I can't believe this country!

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The country I live in, New Zealand, and it's lovely neighbor Australia really are in sad, sad times. Did you know that here, Santa is not allowed to say "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Because he might offend Women. Instead he is being asked to say "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Read more here: http://fromtheleftsideofmybrain.wor...t-allowed-to-say-ho-ho-ho-any-more-in-sidney/

(I especially thought this was amusing: "The next thing will be don?t wear red, as there is a red light district?come on?get a grip?")

In certain places, children also are not allowed to sit on his knee, but stand and talk to him because anyone who dresses as a child's hero and has them sit on his knee to tell him what they want him to bring them for Christmas must be a pedophile.

Quite frankly I am sick to death of no-brained politicians bringing these rules into practice, along with all the other Political Correctness.

How bad does PC'ness affect your country?
 
The blog doesn't actually link to any sources, you know.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I'm going to New Zeeland this January, don't say it's a bad country or I might cancel the trip!
 
NZ is gorgeous.... you'll love it!

oh and the UK invented the term PC. It really is that bad here. :/
 
I couldnt say lol because it also means "lots of love" and i might offend someone who doesnt have lol.
 
next they will bam words like clock cuz sounds like cock
 
your mom is such a ha.....

GET IT!!!!!!!!!!
 
Now I understand why combines can kill with such ferocity.

I can too if the world becomes like NZ. No mercy for PC police!!!
 
Did you know that here, Santa is not allowed to say "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Because he might offend Women. Instead he is being asked to say "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

that's hilarious. Politicians are idiots
 
I heard about this on the radio a couple a days ago. Tbh, I wouldn't mind doing away with the whole thing, but lawdy, what would the retailers do? I dunno, sell as usual all year round and not add to the hypefest to get people to go into debt? Guess that would be too "Christian"...
 
If I'm not mistaken, they're trying to do this here in the states.

Pretty lol.
 
You realise it's all pointless because Australians all swear like crazy, only you yanks can't understand it?
 
You realise it's all pointless because Australians all swear like crazy, only you yanks can't understand it?

Oh yeah, we can do it, too!

meh n mah nekkah goin to da crib to do us some barney and den sum grl lak EY CALL DA 643!
 
I see how it all end now...

PC caused human extinction. So real and plausible it's chilling.
 
The last words of the last man on earth: "It's political correctness gone mad!"
 
I figured Stern's last words would be "NOOOOO JEEEEEEZUSS NOOOO JEEEEEEZUS!".

Oh well.
 
I think his last words will used to criticise a dog on its Spanish.

Because he'll have gone mad, you see. Dogs are French.
 
The last words of the last man on earth: "It's political correctness gone mad!"

Shortly before he is executed by one of our animal equals as it was decided that executing only violent criminals discriminates against the normally challenged. Thus, everyone on earth must be executed.
 
Tit for tat, is it? You win this time, rapiv.
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Tit for tat, is it? You win this time, rapiv.
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The concept of winning is offensive to losers and shall not be discussed under penalty of imprisonment - Moron Relations Act, 2019.

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