HUGE STORMS HAPPEN when Kim Jong II shouts

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:O :O

awesome :LOL:


man he looks like a puppet riding on that horse although much less animated than this one ..it's almost as if he's glued to that horse from sheer will alone


the tune is kinda catchy ..curry cur-eh curry cur-eh nannana nana
 
that's sad...
I'm sure Bush wants a Video like this too though :)
 
I heard on Colbert Report that his dream was to become a movie director.

Well... to be a fantastic movie director you generally have to glorify others on the screen... not yourself.
 
Raziaar said:
I heard on Colbert Report that his dream was to become a movie director.

Well... to be a fantastic movie director you generally have to glorify others on the screen... not yourself.
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He has made movies, he made a Korean Godzilla. He also kidnapped a South Korean actress to play in his movies..

Also:
http://pyang.su/10032006-02.htm

The trip became even more interesting when he broke wind while riding the train, leading many of the citizens to crowd around him to bask in the natural air of his greatness.
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http://pyang.su/10102006-02.htm said:
The multi-talented dear general of Korea, Kim Jong-Il, delighted his citizens today by making an official appearance at the Kim Il-Sung University. Surprisingly, the topic at hand did not relate to the nuclear tests by the American imperialists, although he did address that briefly.

"I will be making an official statement regarding the nuclear threat this week" said the dear leader, "For now, we must show these imperialists that we are strong, and that we are not afraid of their threats. They want to push us to react, but we will not react unless we are attacked."
These words from the leader himself put everybody in the audience at ease, with some crying tears of happiness at the strength of the dear leader in these difficult times. As such, he was able to continue on and discuss the matter at hand.

Not long ago, a shipment of fresh fish coming from China to Pyongyang, ordered by a local restaurant, was contaminated with a poison, suspected to be the doings of a fascist sympathizer group that supports the American government. This poison caused anybody who ate the fish to experience a rectal prolapse, a very serious condition of the body that would make the rectum fall out of the anus, and the victim unable to properly defecate.

The poison was actually aimed at the dear leader Kim Jong-Il, as the restaurant that received the fish is one in which he frequently orders from. Lucky for the dear leader, he had just recently become a vegetarian, but it was very unlucky for other Pyongyang citizens who were infected by the poison.
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double you tee eff!!!

that site is scary, read a few pages and could not believe my eyes...
 
RoyaleWithCheese said:
double you tee eff!!!

that site is scary, read a few pages and could not believe my eyes...
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I cant work out if its real, or just a big joke.


EDIT:
Not quite content with brainwashing their own citizens, the imperialist American government now wants to begin using their own citizen's deaths for propaganda. The dictatorship has been recruiting normal, unarmed American civilians to come to Pyongyang and launch an attack against the country.

Despite the fact that the People's Army now numbers over a million soldiers (due to the threat of the imperialists), the American fascists have brainwashed their population into believing a couple of hundred of them can tear down the freedom and democracy of the beloved peaceful nation of Korea. In reality, the imperialists know that there is no chance for these American citizens to do any damage, and that they will be quickly arrested. Upon deportation from Korea and arrival back in America, the government would then execute the citizens by firing squad, and spin the propaganda around to claim that these violent, brainwashed citizens were in fact persecuted tourists in Pyongyang.

"If any of these American citizens show up in Korea, we will not shoot at them unless it is absolutely necessary" said Jo Myong Rok, first vice chairman of the National Defence Commission of Korea, "It is unfortunate that the imperialists would go to such measures of murdering their own citizens to try and bring shame upon Korea. We trust that the free peoples of the world will be able to see past these propaganda killings and voice their protests against the fascist American government."
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Tee hee
 
Nuclear Tests Cover Up For Rapists?

Just a few days ago, prominent American Republican (Fascist) Party representative Mark Foley was revealed to have raped and sodomized dozens of young male pages who was completing their work experience in the US congress. Foley, who was not democratically elected to the congress, was also the president of an anti-child abuse organization. It turns out that the organization was a front for many paedophiles and rapists among the undemocratically elected American congress members.

These proven accusations, launched by the banned underground American Democratic Party, were overshadowed now by the country's recent testing of nuclear weapons. Of course, the American propaganda news sources told the people through hours and hours of daily propaganda that the missiles were being tested because of a potential attack from the government of Korea, while not a single news source mentioned the crimes of Mr. Foley and the rest of the congress. In reality, the country is preparing for an aggressive attack against peaceful Korea, and to continue its dirty deeds with young children.

It has long been known by the international community that the USA serves as a prime location for child sex trafficking and prostution. In 2005, a group of Korean special operatives infiltrated and rescued a child prostitution ring of young girls and boys from Uzbekistan in America. It turned out that the prostitution ring was the work of Uzbek dictator Islam Karimov and American dictator George W. Bush. Karimov, known for boiling in hot water those who dissent against him, made a deal with Dictator Bush, giving him cheap oil and young children in exchange for blood money. Now it seems, with the revelations of Fascist Party member Foley, the American government has begun raping its own children. It is yet another sad story of victims of the American imperialists. By contrast, in Korea our government members are democratically elected, and uncorrupt. Rapists and paedophiles would be immediately ejected from the party, and put in jail for the crimes, rather than being defended like they are in America.

Coming next week, Pyongyang Chronicles will interview Dilara Alisultanova, a young Uzbek woman who was among the group of sex trafficking victims rescued out of America by the Korean Special Operatives.
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http://pyang.su/10092006-02.htm

lollers
 
It would really suck if pyang.su was the one site on the Internet that had it right.
 
http://pyang.su/10112006-02.htm

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Dancing With Kim Jong-Il

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[SIZE=-1]Korean women preparing for their chance to be the dear leader's own personal dance partner in 2007[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Things are about to heat up on Korean TV - now the dear leader has joined in with a show of his own, "Dancing With Kim Jong-Il". Thousands of young women across the country are currently trying out their dancing skills in front of a panel of judges to qualify for the show.

The purpose of the show is to find a new dancing partner for our dear general, who will dance with him at all of the prestigious events he attends for a year. It is well known that dear leader is an accomplished dancer; he invented the hugely popular cha-cha-cha dance in 1952 at the age of 10 years old. He even danced for a performance of the opera "Sea of Blood", written by his father, our great eternal leader Kim Il-Sung. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]For the show, the best 12 dancers will be chosen to compete on national television, with the public voting for their favourites each week. Once there is only 2 dancers left, dear leader himself will appear on the show to dance with the two remaining ladies, so that he can pick his favourite woman to be his dance partner for the year. Although he only recently started dating his wonderful new girlfriend Eun-Hye Yoo just a few weeks ago, it turns out his new lady is a very clumsy dancer. "She is bowlegged and has two left feet" laughed the dear leader when asked about the show at yesterday's appearance at Kim Il-Sung University, "But I still love her so very much." What a lucky girl. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Dancing With Kim Jong-Il is set to premiere on national television beginning November 6th.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Posted October 11, 2006 (Juche 95)[/FONT]


[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Okay it's official, this is a hoax site.
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"The sky cracks when he shouts, the sky shatters"

D: D: D: D: D: D: D: WTF?

RoyaleWithCheese said:
This Korean dude (numbers, who is this?) rapes Kim Jong Il:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xQFqxgsirME

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fun commercial: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3022975792992658529&q=kim+jong+Il
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:O

General Chun Do-Hwan. one of the better presidents of Korea. Ruled for 8 years before resignation by the June Democracy Movement.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chun_Doo_Hwan

LOL @ commercial
 
So, if a "Huge Storm" happens whenever Jim Kong Il shouts, why does'nt shout at his enemies then?

(I practically laughed at CptSterns accurate spelling of that North Korean chicks singing)
 
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