I <3 prostitutes

[Ikerous]

But that has nothing to do with the topic...

Anyways, tonight it was dark and I was alone and these people drove up in a van and they were strangers and i had to get into the van with the strangers and they knew i had 260 bucks on me.

It was scarey.

Would you do it?

And pretend you're paranoid for some reason...

Si o no?

 

[Absinthe]

Like... what?

But did you get head?

 

[Ikerous]

Like... what?

But did you get head?

They were boys D:

So of course.

 

[Shamrock]

No, no hablo ingles.

 

[Ikerous]

No, no hablo ingles.

Pero eso no tiene nada hacer con el asunto... De todas formas, era esta noche oscuro y estaba solo y esta gente condujo para arriba en una furgoneta y ella era extranjeros y tuve que conseguir en la furgoneta con los extranjeros y ella sabía que tenía 260 bucks en mí. Era scarey. ¿Usted lo haría? Y fínjale son paranoico por una cierta razón... ¿No del silicio o?

I think some of that might not make sense in spanish...

 

[63]

How did they know you had $260? (or was 'on you' literal, as in "I pasted $260 in cash all over my clothes")

 

[Ikerous]

How did they know you had $260? (or was 'on you' literal, as in "I pasted $260 in cash all over my clothes")

They were probably evil magicians.

 

[63]

That would explain alot... except the need for a van...

 

[Nat Turner]

I'd go in if I was armed with a glock 18, 6 in. blade, flak vest, and a couple mags.

 

[Ikerous]

I'd go in if I was armed with a glock 18, 6 in. blade, flak vest, and a couple mags.

Um.. i had my shoes... i coulda slapped one of em with my shoe...

 

[Nat Turner]

Um.. i had my shoes... i coulda slapped one of em with my shoe...

Maybe if you shoe clobbered them with great fury and passion, you could take them all out kinda quickly. I'm sure short recoil could do it.

 

[TheSomeone]

I share your liking of prostitutes.

 

[Ikerous]

I share your liking of prostitutes.

^_^ me too

 

[TheSomeone]

^_^ me too

Woah :O, dude, that is so crazy, we-- you-- woah we must be made for each other.

 

[Glirk Dient]

I would have gotten in. If they made a move at me I would have pulled out my boy scout pocket knife and jabbed em in the eyes since boy scout knives are best for that kind of work.

 

[CyberPitz]

How do you think you found me Ik?

I gotta make my money somehow....now about those porkchops.

Woah , dude, that is so crazy, we-- you-- woah we must be made for each other.

back off bitch.

 

[Ikerous]

back off bitch.

<3

Oh yea.. i forgot... and even though they were strangers, i happened to know they were also drug dealers... so take that into consideration too...

 

[TheSomeone]

Im Gegenstatz zum und Konzert bedurfte das Vierte viel langer, um sich durchuzusetzen. Zu Anfang des Jahrhunderts begann rachmaninov gerade, sich von dem Desaster der 1. Sinfonie zu erholen.

 

[CyberPitz]

Im Gegenstatz zum und Konzert bedurfte das Vierte viel langer, um sich durchuzusetzen. Zu Anfang des Jahrhunderts begann rachmaninov gerade, sich von dem Desaster der 1. Sinfonie zu erholen.

No German 4 u!

 

[ailevation]

So.. you purchased some crack rocks from them?

 

[Ikerous]

No German 4 u!

Ill avenge you!

Emm DoubleEw: my cock felt good in your ass

So.. you purchased some crack rocks from them?

No! That's immoral.

 

[TheSomeone]

Emm DoubleEw (10:30:14 PM): If you were camping with a bunch of guys and you woke up with a condom up your ass and a migraine, would you tell anyone?
Tw33k3l2 (10:30:31 PM): yes
Emm DoubleEw (10:30:47 PM): wanna go camping anyways?
Tw33k3l2 (10:30:56 PM): that didnt work...
Emm DoubleEw (10:31:06 PM): you suck

 

[Shippi]

Wait, why exactly did you have to get in the van? o_0

 

[CyberPitz]

Wait, why exactly did you have to get in the van? o_0

One looked like me, so he had to have some sechs.

 

[Llama]

Because he's Ikerous. That's what he DOES.

 

[Ikerous]

Because he's Ikerous. That's what he DOES.

I'm glad someone here really gets me

<3

 

[Llama]

Nothing like ( )( ) <3 to get me going

 

[Yuri]

What the hell is this "van" you keep mentioning? Wtf.

Nothing like ( )( ) <3 to get me going

I like my ass to look like that, too. (Exact shape of my face at this moment)

 

[Mr-Fusion]

In this context i believe the van is a metaphor for anus. Word of warning, never ever venture into a van. Peril lies within.

 

[Steven]

Yeah I like prostitutes.

 

[Yuri]

In this context i believe the van is a metaphor for anus. Word of warning, never ever venture into a van. Peril lies within.

So you're saying that Ikky just took a venture into an anus filled with evil magicians, AND $260?!

 

[$kelet0r]

AND $260?!

it was worth every penny <3

 

[SubKamran]

Wow this thread is strange indeed.

Ik, I say you should have trout slapped all of them.

 

[15357]

Only go in if you have a electric stun baton with you.

 

[Qonfused]

I've seen a few prostitutes but there's none around where I live. But, this one freaky lady did come up to me and ask for a dollar. I immediately ran her over.

 

[Icarusintel]

f*ck, i thought this thread was about prostitutes, but now I know it's about sticking your pee pee in the exhaust of a van.... and now i'm slightly excited

 

[Qonfused]

Ik, do you have MSN? You'd be a blast on it.

 

[Danimal]

He uses only AIM. ;(

 

[Qonfused]

Loser.

 

[Shippi]

Hmmmmm.