i accidently glued myself to.... uhhh.... myself

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ya... my hand is stuck in the basement with elmers glue.... how the hell do i get it off??? i'm not joking and (i kno, i'm a retard) did this on a dare... i'm typing w/ one hand right now and kinda WANT TO TAKE A PISS! please help me.... i'm not joking
 
take a look at your surroundings and see what you can use to pull your hand off....lol. do you have anything you can use to scrape at the glue or whatever?
 
Dayumn. There a bucket round there anywhere?
 
i have a pen... and a spoon... gonna try the pen... god damn wish me luck
 
Pour boiling water on your hand....it will melt the glue, i swear. Just trust me on this one.
 
If this is true:

HILARIOUS!!!

If this is fake:

Ummm...

HILARIOUS!!!
 
Originally posted by EvilEwok
;o


I can't believe you guys are buying it. Surely he has more since than to do this.
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we're talking about thehunter here man. Have you ever read his posts? lol
 
Elmers glue isn't that freaking strong, use carpenters glue next time please.
 
Originally posted by |CC|Hudson
Pour boiling water on your hand....it will melt the glue, i swear. Just trust me on this one.
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no way.... that will hurt my gen. private!

and no, ewok... i don't have more sence than that.... u haven't seen my prom pictures :/
 
Um, dont think anyone has pointed this out....what exactly is your hand glued to (do we really want to know)
 
I really doubt your telling the truth. Elmer's glue is not that strong. You can just pour water on the glue and pull your hand off.
 
Originally posted by thehunter1320
ok, a little chunk came off..... i'm gonna spoon it off
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lol now that's using your resources effectively

just pull your hand away from the wall as far as you can and jab at the spot between your hand and the wall with the pen...
 
agh....it's off..... the spoon worked....thank u, HL community, for being with me in my time of need.... u know i would have helped any of u if u had the same problem...

BTW, i used a warm spoon

i had the glue on for 15 minutes til i realised it was... stuck
 
AcneBrain, that picture is from that list of types of Forum people isnt it?
 
random thought: why was the spoon warm/how'd you get the spoon to be warm.....?
 
Well, you kind of said it yourself, but it will uncover the fog of war from the details on this subject.
 
yeah... and i suggested using the pen to jab at the spot where your hand was glued to the wall..... oops

edit:
Originally posted by thehunter1320
DAMN IT!!! when am i gonna become a combine?
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when am i gonna be a zombie? i've been headcrab for...three months

edit2:
oh wait i just realized that i've reached zombie status....:) :)
 
oh no, more bad mental images..... arghh no more, no more!!!
 
Originally posted by dfc05
oh no, more bad mental images..... arghh no more, no more!!!
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he he he he he he he he he he........ he he he he he..... he he he
 
Omg, I got a secret pic from my scanner-cam and sent it to thehunters house, heres a pic:
 
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