I am the strongest of HL2.net.

[Dog--]

Atleast, that's how I feel right now, I just ripped a phone book in half. Not one of those pussy half ones, but a full fledge phone book.

Camera phone pic, sry.

I actually did this because I was competing with a friend of my girlfriends.. She got the technique down (she's weak, not a butch gross one), but she only ever did the smaller ones. I just did a full sized one and it's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGvEGFkvNs

That's the technique I used.

Discuss how awesome I am.

EDIT: Sorry for epic picture size.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You're a homosexual f*ggot.

 

[Vegeta897]

At first glance this looked like something very unpleasant.

 

[jet_porkins]

You're a homosexual f*ggot.

/thread

Actually, Willie, that makes me wonder. Are there heterosexual f*ggots?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Your mother.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Dood hough dyd u geut so goud at beeing awsme man. Coud yu teech me how ta do tat?

 

[Dog--]

I can't teach you to be this awesome, some people got it and some people don't.

You obviously don't.

 

[Shamrock]

My friend and I did that to all the phone books in my house once. It was hilarious.

 

[Acepilotf14]

You are truly a man among men.

 

[Dog--]

So how many of you tried to do it after watching the vid?

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

So how many of you tried to do it after watching the vid?

I didn't have a phone book around so I used a kittens torso. Works like a charm, thank you.

 

[Warped]

whats with all these macho threads. i can do this i can do that. next its "i'm so great, i just ate 17 hot dogs and i'm the man!" -------10 seconds later you die

 

[Dog--]

Uhhh. Besides this thread and the "I think I'm a mutant" thread, idk wtf your talking about?

 

[VirusType2]

But can you bite a soda can in half? Bitch.

 

[Vegeta897]

Your stupid.

 

[Warped]

Uhhh. Besides this thread and the "I think I'm a mutant" thread, idk wtf your talking about?

do some digging and you'll see it under new posts right now with a new speedrun test, and......(runs away from keyboard)

 

[Dog--]

Your stupid.

My stupid?

 

[Vegeta897]

My stupid?

idk wtf your talking about?

Dog dog dog dog.

 

[Dog--]

Proper spelling/grammar and internet slang is completely different.

So was it someone else's stupid?

 

[Vegeta897]

Jesus Christ Dog, you're slow.

YOU USED YOUR INSTEAD OF THE PROPER "YOU'RE" AND SO I DID THE SAME THING BY SAYING "YOUR STUPID"

I'M NOT ****ING TALKING ABOUT YOUR USE OF "IDK" AND "WTF"

 

[Dog--]

I know I said "idk wtf your talking about" I don't know what the **** his talking about. Makes sense... It's just...

*runs away from keyboard*

 

[Krynn72]

Your both stupid.

 

[Vegeta897]

"you are talking about"

"you're talking about"

"Your" does not make sense. Just like "your stupid" doesn't. That's why I said it.

 

[Dog--]

This thread is just a mass of stupidity.

I came back to my keyboard btw.

 

[Shamrock]

Everyone dance!

 

[VirusType2]

We should hold halflife2.net Olympic games 2009.

Phone book tearing and shit.
Monster dump contest
Greatest amount of mold growing on dishes in their room.
Who owns the Oldest videogame (not the data itself but the box or cartridge or something)

I can't think of anything good

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

We should hold halflife2.net Olympic games 2009.

Phone book tearing and shit.
Monster dump contest
Greatest amount of mold growing on dishes in their room.
Who owns the Oldest videogame (not the data itself but the box or cartridge or something)

I can't think of anything good

Doing a post search for every active member and seeing who got the highest percentage of correct uses of your/you're their/they're/there its/it's.

(I bet I'd win)

 

[YROC]

mkay, because I have a magnovox odyssey laying around somewhere.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

mkay, because I have a magnovox odyssey laying around somewhere.

Thats fine with me. I have a caveman video game. Its called rock.

 

[YROC]

I had that once. My brother sold it at a pawn shop. T_T

 

[Shift]

Congratulations.

 

[VirusType2]

I've got a video system so old, the 'woodgrain finish' is actually wood.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You're all a bunch of ****ing pussies I survived my balls having blood flow cut off AND my left nut receding into my body. Eat my shit you f*cking c*nts.




























Butt.

 

[YROC]

no wai

 

[Acepilotf14]

We should hold halflife2.net Olympic games 2009.

Phone book tearing and shit.
Monster dump contest
Greatest amount of mold growing on dishes in their room.
Who owns the Oldest videogame (not the data itself but the box or cartridge or something)

I can't think of anything good

Phone book tearing and shit. [whatever]
Monster dump contest [i win because dogaroo dump]
Greatest amount of mold growing on dishes in their room. [cyberpitz]
Who owns the Oldest videogame (not the data itself but the box or cartridge or something) [darkside]

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Phone book tearing and shit. [Vegeta's chin]
Monster dump contest [Lucid takes many dumps holy shit]
Greatest amount of mold growing on dishes in their room. [Ace because he is a fat neckbeard weeabutt who doesn't wat]
Who owns the Oldest videogame (not the data itself but the box or cartridge or something) [Darkside's butt]

 

[Krynn72]

I once tore an iPhone Book in half. Suck it fags.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Congratulations.

I only just saw this post
**** GOD DAMN EVANGELION

 

[Raziaar]

Somebody's been watching mythbusters!