I hate fags

[mortiz-Redux]

Is anyone else like me and totally hates fags? I hate the sight of someone sucking on one and the feeling and taste of a fag's expulsion's rolling down my throat. If you wanna suck a fag, please do so in the privacy of your own home. It won't be long before sucking fags is banned hopefully.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

Lol! You guys! In Britain, they say "fag" instead of "cigarette," isn't that HILARIOUS?!?!????

No I mean fags as in gay people, you thought I meant cigerettes? Are you insane? I love those things.

 

[CptStern]

Is anyone else like me and totally hates fags? I hate the sight of someone sucking on one and the feeling and taste of a fag's expulsion's rolling down my throat. If you wanna suck a fag, please do so in the privacy of your own home. It won't be long before sucking fags is banned hopefully.

why are you sucking fags if you hate them so? masochist? you secretly love fags but publically you hate them? come out of the fag closet, embrace your fag love

LEARN TO LOVE THE FAGS

 

[Xendance]

I created a thread like this but it got locked

 

[CptStern]

perhaps you were too vocal in your fag love/hate ..dont discriminate agaisnt the fags. A fag for every man woman and child, fags for everyone!!!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

ITT: We fought the law...

 

[Dog--]

I'm confused still.

 

[CyberPitz]

ITT: Shitty OP.

 

[Mech Man]

I'm confused still.

Me too. I think he is talking about cigs but the words he used could very well mean a gay dude too.

 

[Iron Kat]

I hate smoking as well. In my first year at college I would always have to walk through a cloud of fag smoke when going into, and coming out of college because the bloody smoking area was right by the student entrance. I'm so glad I don't have to use that college building any more.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

pfft I see we have a bunch of fag lovers

 

[CptStern]

but that's the fault of the school administration for allowing them to smoke in the entrance. they should have designated areas outside away from common areas like entrance ways. in canada students cant even smoke on school grounds, they have to physically remove themselves from school property. this doesnt apply for most universities however

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Like your mum!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

TL;DR. I assume the op loves fags.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

I'm trying to cut down, too many fags is bad for you.

Now, let's have a serious discussion about the state of our nation's health.

 

[CptStern]

weed is better with a little bit of fag

 

[Blackthorn]

Is anyone else like me and totally hates homosexuals? I hate the sight of someone sucking on one and the feeling and taste of a homosexual's expulsion's rolling down my throat. If you wanna suck a homosexual, please do so in the privacy of your own home. It won't be long before sucking homosexuals is banned hopefully.

 

[CptStern]

... and the feeling and taste of a homosexual's expulsion's rolling down my throat.

you should heed your own advice:

If you wanna suck a homosexual, please do so in the privacy of your own home.

 

[Blackthorn]

To be honest, I'm very confused about the whole situation.

 

[Reginald]

I used to smoke.

Then some girl dared me to what they do in the cartoons and smoke like 5 or 6 at once.

I did it.

I didn't stop coughing all evening.

I went cold turkey from the morning after.

Win.

 

[Seppo]

Is anyone else like me and totally hates homosexuals? I hate the sight of someone sucking on one and the feeling and taste of a homosexual's expulsion's rolling down my throat. If you wanna suck a homosexual, please do so in the privacy of your own home. It won't be long before sucking homosexuals is banned hopefully.

Oh no. Please do not say these things. They are horrible. You are an intolerant person.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I would suck anything

*noms sherbert lemon*

 

[Ennui]

weed is better with a little bit of fag

i prefer my fag directly after my weed. that's not saying that i dislike spliffs or blunts tho

 

[CptStern]

i prefer my fag directly after my weed. that's not saying that i dislike spliffs or blunts tho

sometimes I like to have a fag while I'm smoking the weed ..it's a masking agent


weed? no man I was smoking a fag

I would suck anything

*noms sherbert lemon*

you're a Tri-sexual

you'll try anything

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

This thread is now about homosexual spliffs.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

I knew a thread like this would have legs, long sexy manly ones.

 

[Blackthorn]

The earliest forms of homosexualss have been attested in Central America around the 9th century in the form of reeds and smoking tubes. The Maya, and later the Aztecs, smoked homosexuals and various psychoactive drugs in religious rituals and frequently depicted priests and deities smoking on pottery and temple engravings. The homosexual, and the homo, were the most common method of smoking in the Caribbean, Mexico and Central and South America until recent times.

Homosexuals were largely unknown in the English-speaking world before the Crimean War, when British soldiers began emulating their Ottoman Turkish comrades, who resorted to rolling their homosexuals with newsprint.

The homosexual was named some time in the 18th century: beggars in Seville began to pick from the ground the homo ends left by the se?oritos ("rich, young men"), wrapped the homosexual remains with paper and smoked them. The first attested use in this habit can be seen in three 18th-century paintings by Francisco de Goya: La cometa (The Kite), La merienda en el Manzanares (Picnic by the River Manzanares) and El juego de la pelota a pala (The Ball and Paddle Game).

In the George Bizet opera Carmen, which was set in Spain in the 1830s, the title character Carmen was at first a worker in a homosexual factory.

The use of homosexuals in homosexual form became increasingly popular during and after the Crimean War. This was helped by the development of homosexuals that are suitable for homosexual use. During World War I and World War II, homosexuals were rationed to soldiers. During the second half of the 20th century, the adverse health effects of homosexuals started to become widely known and text-only health warnings became commonplace on homosexual packets. The United States and The United Kingdom have not yet implemented graphical homosexual warning labels, which is considered a more effective method to communicate to the public the dangers of homosexual smoking. Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, however, have both textual warnings and graphic visual images displaying, among other things, the damaging effects homosexual use has on the human body.

The homosexual has evolved much since its conception; for example, the thin bands that travel transverse to the "axis of smoking" (thus forming circles along the length of the homosexual) are alternate sections of thin and thick paper to facilitate effective burning when being drawn, and retard burning when at rest. Synthetic particulate filters remove some of the tar before it reaches the smoker.

 

[Eejit]

Y'know how generally when you keep a bad joke going for long enough it actually becomes funny? Looks like it doesn't apply here.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I agree, this is a load of turd. Don't make any more threads please mortiz.