I am so ****ING BORED

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I've got no new games to play and nothing really to do on my computer other than mess around in photoshop, I can't really go out with my friends as it's the middle of the week and I ordered a game from GameFly a ****ing week ago but those ****s at the US Postal Service are too busy murdering their co-workers and doing blow to ship it to me. And I already know I sound like a whiney bitch making this post, but if you don't like it you can flush your modem down the toilet and go **** your mother. :flame:
 
I have weed. I'm never bored.

Have you tried playing "I wonder what that tastes like"?
Just walk around licking crap...
 
LOL. Take a happy pill any everything will be OK =D
 
short recoil said:
Do some exercise, get ripped instead of just sitting there.
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Blasphemy! A lazy life and a life lived well
 
Seriously, Internet porn > drugs or exercise

Or, download new music
 
Now to make things worse, the only thing on TV tonight is basketball and some asshole on CNN talking about the VP shooting people

Today isn't the worst day of my life, just the most annoying...
 
Ikerous said:
I have weed. I'm never bored.

Have you tried playing "I wonder what that tastes like"?
Just walk around licking crap...
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Ooh, I love that game.
 
go climb a tree, colour coordinate your wardrobe, see how many coins you can fit up your bumhole


....aghhh wtmff, my computer just said something to me. sounded like a troll
 
short recoil said:
Do some exercise, get ripped instead of just sitting there.
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Ill second that,I've been much happier and healthier ever since I started working out everyday. I stay high on testosterone,whey protein and Creatine pills :) And the best part is:when you work out for an hour a day, You dont feel like a bum for sitting at a computer the other 23 hours of the day.
 
Lou said:
get a ****ing job
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QFT money rocks. I just bought a new airsoft gun. All metal(well slide and barrel) g18c. Ill show it to you. Soon I am gonna buy a shaggin wagon and get my liscence so I can drive to you place and we can go buy some pop, watermelons and shoot shit with my gun. It will kick ass.

In the mean time, get a job, excersize rocks after the first few weeks when it blows...but I don't think your gonna do that. Hmm, download the first season of lost and watch it. It is actually pretty good.

Oh...also...job!

Playing games too much makes them boring as shit and yous it on your comp going "This blows...theres nothing to do...I have 200 games and they all suck!". So if you get a job and play games sparingly then the games you buy and play pwn 10x more and you can do other stuff like buy more airsoft stuff and come to some airsoft games with me. You and me would kick some serious ass. We just need to work out more so we can run and get a good position right away and melt bitches faces with our uber guns.
 
Glirk Dient said:
Playing games too much makes them boring as shit and yous it on your comp going "This blows...theres nothing to do...I have 200 games and they all suck!". .
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My life sucks so much; all my games suck :(
 
Make a post saying that its your 1000th post. You won't be bored anymore.
 
Uriel said:
Try to bite your ear.
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That's only possible if you cut it off first. I strongly recommend anaesthetics and a good plastic surgeon to do the job.
 
Come to my house and we'll play video games.
 
Go swimming, sing, do a jig, talk to a girl, act out your favorite movie.
 
Lou said:
My life sucks so much; all my games suck :(
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Well you can always update your myspace about your miserable life and how you hate it.
 
JNightshade said:
Find a girl. Then do things to her. Nasty, happy things.
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I doubt he'll be able to do that every day though :|
 
ZeeM said:
Well you can always update your myspace about your miserable life and how you hate it.
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myspace is gay. I don't do that shit. I am above all those who have a myspace account.
 
Find a crime you like and do that regularly.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
He's KngHenry, he's trying to get a rise out of people.

-Angry Lawyer
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KngHenry=Napoleon from Animal Farm. Or am I thinking of Snowball?
 
KngHenry = known forum troll who keeps reregistering under proxies and making up personas to piss people off.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Well, yeah, I remember him back in the day, and I know of a few of his supposed alter egos (egoes? The plural is actually hemeis in Greek, but that doesn't sound right either, noster, if you're taking it from latin). Persmaga for one. I actually wasn't aware that they were proven to be him, I thought that KngHenry has just become the nickname for the latest forum troll. So, I trying to make an analogy.
 
spookymooky said:
Well, yeah, I remember him back in the day, and I know of a few of his supposed alter egos (egoes? The plural is actually hemeis in Greek, but that doesn't sound right either, noster, if you're taking it from latin). Persmaga for one. I actually wasn't aware that they were proven to be him, I thought that KngHenry has just become the nickname for the latest forum troll. So, I trying to make an analogy.
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whoah whoah whoah, per-smeg-a was really kinghnry? hm. I always thought he was an asshole.
 
Que-Ever said:
whoah whoah whoah, per-smeg-a was really kinghnry? hm. I always thought he was an asshole.
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I don't know that he actually was, its just that he was labelled that by a lot of people.

Edit: hmm, I seem to have come across a quite a forum noob. Sad really, I've been lurking here almost every day since Valve started releasing those preview videos over steam. Ah well.
 
Any intelligent man can find something to do. Like me, for instance, I am sitting in my chair and looking around my room.
 
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