****...i blew it!

[jverne]

so this hot room mate (female mate of course), asked me if i could help set up wireless network on her mac. i was like "yeah sure" no problem. so we were both together with our laptops, and i was googling for some manuals how to do it, but at the same time the girl was just clicking on various settings. and bam...she obviously hit the correct ones and her net worked...i was like "****...now i'm never getting a BJ"!


breaking new...it died again....quick...help me out! pls (i'll send pics as reward), how do you set up wireless on a mac, do you have to change settings on the router?

 

[Ennui]

throw her mac out the window, it's the best option open to you here

 

[Sheepo]

Stick it up her bum.

 

[PvtRyan]

Getting head from a Mac user just gets you herpes anyway.

 

[MJ12]

So let me get this straight, she specifically stated "If you fix this before I do, you get a blow job"?

 

[jverne]

So let me get this straight, she specifically stated "If you fix this before I do, you get a blow job"?

well...i kinda made up that part

 

[xcellerate]

There's nothing to 'set up', go to system preferences, network, make sure airport is turned on, connect to the wireless network and that's it. If it doesn't connect or it doesn't work, then make sure the DHCP settings are right.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Buy her a PC
btw, you're not getting a bj

 

[jverne]

There's nothing to 'set up', go to system preferences, network, make sure airport is turned on, connect to the wireless network and that's it. If it doesn't connect or it doesn't work, then make sure the DHCP settings are right.

DHCP...what do i do there?

 

[Reginald]

There is no blowjob.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

What type of wireless network security do you have? It's the most common problem. Check the router settings to see if its using WEP or WPA / WPA2. Make sure you have the same type of security set on her laptop (and the right wireless key obviously).

I'm not sure how the mac wireless manager works but does she have things like 'get ip automatically' and 'get DNS automatically' ticked?

DHCP should be on as this allows the router to give her laptop an ip address / def gateway etc...

Good luck. Nothing more sexy than a man looking for solutions on google.

 

[nurizeko]

Just count anything she asks you to do as "your a good friend".

That seems to be about where you are considering the relationship *flat-mates*.

 

[Paskiewicz]

Buy her a PC

Agree. PC is such professional than moldy apple computer.

 

[Omnomnick]

The blowjob is a lie!

 

[jverne]

What type of wireless network security do you have? It's the most common problem. Check the router settings to see if its using WEP or WPA / WPA2. Make sure you have the same type of security set on her laptop (and the right wireless key obviously).

I'm not sure how the mac wireless manager works but does she have things like 'get ip automatically' and 'get DNS automatically' ticked?

DHCP should be on as this allows the router to give her laptop an ip address / def gateway etc...

Good luck. Nothing more sexy than a man looking for solutions on google.

it's WEP encryption.

as for the IP automatically...it says in the status window that the computer self-assigned the IP. as for the DNS...haven't checked but i think it is set on default. DHCP...there is no such option as automatically but something close.

oh yes...there are two PC in the house that both have wireless. does the router need to be configured to accept macs?

 

[nipples]

well...i kinda made up that part

Thanks for lying to us.

 

[jverne]

Thanks for lying to us.

yeah...like there are girls out there that give BJs for setting up the net. :upstare: (one can only hope)

 

[nipples]

I do it all the time.

 

[jverne]

I do it all the time.

but you're gay...that doesn't count.

 

[NeptuneUK]

I laugh in the face of people who think they have 'girl problems' and act like females are a different species.

 

[nipples]

but you're gay...that doesn't count.

Don't judge me.

 

[Commander Xillian]

The blowjob is a lie!

AAARG! You beat me to it! Bastard...

 

[Hectic Glenn]

oh yes...there are two PC in the house that both have wireless. does the router need to be configured to accept macs?

Nope, unless the router has MAC filtering set up? Check it.

 

[the cow says moo]

So the pics that you're promising us are actually pictures of you alone?

 

[NeptuneUK]

So the pics that you're promising us are actually pictures of you alone?

Crying.

 

[jverne]

So the pics that you're promising us are actually pictures of you alone?

unless she offers me a blowjob

 

[NeptuneUK]

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his chances?

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Give her your laptop, then you'll get a BJ.

 

[mchammer75040]

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his chances?

Highly unlikely with a 80% chance of sad masturbation.

 

[NeptuneUK]

I'd like to analyse the components of the other 20%, a pie chart would be nice but not necessary.

 

[Omnomnick]

As you can see from the diagram, the actual chance of potential blowjob is 1%.

 

[jverne]

As you can see from the diagram, the actual chance of potential blowjob is 1%.

good enough for me :E

 

[Eejit]

How do complete failure and sad masturbation not overlap?

 

[Omnomnick]

good enough for me :E

You do know that 1% is a very small percentage?

That 1% will only occur if you use Rohypnol!

 

[Unfocused]

You do know that 1% is a very small percentage?

That 1% will only occur if you use Rohypnol!

How will she give him a blowjob when she's unconscious? :|

 

[Eejit]

Nickyfail!

 

[jverne]

Nickyfail!

LOL

extremelolchar

 

[The Monkey]

How do complete failure and sad masturbation not overlap?

At least with sad masturbation he has something to put on his sandwich, and that's never a failure.

 

[Gemma]

Nickyfail!

LOL, sad but ohh soo true

 

[Omnomnick]

Put his dick in her mouth and see what happens.