I don't know what he did, but he must've been a criminal

[Darkside55]

Because Batman and Spider-Man beat the f*ck out of him. Why are those citizens calling the police? Vigilante justice has once again protected them, those ingrates.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5fe_1196853640

 

[Druckles]

And there's Batman all "Yeah, bring it on, then!"

They'll be bring the Justice League in on him next.

 

[jimbo118]

i lol'd at ''the police are on the way Batman!! Thats enough''.

 

[lun4tic]

Spiderman does his 'Curses, foiled again!' dance while yelling "Mother ****er!". Then Batman yells, "The **** is wrong witchu? I heh mah deh no!" Then some other stuff.

Funny.

 

[Krynn72]

Batman and Spiderman join up to form an ultimate alliance of EVIL!

 

[Seppo]

heh, best part was the council worker just casually sweeping the street, despite the fact that Batman and Spiderman are fighting against crime right in front of him.

 

[The Monkey]

On the Walk of Fame too... Maybe the punk tried to steal Batman and Spiderman's stars?

 

[Jintor]

I want to learn more.

 

[Nemesis6]

Tonight we have some of Batman's relatives and friends in the studio. What led to this? Where did it start? John, would you start?

Well I'm his psychiatrist, and it's my professional opinion that Batman was all for the hunt, he never once considered the future. Bruce wasn't really himself after he defeated the Joker. While he was out chasing this guy I kept telling him - "Bruce, it's not gonna last.", I knew he needed something to fill the void if he really took this guy down, but any time I would mention it, he would knock me out with his Batarang, so dialog was very difficult.

Interesting... Spider Man, you've been Batman's friend for so long, did you see this coming?

Well, to be honest, I started worrying only at the point when he started drinking. He would show up at the crime scene stinking to high heaven. You know, I can see where John's coming from with the whole void thing, because after he defeated the Joker, he just started drinking, turned to prostitutes, some of whom he beat, and he became a very introverted person. I tried talking to him about his problems one time, but he told me that if I ever implied that he needed help he would kill me. After that he often just sat alone, crying in his Batmobile for hours, not letting anyone in. After he stopped drinking, things seemed fine, but he started going over the edge. I remember this one time where we caught these car thieves. I webbed them to the ground for the police to find them, but when I got in the Batmobile, Bruce had this look on his face, scared the bejuses out of me, and the next I know, Batman had run them over with the Batmobile. After that incident, he didn't talk much, and just like previously, he just locked himself in the Batmobile. I think that's the only place he feels safe these days. The whole relationship with Robin didn't help at all. I talked to Robin every once in a while, to help him with his inferiority complex, etc, then I started noticing these bruises -- And no pun intended, believe me. The kid was all messed up. Any time Batman didn't get to beat some criminals up, he took it out on him. Each time it happened he would say that this was the last time he beat him, that things would get better from here on out, but it never did. Poor kid. And you know who I kind feel sorry for? His Butler, James - That gentleman had to take care of the guy and clean up after each visit of his "lady friends", and he couldn't do a damn thing, because in his own words, he's "just a butler.". Anyway, regarding this incident, I thought me kicking the guy would deter Batman since he liked watching people getting hurt. Didn't work out and I feel I have contributed just as much to this incident.

More tonight.

There you have your details.

 

[Azner]

Justice League and Marvel in cooperation?

THIS IS AWESOME.

Ontopic: Theyre probably wearing this to protect their identity from that person theyre whacking.

lmao at th halfway through BATMAN!

edit

Justice League+Marvel= win. Wolverine, Ironman, Thor, Superman, And a bunch of others whacking that dude D:

 

[Pesmerga]

Haha that was brilliant.