if this is the 3rd test or where it leads to.

very very old..... and no it supposably isn't..... and there are many more funny entries...... if i remember ther's like

type ?move=ninja
chicken
cow
blah blah......
truth just use the search tool and you'll find some decently long threads on it
 
also inputting s displays "this was not a test"

but in the source the little bird is displayed
 
hay before this snap gets forgotten, when in the hell are the new PC gamers gonna come in? Any body else in Colorado got theres at newsstand?

hah everyday i check I see that same old Quake 4 one and frown.
 
Pierog said:
I'm new here, so i don't know if this has been posted yet

I;ve stumbled upon the hl2.php on hl2.com

ive tried various entries for the move

http://www.half-life2.com/hl2.php?move=gman
http://www.half-life2.com/hl2.php?move=gordon
http://www.half-life2.com/hl2.php?move=alyx

obviously the game characters are working

I don't know if this is the 3rd test or where it leads to.

In Russia they have... they have these monkeys and they make them dance sort of in a circle but monkeys can't dance! But I mean they make them go around and around and they set things on fire around the moneys, not animals but little rolling things and they make the monkeys jump over them which actually makes them kinda dance. It's cruel but funny I mean it means... Little Fire Dancing Mammals the one funny thing they do is shave American Shavecuts into the monekeys, some monkeys have Flat tops and some have mohawks and they write the monkey's name on the side of the monkey, so they shaved 'Schokonz' and there was a monkey named Flash dance so they shaved the word Flash Dance and painted the tail red...
 
Pierog said:
ok, next time ill search, but i searched for this and nothing came up.

http://www.half-life2.com/test

has anyone figured out what this is yet?

It's either for something they were testing on the site or It's for the internal play testers for Half-Life 2 and Team Fortress 2.
 
There's a nice big news item on the front page that you really should read.
 
Danimal said:
In Russia they have... they have these monkeys and they make them dance sort of in a circle but monkeys can't dance! But I mean they make them go around and around and they set things on fire around the moneys, not animals but little rolling things and they make the monkeys jump over them which actually makes them kinda dance. It's cruel but funny I mean it means... Little Fire Dancing Mammals the one funny thing they do is shave American Shavecuts into the monekeys, some monkeys have Flat tops and some have mohawks and they write the monkey's name on the side of the monkey, so they shaved 'Schokonz' and there was a monkey named Flash dance so they shaved the word Flash Dance and painted the tail red...

This is a serious "WTF" moment.
 
Pierog said:
ok, next time ill search, but i searched for this and nothing came up.

http://www.half-life2.com/test

has anyone figured out what this is yet?

This is old too. Probably older than time itslef (metaphorically speaking) :|


USA has lots of bums, the people without the homes uur they live in the carboard boxes in Russia and they set it up like a shower like they close it around them. But the bums in Russia are more fun! They come up to you and they tickle you! They try to trip you its funny they try to trip the women its funny to see that. If you fall they will help you up and if you don't laugh theres no problem... It's very funny to watch, we don't give them money either. I have a buch 'o' fake keys maybe I will give the bum a fake key and he might feel secure or something. Once I was walking down the street but I don't know how the bum got it but he got a can of silly-string I don't know how he got in Russia We don't have them over there and he got the can and was spraying it at all the customers coming out of the deli! And there was this old lady and he shot it right in her ear! I hope you have seen something like it and he would go to peoples' purses and fill them with silly-string! But he was causing quite a stir this guy this guy had problems obviously but he never ran out of silly-string! It lasted for 4 days and it was green silly-string. No one knows how he got it it could have been from the black market maybe you know...

It is just random crap, I first said it as an example of how old and used and a pile of steaming poo-poo this thread is...

Wildhound, this is just random crap to show my hatred for old news...
 
Pierog, there is a search function, and you really, really, REALLY need to use it :)
 
OMG you guys!!!!111 Did yoo know this gaem ahs been delayed for liek 5 years omgwtflolbbq!!11!1 And teh hedcrabs are back!!! wtf?!?oneone

</sarcasm> But seriously.


Yeah dude, this is mad crazy old. Chris, we need a sticky with that stuff, methinks...
 
yet again i call for a suicide smiley
*kills self in view of all this sillyness*
 
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