I had the strangest dream.....

[15357]

I was running away from a half-dozen guards in medieval armor and clothing, them yelling at me to stop.

I went up a mountain, and fell down a slippery ledge, rolling for what it seemed like hours.

Then I stood up, my back to the mountain, at an awesome sight.

Endless flat desserts as far as I could see, and the sky was cloudless, blue and violet, and glowing eerily, and at the same time the dessert was bright like noon. The guards caught up with me, and I turned around.

There was a sign that read: "WARNING: YOU ARE NOT EXPERIENCING AN OUT-OF-BODY PHENOMENON. THE VIEW IS NORMAL. REPORT ALL REALITY DISTORTIONS TO CITY WATCH AND PROTECTION AUTHORITY." (As far as I can remember there were more, but I forgot before I wrote this down)

One of the guards drew his sword, and another took out a radio and said something like "We're on the Edge, suspect apprehended."

Then they took me to the nearest town, and put me in a cell there.

Suddenly, alarms blared, and a disembodied voice was saying something along the lines of "Reality breeched, all personnel to combat stations."

And hordes of headless chickens invaded the medieval building (The City Watch and Protection Authority Headquarters, I presume?) tearing apart the guards.

I somehow broke out from my cell, ran as fast as I could, with thousands of headless chickens behind me, retracing my steps back to the start of my dream.

Only to find massive wooden barricades blocking my way, with archers firing flaming arrows at the horde. I desperately clawed my way up the barricade.

I didn't make it. The chickens got me.

and suddenly it turned to 3rd-person, and I saw myself die.


Then I woke up, heart beating, and wrote this all down before I forgot.




Do I need therapy?

 

[CptStern]

it's obvious that your self conscience is telling you to embrace communism


....or become a headless chicken, whatever comes first

 

[15357]

Both prolly be same, imo.

 

[Tyguy]

dude, what are you on and can i have some?

 

[Vegeta897]

dude, what are you on and can i have some?

Yeah because dreams can only be crazy when you do drugs.

 

[YROC]

I actually had a weird dream like two days ago...

So I was crawling around (I have no idea why) when I stumbled on to a small bed of puppies. They were just crawling around, making dog sounds, nothing out of the oridinary. All of a sudden, a puppy with a human baby head crawled towards me and was crying very loud. I mean it was just annoying as all hell and kinda creepy too. The whole time it was yelling, I was screaming "shut up, shut up, shut up" and then that baby/puppy just vanished... I guess. Then all of a sudden, there was a smaller puppy which had an asian man's face, but he had it looking very weird, like someone punched him in the eye or something. That one was the one that scared the crap out of me. I woke up, sweating, heart beating, etc. I have had that dream two other times. :|

 

[Warped]

I had a dream this past night where I went back to an old hill top town and almost everyone I remember from before were aged really old and the town was all rotted away. There were a few wanderers digging through stuff but all the herdsmen were gone and the farmers and all the pretty ladies it was really sad but i couldn't stop searching around. The last dream I dreamed of the place it was much much more abundant

 

[Barnz]

it wasn't a dream

 

[CptStern]

god you people are so freakin self absorbed

"I want to have a dog but shouldnt I be growing up and starting a family instead"

"ZOMG I'm growing older and I'm afraid I'll die alone"



ALL my dreams involve large breasted women firing machine guns

 

[Septih]

ALL my dreams involve large breasted women firing machine guns

You dream of Sarah Palin?

 

[Tyguy]

Yeah because dreams can only be crazy when you do drugs.

we get it, you hate drugs and love dreams

 

[CptStern]

You dream of Sarah Palin?

no, I dream of nailin' sarah palin

 

[MJ12]

I had the strangest dream

Where everything was exactly how it seemed? Where there was never any mystery of who shot John F. Kennedy; It was just a man with something to prove, slightly bored and severely confused he steadied his rifle with his target in the center and became famous on that day in November?

 

[Vegeta897]

we get it, you hate drugs and love dreams

I would say the same thing if I loved drugs and hated dreams. What you said was just silly.

Though I'm a little confused I don't remember ever establishing myself as a guy who 'loves dreams'. wat?

 

[jverne]

seems the government brainwashing works, it's even affecting your dreams. cool

i can't seem to recall my dreams...once i dreamed how i screwed the highway toll company. lol

 

[CyberPitz]

Where everything was exactly how it seemed? Where there was never any mystery of who shot John F. Kennedy; It was just a man with something to prove, slightly bored and severely confused he steadied his rifle with his target in the center and became famous on that day in November?

I feel like mailing something.......

 

[Holy Toaster]

I was running away from a half-dozen guards in medieval armor and clothing, them yelling at me to stop right there criminal scum.

I see you've been playing too much oblivion again.

 

[Kadayi]

Were you perchance wearing a Chainmail Bikini? :dozey:

 

[simonjedi]

ALL my dreams involve large breasted women firing machine guns

Said the married man with kids.

I was running away from a half-dozen guards in medieval armor and clothing, them yelling at me to stop.

I was about to tell you you've been playing too much Oblivion.

Then I realised Oblivion isn't Starcraft.

EDIT: F*** you toaster

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Endless flat desserts as far as I could see

So, like, pies, crepes, and pans of freshly-cooked brownies?

 

[Vegeta897]

So, like, pies, crepes, and pans of freshly-cooked brownies?

Well I mean I gotta post this too

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

^ epic repeated tilde N

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Man even your dreams have government warning signs or some sort of authority issues.

 

[Warped]

I hate those dreams when they're so real and you win the lottery or bang the hottest chicks in the world and then you wake up its like:

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

I never get to have those dreams. My dreams tend to involve weird animals like those headless chickens or having to do random tasks with family members. No sexy times or lottery winnings.

 

[Warped]

I never get to have those dreams. My dreams tend to involve weird animals like those headless chickens or having to do random tasks with family members. No sexy times or lottery winnings.

if you ever get a lottery winning dream let me know. its the worst feeling in the world.

 

[15357]

Where everything was exactly how it seemed? Where there was never any mystery of who shot John F. Kennedy; It was just a man with something to prove, slightly bored and severely confused he steadied his rifle with his target in the center and became famous on that day in November?

Eh?

I see you've been playing too much oblivion again.

But I don't even own Oblivion. :O

So, like, pies, crepes, and pans of freshly-cooked brownies?

Well I mean I gotta post this too

Christ I lol'd.

Man even your dreams have government warning signs or some sort of authority issues.

Lol.


What, isn't that normal>

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I hate those dreams when they're so real and you win the lottery or bang the hottest chicks in the world and then you wake up its like:

I never have those dreams.... In all my dreams I'm being dragged away by a monster or I'm in a trenchcoat shooting celebrities doing drugs in nightclubs, etc.

 

[Shyam]

My dream involved a masked man coming into my house, shooting me four times and robbing my house. It was freaky because it felt so real.

 

[Hurricane]

Where everything was exactly how it seemed? Where there was never any mystery of who shot John F. Kennedy; It was just a man with something to prove, slightly bored and severely confused he steadied his rifle with his target in the center and became famous on that day in November?

Where concerns about the world getting warmer/ The people thought they were just being rewarded/ For treating others as they like to be treated/ For obeying stop signs and curing diseases/ For mailing letters with the address of the sender/ Now we can swim any day in november?





You're the first person I've met that likes The Postal Service. :cheers: Whenever I ask people at my school, they just give me a blank stare or they think I'm talking about the actual postal service.

 

[Wanted Bob]

I have a LOT of dreams about governmental oppression, or of an off-worldly species oppressing the human race.

 

[Remus]

OK you want strange, I just woke up from one, and I might as well post about it before I completely forget it.

Here goes...

Even though the dream was in first person sort of speak, it wasn't really me but some sort of TV series type of private investigator.

The dream revolved around the disappearance and sudden reappearance (after years of being missing) of a cliched sort of world famous writer/scientist/rich person. For whatever reason the private investigator does some digging into this, and suspects the guy that appeared out of nowhere is an impostor.

I forget the details, but anyway the investigator decides to confront him with what he believes really happened. He goes on to explain that he believes the fictional character from the writer's last book somehow came to life and murdered the writer. Since the fictional character was based on the writer himself, it would have his appearance, DNA etc. making proving any of this impossible without the body of the original.

Then the writer calls for security to come to his office and the private investigator is thrown out. That's where the dream ends and I wake up. I have no idea what the hell that was, I haven't even watched that much sci-fi lately...

 

[15357]

Heh. That could make a decent movie.

 

[Warped]

recently I had a dream that a co-worker who in real life just got fired and also sucked at life got his job back at work and it was really annoying seeing him there. i woke up and was actually happy to find out it was only a dream and i was so grateful