I am the most retarded person in the entire world

[Ravioli]

Yes thats right. You may not believe what you are about to read but i have nothing to prove it other than my word.


Yesterday i was hanging out with a friend and we went to this one store to buy a watch for his gf. We were dressed kinda ghetto so it looked like we were gona steal something so the security (big black guy in a suit) was watching over us the whole time. Now, it happens to be that i had a small bit of hash is my pocket, in a little plastic bag. Me and my friend were talking about how much money we got so i put my hand in my pockets to check how much i had. There were people around, security guard, the ladies behind the counter. I reach in my pocket and can feel the plastic bag that the hash is in, but for some reason i think its money. I pull it out real fast and it just happens to be that theres a whole in the plastic bag. Yes, you guessed right. The hash flyes out of the plastic bag, up into the air (everything was in slowmotion) right infront of EVERYONE, it lands on the floor. I stand there frozen thinking "WTF JUST HAPPEND??" but my friend acted quick and put his foot over it. I bend down, quickly grabbing it under his shoe and put it in my pocket. There were still crumbles here and there so we quickly swept the floor with our feets. We didnt know if anyone saw or not but we were freaking out. We went ahead and bought the watch, nervous as ****, no one seemed to have noticed. We walk out of the store and GTFO of there.

So there you have it, i threw hash up in the air and onto the ground in a large jewelry store with security guards and people and cameras everywhere...and i made it out alive.

**** me

:bonce:

 

[highlander]

 

[Cheomesh]

Moron.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Fail on an epic scale.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Phail.

 

[Smoke]

You lucky shit.

 

[Avoidist]

You most certainly are.

 

[Asknoone]

Idiot.

 

[Rapstah]

Failtard.

And what's this "hash" you speak of?

 

[Majestic XII]

Another word for Jenkem.

 

[Naph]

Hash, shit, you're cool.

 

[pistolero!]

Dumbass.

 

[<RJMC>]

see? thats what drugs do to your brain

 

[Pulse]

Dressing ghetto? You tool.

Oh and you're a moron, dumbass, idiot etc. for the hash too. GET A TIN.

 

[CrazyHarij]

ahahahahaha helvete vilken tur du har.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Ah, c'mon, don't be so hard on the lad.

Hopefully it was a good lesson.



And there are black people in Italy?

 

[Sam]

Fail on an epic scale.

Rhyme at an epic time.

 

[Razor]

That's what drugs do to your brainz.

 

[Rapstah]

He had one of these in his pocket;

#

/o fortuna

 

[evil^milk]

Quick, alert the internet!

 

[Unfocused]

I lol'd.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

 

[nurizeko]

What an faaaaaaaaaaiiilure.

You shoulda offered the security guard some.

Weed-Greed is lame.

 

[Absinthe]

I don't see why you were so worried.

Everybody knows that black people love to smoke up.

 

[noQ]

You seem to be asking for trouble.

 

[mindless_moder]

plastic bag feels just like money ... lol

 

[VirusType2]

Ha, like 7 years ago, I went to pay for my gas and I pulled out a pocket full of change, and ... a bag of weed, and put it on the counter in front of the gas station cashier.

The cashier looked at me and shook his head like and looked like he might call the police, but hesitated.

I said, "oops" and put it back in my pocket, paid for my shit and immediately left quietly.


There is an anti drug commercial I saw on TV that shows someone doing this. Then it says, "still think using drugs doesn't make you stupid?" or something along those lines.

I don't smoke weed anymore, for the record. It's bad for your lungs, and has gotten more expensive.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

It's actually good for the lungs. Has anti-cancer properties. It can be eaten, too.



It wouldn't be "stupid" at all if it was legal like it should be.

 

[VirusType2]

It's actually good for the lungs. Has anti-cancer properties. It can be eaten, too.



It wouldn't be "stupid" at all if it was legal like it should be.

Good for the lungs? No dear, 1 joint has as much tar as a pack of cigarettes.

So, when I smoked 10 joints a day that was like 10 packs of cigarettes of tar. Each day.

I know all that tar in my lungs helped shield me from the supa AIDS, and teh cancer.

LOL!

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

No, dear.

 

[JFry]

*cue 9 page weed debate*

 

[mchammer75040]

Good for the lungs? No dear, 1 joint has as much tar as a pack of cigarettes.

thats the most retarded thing Ive ever heard.
Anyways I mined through our member photo thread and this is ravoli's pic

 

[VirusType2]

It's actually good for the lungs.

From the same link you gave:

The odds of cigarette smokers having any respiratory symptoms was 2.36 times that of nonsmokers, while the odds of someone who smoked both cigarettes and marijuana having respiratory symptoms was 18 times that of someone who smoked neither--an eightfold jump in risk, Dr. Tan says.

more on that here:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/05/070521145539.htm

Has anti-cancer properties.

Well that's new. Hadn't heard that. (I'm secretly routing for pot)

It can be eaten, too.

yeah, but it's much weaker when administered that way. Unfortunately... or I'd still be using it.

 

[Cheomesh]

It's actually good for the lungs. Has anti-cancer properties. It can be eaten, too.



It wouldn't be "stupid" at all if it was legal like it should be.

You're aware you're a tool, right?

 

[mchammer75040]

Gee, What a great way to start a discussion cheo.....

 

[VirusType2]

thats the most retarded thing Ive ever heard.

The actual amount of tar varies - (depending on brand of cigarettes, and size of joint obviously) but something like that.

Here, see for yourself if you don't believe it
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=1+joint+as+much+tar+as+a+pack+of+cigarettes&btnG=Google+Search

I don't know, but I know it made it harder for me to breath. I smoked weed off and on for 15 years - but I also smoked cigarettes, so who knows.

I quit smoking cigarettes 2 or 3 years ago, and quit smoking weed about 4 years ago. I don't smoke either anymore, for the record.

A few months ago, I started smoking weed again, but only for a few weeks. I was almost instantly always winded with shortness of breath and had some serious flem. I quit again about a month ago.


Although I did just read this alarming tid-bit

In late July, another study published in The Lancet medical journal suggested that using marijuana may increase the likelihood of becoming psychotic, with even infrequent use potentially raising the overall small risk by up to 40 percent.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Gee, What a great way to start a discussion cheo.....

Cheo is my next candidate for ignoring. He's always saying something bland and judgemental like that.

 

[Nemesis6]

Hmm, yeah, weed is good and all untill you find yourself in the middle of traffic screaming at passing cars because you think they're eagles trying to get you and your family. Bad trip.

By the way -

What an faaaaaaaaaaiiilure.

...

 

[morgs]

Hugs not drugs. _b

 

[mchammer75040]

The actual amount of tar varies - (depending on brand of cigarettes, and size of joint obviously) but something like that.

Here, see for yourself if you don't believe it
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=1+joint+as+much+tar+as+a+pack+of+cigarettes&btnG=Google+Search

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501729_pf.html

I don't know, but I know it made it harder for me to breath. I smoked weed off and on for 15 years - but I also smoked cigarettes, so who knows.

I quit smoking cigarettes 2 or 3 years ago, and quit smoking weed about 4 years ago.

A few months ago, I started smoking weed again, but only for a few weeks. I was almost instantly always winded with shortness of breath and had some serious flem. I don't smoke either anymore.

Although I did just read this alarming tid-bit

Alright maybe I came off like an ass a minute ago, but I think to equate 1 joint to a pack of cigarettes is usually what someone who have never smoked before will say. Personally I run regularly so it doesnt do anything to me when I smoke a joint, as opposed to if I smoked a pack of ciggarettes the day before I'll be so winded and dizzy just running a mile or so. But then again I dont smoke either regularly, usually not even a joint a day. But Im not saying its neccessarily that healthy, cause it isnt. Ofcourse it can cause problems, but you never hear of people ODing on weed like you can from alcohol or hell even getting sick from the nicotine in ciggarettes.


And yes I know what you mean techno.