I feel like shit/the greatest man in the office

[Icarusintel]

Wow... I just ate 2 and 3/4 full burritos from Chipotle... I'm f*ckin fyin here... but at the same time I feel on top of the world because I beat another guy who was going burrito for burrito with me, and he ended up puking at 2 1/3, so I clearly won... but damn, I always though 1 burrito felt like a brick in my gut and now I've got almost 3 there... anyone have any good ways to feel better quick, other than puking?

edit: btw ftw 2,000 post

 

[Razor]

Drink some water, jump up and down a bit to mix it all up, it'll slide through your intestine a bit better as it will be all gooey and squeshy and watery.

What's a burrito?

 

[Icarusintel]

What's a burrito?

one of the greatest items of mexican food ever created

 

[Murray_H]

Haha (1600x1200)

http://www.dahlins.com/kelly-pics-highlights/tiny-burrito.jpg

 

[Rafa 5.0]

LOL @ this thread, dude, get some tamales to go with that!!!
drink some Jarritos man, tamarindo!!

 

[Pauly]

wheres the zero or "I hate chipotle" option.

 

[Razor]

Haha (1600x1200)

http://www.dahlins.com/kelly-pics-highlights/tiny-burrito.jpg

Lol, it's Pesmerga baby :E

 

[Absinthe]

I'm gonna go on a freakin' kebab marathon tonight. It will be disastrous, yet so worth it.

 

[Rafa 5.0]

Haha (1600x1200)

http://www.dahlins.com/kelly-pics-highlights/tiny-burrito.jpg

lol, imagine that with chipotle on it, hmmm hmm!!!

hah... hah.. ha... what?:x

 

[Kamikazie]

Lol, it's Pesmerga baby :E

damn i was just about to post that

 

[Icarusintel]

wheres the zero or "I hate chipotle" option.

ummm.... gtfo, chipotle rocks, do you think taco bell is better?

 

[Rafa 5.0]

ummm.... gtfo, chipotle rocks, do you think taco bell is better?

nah, they have the WHITE chipotle :rolling:

 

[Razor]

http://www.tacojohns.com/HTML/Graphics/Food/Burritos/Medium/Combo-Burrito.gif

This ladies and gentleman is a Burrito, i could probably eat two no problem, not sure about 2.75 though.

 

[Foxtrot]

http://www.tacojohns.com/HTML/Graphics/Food/Burritos/Medium/Combo-Burrito.gif

This ladies and gentleman is a Burrito, i could probably eat two no problem, not sure about 2.75 though.

Chipotle burritos are about 4 times as wide as those.

 

[Icarusintel]

http://www.tacojohns.com/HTML/Graphics/Food/Burritos/Medium/Combo-Burrito.gif

This ladies and gentleman is a Burrito, i could probably eat two no problem, not sure about 2.75 though.

are you kidding me? like foxtrot said, chipotle burritos are HUGE with an awful lot of rice which makes it really fun to try to eat

 

[Kamikazie]

THIS is a chipotle burrito

and THIS

 

[Icarusintel]

THIS is a chipotle burrito

though not to scale

 

[Razor]

Chipotle burritos are about 4 times as wide as those.

:x But as long as it's tasty....

But if you feel a twinge your in lower intestine, don't risk it and just run to the toilet as soon as possible. Don't want no accidents now

 

[joule]

No Chipotle 'round here. Just Taco Bell.

 

[Greatgat]

Dude, like one holds me for a full day. Of course, I am expelling foul substances from several orifices (orifici?), but it's damn fine stuff.

 

[Foxtrot]

:x But as long as it's tasty....

But if you feel a twinge your in lower intestine, don't risk it and just run to the toilet as soon as possible. Don't want no accidents now

Chipotle packs enough rice and overall goodness in their burritos so that you never get that problem.

 

[Greatgat]

Chipotle packs enough rice and overall goodness in their burritos so that you never get that problem.

Chipotle has kept me full on more lunch hours that I can possibly remember.