I blaim the monkies. All of em.

[Ikerous]

So yesterday afternoon i was at my buddies house. And he calls up a guy we know and I give him 300 bucks to go to the banana sellsman and get a banana for us. Now, i've given him money and he's given me bananas before, so I had no reason to think he'd screw us over. Boy was i wrong. It's the next day, night even, and we still haven't heard from him and he doesn't answer his cell. So basically, i lost my money. And i'm almost outta banana. (And i just got a ticket for doing 20mph over the limit, so thats even more money gone -_-)

But, on the bright side im really starting to do well in the MMO i play. So, i guess the topic of the thread is: Who wants to make love?

(And please refrain from any non-banana type words)

 

[short recoil]

I would have gone BANANAS.

 

[CptStern]

man rookie mistake ..money only exchanges hands when you get the bananas ..if your banana merchant has to go buy it from someone else then you need a new banana merchant. One who buys large quantities and wont skim off the top because he's a middleman

 

[Que-Ever]

three hundred dollars is a lot of bananas :/

unless bananas is a codeword for weed. but even then!

 

[Qonfused]

three hundred dollars is a lot of bananas :/

unless bananas is a codeword for weed. but even then!

Yeah. That's what I'm thinking.

 

[Ikerous]

man rookie mistake ..money only exchanges hands when you get the bananas ..if your banana merchant has to go buy it from someone else then you need a new banana merchant. One who buys large quantities and wont skim off the top because he's a middleman

i know >< I just suck at doing what i know

three hundred dollars is a lot of bananas :/

unless bananas is a codeword for weed. but even then!

Bananas!

 

[OvA]

You mean...banannas?

 

[Ikerous]

You mean...banannas?

only two n's in banana. Like tuna or ostrage.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Bananas are teh sex.

 

[Qonfused]

"Whenever I try to spell banana, it makes me feel stupid. Cause I don't know when to end it. I'm like, how many nas are on this thing? Bana - keep going. Bananana - damn!" - Demetri Martian.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Edit: Bananas.

 

[CptStern]

(And please refrain from any non-banana type words)

......

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Around here banana merchants who **** around like that end up dead. Don't let it go, follow through on it and have it taken care of.

 

[Direwolf]

I just had soooo much banana juice.

 

[DeusExMachina]

......

I needed confirmation on the bananas!

 

[CptStern]

Around here banana merchants who **** around like that end up dead. Don't let it go, follow through on it and have it taken care of.

pretty rough area ...must be pretty hardcore to kill over $300 ...black eye maybe a busted arm I can see but not murder over such a small amount

 

[Dumb Dude]

Have you ever thought that maybe....you don't need bananas? I know I can find MANY things to chunk 300 bucks on other than overpriced bananas.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

pretty rough area ...must be pretty hardcore to kill over $300 ...black eye maybe a busted arm I can see but not murder over such a small amount

Depends on who they're dealing with though, and who you're with. It's not so bad here specifically in the Kingman area (larger city to Golden Valley) but moving up towards Bullhead City and Las Vegas which are close that happens a lot, and in California.

You won't find a Sureno doing that too much in southern california though so it's not so much of an issue, but when it is

 

[Quixoticism]

Dumb Dude appears to me to be a very wise person. You should heed his advice.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Have you ever thought that maybe....you don't need bananas? I know I can find MANY things to chunk 300 bucks on other than overpriced bananas.

Same thing for new video cards, car speakers, etc etc

 

[Vegeta897]

This thread makes me laugh because on my guild forums the word "porn" is replaced by a filter with "bananas"

 

[Quixoticism]

This thread makes me laugh because on my guild forums the word "porn" is replaced by a filter with "bananas"

Shouldn't it be "watermelons"?

 

[Dr. Freeman]

so, Ikerous was ripped off by Gwen Steffani? :O
who woulda known!

 

[Dumb Dude]

Same thing for new video cards, car speakers, etc etc

Well, atleast I know I'm getting my video card/car speakers and that Newegg ain't gunna run off with my cash.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

 

[Reaktor4]

bananas are bad.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Well, atleast I know I'm getting my video card/car speakers and that Newegg ain't gunna run off with my cash.

That's why you buy your bananas from somewhere as reliable as newegg, not somebody like an ebay seller with 0 rating or something.

Wow these substitutions and comparisons are getting confusing.

 

[LiquidToast]

If your family is bananas then thats your family tree

 

[AntiAnto]

What kind of bananas did you want? The magical green ones?

 

[Reginald]

If I had the world's most expensive banana, I'd give it to the world's most intelligent monkey. At least he is more concious of everyday life than all those other expensive banana eating monkeys.

I think I made a very, very obscure point there.

 

[B-MAn]

This thread wins

 

[Smoke]

Ba...na..NA!

I are clevor ^^

 

[CrazyHarij]

i am a banana!

 

[Smoke]

i am a banana!

<Rolls up CrazyHarij and smokes him>

Dear god...

Brain..dying....happy overload...trip trip trip trip trip trip trip triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip :smoking:

 

[mindless_moder]

dont pay the ferry man until he gets you to the otherside

 

[Smoke]

Then bash him in the head, throw him in the water and steal his boat!

Winnar.

 

[CrazyHarij]

dont pay the ferry man until he gets you to the otherside

agreed. people won't do anything for anyone unless they get paid after they do it.

 

[The Monkey]

6char

 

[MiccyNarc]

"Whenever I try to spell banana, it makes me feel stupid. Cause I don't know when to end it. I'm like, how many nas are on this thing? Bana - keep going. Bananana - damn!" - Demetri Martian.

QFT!

6bananas

 

[The Brick]

Why in hell would you give him 300 bucks in advance anyway? Did you give him your creditcard too? Man..