I Fail At Life

[Dog--]

Ok, so today I'm in science class, and everyone is arm wrestling, so I decide to arm wrestle a few people, I knew I was gonna lose (I'm weak) but I played just for fun anyways. So when I'm done a girl comes and challenges me (A Really girly girl) And she wins... I'm not stereotyping for anything, but this really girly girl, who does not look strong at all - and isn't - beats me...

Does this mean I got to get stronger?

 

[Blackghost905]

Yeh.... I would say so.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Yes, you are weak my child.

 

[Sulkdodds]

HA HA HA

 

[Raz]

It means you are weaker.

 

[evil^milk]

if you want to challenge yourself to become a better person physically, go ahead and become stronger... but with time you'll realize that strength isn't everything.

 

[nofx]

Young ninja you must travel to the valley of the secret ninjutsu and learn the way of master bopak, then and only then will you ever succeed.

 

[Blackghost905]

HA HA HA

he means that in the nicest way possible, I think, well... Yeh

 

[Ren.182]

I Fail At Life

I agree with the above statement.

 

[Dog--]

Yea, but the thing is, I got strong lower body, but not so much upper body.. like My legs are strong and all that, just no muscle in my arms..

 

[Raz]

Everybody's lower body is stronger than their upper body.

 

[Ren.182]

Leg wrestle her.

 

[Dog--]

No, I know lower body is usually stronger, I'm saying that mine is stronger then most people I know.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Penis wrestle her.

fixed (too easy)

 

[OvA]

rofl at Sulk's first two links in his sig

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AT ZOMBO-COM

I can't wait for my penisland.com pen to arrive....

 

[Da-Muffin-Man]

Heh...HAH AHAHAHAHAHA....hehe....ok...now that i got that out of my system... maybe you should start working out?

 

[Ren.182]

fixed (too easy)

o:
Naughty Glenn!

 

[<RJMC>]

fixed (too easy)

yeah thats a muscle she dont hav

 

[Muffin Man]

Ok, so today I'm in science class, and everyone is arm wrestling, so I decide to arm wrestle a few people, I knew I was gonna lose (I'm weak) but I played just for fun anyways. So when I'm done a girl comes and challenges me (A Really girly girl) And she wins... I'm not stereotyping for anything, but this really girly girl, who does not look strong at all - and isn't - beats me...

Does this mean I got to get stronger?

dog i have the same exact problem. I've been doing a whole bunch of pushups the past 3 days, 160 so far (no i'm not lieing. i do them in sets of 20 throuout the day) to build up some muscle. I dont even know what are of the body it works but whatever... lets get not-8-year-old-girl-beaten-up-ish together

 

[Dog--]

Ok, C'mon, 8 year old girl? I mean, the girl I faced was my age, how old are you? Thats kinda pushin it..

 

[Da-Muffin-Man]

Maybe you should get into a Weights/Conditioning class in school if they have em there. I was in one but about 4 weeks in....i had an accident with the machine....chopped part of my finger off. Il go get pics!
Ok i uploaded the best pic i had: http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9960/danscut15yh.jpg

 

[Dog--]

Well, I used to be pretty fat, But then I started to do push-ups and sit ups, and jogs once a day, then I stopped, and havn't gained a pound, Maybe I should start baack up?

 

[Muffin Man]

i was kidding with 8 year old girls, but i'm just generally scrawny.... bitch....

 

[Dog--]

Lol, what made you think "Hey I want to show people this, I'll take a picture of my disfuigured finger!"?

 

[Kamikazie]

there was this kid in shop class that cut off part of his pinky...right at the knuckle before the end of the pinky, and blood was squirting EVERYWHERE!

(ontopic) yea i have to say that you suck at life

 

[short recoil]

Sometimes even someone with a much stronger upper body can lose, arm wrestling is a shit way of determining who is stronger.
It depends on arm lengths, positioning (it's almost impossible for both people to be in just the right position)
But you should be strong enough that you win no matter what disadvantage.
Get down the gym and start eating loads.

 

[Muffin Man]

Sometimes even someone with a much stronger upper body can lose, arm wrestling is a shit way of determining who is stronger.
It depends on arm lengths, positioning (it's almost impossible for both people to be in just the right position)
But you should be strong enough that you win no matter what disadvantage.
Get down the gym and start eating loads.

*cowers away from ShortRecoil*

 

[Da-Muffin-Man]

Lol, what made you think "Hey I want to show people this, I'll take a picture of my disfuigured finger!"?

Well, i had pics of it on my comp so i figured "why the hell not? "
Its all healed now, its a scar so the skin is sorta tight, i cant bend my finger all the way back anymore

P.S. its why i dropped out of the weights class, whenever i tried to left weights in my left it broke open again, and out came more blood!

 

[Yuri]

It's over, dude. Go to the corner.

Also, I am confused about Muffin Man posting right before Da-Muffin-Man. :|

 

[Shodan]

Put on your labcoat and defeat her with your gaming knowledge, she will be so impressed that she will instantly fall in love with you.

 

[Muffin Man]

that only worked with your mom =\

 

[Lucid]

You really do fail at life.

 

[Moto]

Take some man pills.

 

[Que-Ever]

Look at the second link in my sig.
This is what I'm reminded of.

 

[Shodan]

that only worked with your mom =\

Now you fail at life.

 

[Icarusintel]

Ok, C'mon, 8 year old girl? I mean, the girl I faced was my age, how old are you? Thats kinda pushin it..

You still fail hardcore... as someone once told me (and I'll never forget this, because this is probably the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life) - "You're a failed abortion" - ;( :|

 

[Absinthe]

I think the only viable option here is violent and bloody revenge.

 

[Qonfused]

Sounds like me...


im soo sorry<3

 

[Absinthe]

*Ahem*
*Ahem*

You know you have to show that bitch whatfor.

 

[Qonfused]

Wow...

Or in a less depressing example: