"I aint afraid of no ghosts ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhh THUD!

[CptStern]

A 29-year-old woman who police say was looking for ghosts was killed after falling three storeys at a University of Toronto building early Thursday.

Police arrived at 1 Spadina Cres. near College Street and Spadina Avenue at around 2 a.m. in response to reports of a man and woman trying to jump from one level of the building to another.

The man was able to make the jump, but the structure the woman was standing on gave way and she fell, police said

stupid is as stupid does. also if there wasnt a ghost before the incident there's sure to be one now


http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/09/10/toronto-woman-falls-death523.html

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Dammit, Stern, can't you see the truth? A ghost made the structure give way!
She was close. We need more research.

Get some more women to jump across the gap.
And make sure they're wearing short skirts.

 

[CptStern]

Dammit, Stern, can't you see the truth? A ghost made the structure give way!
She was close. We need more research.

silly farrow, the ghost pushed her

Get some more women to jump across the gap.
And make sure they're wearing short skirts.

so you can quickly have intercourse with their corpses after they fall to their deaths? you sick little monkey

 

[Eejit]

Ghost-bustin' makes her fall good.

 

[MJ12]

Wait, how did she get past the Gatekeeper?

 

[Tyguy]

also if there wasnt a ghost before the incident there's sure to be one now

jesus effin lol

 

[Dan]

That sounds ghastly.

 

[Robbo]

hmmm Ghost Hunters... big loss there

 

[Raziaar]

Too bad my house is only a single story. I won't be able to make anybody fall to their deaths when I die in here.

I'll be sure I die in a skyscraper or something.

 

[swan_song1973]

my guess is somebody took bad acid.

 

[Remus]

I'll be sure I die in a skyscraper or something.

Die Harder: Raziaar's Revenge!

 

[Gargantou]

I love the way everyone's mocking the death of a real person on here, a very tragic thing.

But I guess I'll admit, if it was CptStern who had died, I'd probably be mocking him as well.

 

[CptStern]

details of the story


apparently it was a young couple on a date. their first date. they decided on the way home to climb an old university of toronto building. she fell after an attempt at jumping from one roof of the building to the next. man the guy has to feel like shit for being so stupid. but at least it's easier than having to say he's not that into her (assuming the date wasnt a success ..which even if it were a sucess it didnt end that way ..well at least not for the girl)

 

[Remus]

Guy found out she was going to dump him, so he dumped her instead, off a freaking roof. Made it look like an accident too, sly devil.

 

[Raziaar]

Die Harder: Raziaar's Revenge!

Heh heh.

 

[CptStern]

Guy found out she was going to dump him, so he dumped her instead, off a freaking roof. Made it look like an accident too, sly devil.

except he forgot to wipe the bootprint from the back of her dress


"hey look a bird!" <SHOVE>

 

[Gargantou]

I hope you all die a slow, painful death that leaves your future children fatherless(or motherless).

Have a pleasant day, gents.

 

[CptStern]

I hope you all die a slow, painful death that leaves your future children fatherless(or motherless).

Have a pleasant day, gents.

 

[Gargantou]

Image isn't loading for me

 

[CptStern]

the url should tell you all you need to know

 

[Gargantou]

That I am a foundshit dot com?

 

[Remus]

Fixed! Er... sort of

 

[CptStern]

That I am a foundshit dot com?

sure I guess ... I didnt know you were lost


anyways, here's another in case you're still confused

and another

one more

 

[Raziaar]

What kind of internet newbie hotlinks these days?

Oh right. The old kind.

 

[CptStern]

the kind that doesnt have hours and hours of nothing better to do than stare at their computer

 

[Shift]

I hope you all die a slow, painful death that leaves your future children fatherless(or motherless).

Have a pleasant day, gents.

How will we create children if we have already been killed?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

the kind that doesnt have hours and hours of nothing better to do than stare at their computer

Are you serious? Isn't that all you do at work?

 

[CptStern]

no, only a small portion of my job involves staring at the screen. the rest of the time I'm manipulating my mouse or keyboard

 

[Gargantou]

How will we create children if we have already been killed?

.. Shut up.

 

[Blinxx]

How will we create children if we have already been killed?

:naughty: