I could really use a time machine right about now.

[mastag]

Ever said something you don't really mean but you REALLY regret later?

 

[Kamikazie]

Tell us about it.

*Pats head*

 

[Bob_Marley]

Do it...

 

[joule]

Post it in the "Stupid things people have said" thread.

 

[mastag]

really short version:

Ok, so there's this girl, who is a really good friend of mine. I say something stupid, she gets mad. I feel bad.

 

[The Monkey]

Yepp. Nothing to serious, though.

Explain, please.

 

[Warbie]

You asked her to touch it didn't you.

 

[Ennui]

I knew this was going to involve a girl.

 

[Steel.Inferno]

Apologize yet?

 

[mastag]

Apologize yet?

yes, and she's being really cool about it, but I feel really shitty about the whole thing still.

Meh, i'm such a bitch.

 

[kirovman]

Advice: Never regret anything.

 

[joule]

Easier said than done.

 

[Shamrock]

Advice: Never regret anything.

I agree.

Plus, look at it this way, what you said more than likely won't matter in a week, in a month, in your butt.

 

[Solaris]

I once blurted out to a girl on msn that I liked her and she should dump her fat boyfriend for me: "you azre hot and hel is nott"

I was drunk, it was the same night as "but lesbian!!!".

The next day I asked her if we could just pretend I never said it and she said OK and it's been normal since.

 

[-Psy-]

 

[evil^milk]

Well, today my mom asked me for a third time to come up and help her with something on the computer. I said, "chingada madre!" which means, ****ing mother.

 

[Dynasty]

I once somehow blurted out that men are more superior to women at uni, and was surrounded and talking to about 15 of them at the time...i regretted that. Never looked to a guy for support so quickly in my life haha. Wish i could go back and change that, wasnt a good night for me...

 

[Solaris]

Rofl unlucky

 

[Jintor]

Still got the bruises?

 

[kirovman]

Bruises are for bananas.

 

[MJ12]

what ded you do OP????

 

[Stigmata]

One time in class, while we were introducing ourselves at the beginning of the semester, some girl said that she liked to play Zelda. I blurted out "yes!" and I think I was officially the idiot of the tutorial for the rest of the term. Not really the same thing, but everyone does this sort of stuff. Don't worry about it.

It's only a stupid thing to say if you didn't do her.

 

[CyberPitz]

Have sex with her, PROBLEM FIXED! \/

 

[Cole]

If you said something to her, that you ment. Don't feel bad that she's upset over it. Just because she feels bad, doesn't mean you should be all apologetic. You're a man, don't be a pussy. Stand by what you say. She will get over it. The last thing you should do in this situation is say you're sorry. It'll only make her feel like all she has to do is be sad and you'll do whatever for her. It's like being completely whipped and not even going out.

Don't be a bitch. Don't apologize. She'll get over it. I've done and said some pretty bad shit to women.... they always move on...only to start talking to me like it never happened.

 

[Dog--]

You think I've done anyone?

So.. People do you?

Wait, so.. you're a woman?

....or gay?

:naughty:

 

[Azner]

If you said something to her, that you ment. Don't feel bad that she's upset over it. Just because she feels bad, doesn't mean you should be all apologetic. You're a man, don't be a pussy. Stand by what you say. She will get over it. The last thing you should do in this situation is say you're sorry. It'll only make her feel like all she has to do is be sad and you'll do whatever for her. It's like being completely whipped and not even going out.

Don't be a bitch. Don't apologize. She'll get over it. I've done and said some pretty bad shit to women.... they always move on...only to start talking to me like it never happened.

You sound like some bastard in my class i know. People like him should be set on fire, thinking their all superior and shizzle.

No direct offence to you cole

 

[MJ12]

Well you can't be all appologetic all the time, it depends on the circumstance.

*Says fat joke*
*realizes fat girl is in the group*
do not appologize

*girl crying*
*make fun of girl for being a crying sissy*
*realizes girl is crying because girl's mother died of cancer*
appologize

 

[Danimal]

You sound like some bastard in my class i know. People like him should be set on fire, thinking their all superior and shizzle.

No direct offence to you cole

"No offence, but I want to brutally and painfully kill you."

Right.

 

[Llama]

Well you can't be all appologetic all the time, it depends on the circumstance.

*Says fat joke*
*realizes fat girl is in the group*
do not appologize

*girl crying*
*make fun of girl for being a crying sissy*
*realizes girl is crying because girl's mother died of cancer*
appologize

Arsehole.

 

[Reginald]

I once somehow blurted out that men are more superior to women at uni, and was surrounded and talking to about 15 of them at the time...i regretted that. Never looked to a guy for support so quickly in my life haha. Wish i could go back and change that, wasnt a good night for me...

I try that in gradually more and more female populated areas. I've yet to be hurt so badly that I can't walk yet my brash sexism has got me laid. So... gotta love it. Best one has to be when I went into the kitchen at some bint's party and all the girls were in there gossiping or painting nails or whatever and I say loudly "Why have you all stopped working?! Us men are getting hungry!" I was raped! lololol

 

[Evo]

Advice: Never regret anything.

Advice: Always regreat everthing.

:|

 

[Taboo]

I think weve all been there man. Just apologize and do something gay from a chick flick. Chicks love that shit.

 

[Muffin Man]

Advice: Sometimes regret something.

EDIT: It's horrible with Freudian slips, man. Sometimes it's subtle enough to go without serious consequence, but you know that people involved noticed it. Embarrassing.

 

[Dog--]

Advice: Kill everything that annoys you.

Solves everything!

 

[Geogaddi]

Shrug your shoulders and quit being a self pitying pussy.

 

[Acepilotf14]

That's how I solve things in GTA.
Me: Driving along.. at 80 MPH.
Generic Guy in Car: Stops at green stoplight.
Me: Gets all pissed off, gets out and blows his head off.
Me: SOLVED.

 

[Dog--]

Psshhh, you don't blow his head off, you blow his car up. Noob.

 

[Letters]

This sucks without knowing what was said. Deeeetails!

 

[Muffin Man]

Or brutally murder his wife and kids. You let him off the hook and teach him a valuable lesson about traffic signals! You solve future problems in a way that is much more morally sound!

 

[Azner]

"No offence, but I want to brutally and painfully kill you."

Right.

Oops, did i say that out loud?