I hate you, Canterbury

ComradeBadger · Apr 15, 2006

First monday back, go to a mate's pool match then head out clubbing. Wait in line for a good half hour in a line to get into Churchills (Canterbury's only club that isn't Bar Bars) in the freezing cold.

Get in, get on it, down a few drinks, say allo to a few mateys. The clubs playing some BAD music.. I usually enjoy club nights, but this was shocking. No pikiy ****s cos it's a student night, so it's not all bad

We **** about, me and a mate end up having a playfight whatever on the dancefloor. This girl dances backwards into me and smacks her head back into mine.

She turns round.. slaps me right in the ****ing face.. I shout at her, so she slaps my mate as well.. way to go, bitch. Then for some reason some guy, could be her boyfriend comes over and starts.. we look bemused as he's not scary and has curly hair and looks kinda funny.. we explain it was an accident and her fault, not ours..

... god knows what his conclusion was but it lead to him waving his arse at us.

I wonder how that came about-
*thinks* These fellows have been slapped by my fugly slag of a girlfriend for no particular reason
HMMMM
Whatever shall I do, theres more of them than me, and they're bigger than I am..

I know, I'll show them my pasty arse - that'll be a winning move!

In the end, all he got was a toepunt, but hey.

That ****ing mardy bitch, it's slags like her that start fights...

bvasgm · Apr 15, 2006

After sifting through the complexities of the British slang there, I have come to the conclusion: "What the ****?"

Sebastian · Apr 15, 2006

Lol, sounds like a hell of a night. Reminds me of the time when my pipes burst and flooded my basement when I had a hell of a hangover. Bad times

Qonfused · Apr 15, 2006

bvasgm said:
After sifting through the complexities of the British slang there, I have come to the conclusion: "What the ****?"

He got in a fight and the guy shakes his ass at them. That's all I got.

DeusExMachina · Apr 15, 2006

I thought this was gonna be about the Canterbury Tales.

Smoke · Apr 15, 2006

I hate ho`s like that.

SimonomiS · Apr 15, 2006

What a bitch and bastard.

The Brick · Apr 15, 2006

:naughty:

Kamikazie · Apr 15, 2006

that asshole, you should have kicked his arse!

or shot him, whichever works for you

kirovman · Apr 15, 2006

Those bastards, sorry to hear it was such a bad night because of a few bad apples, Badger.

Inform the Archbishop (Dr. Rowan Attkinson), immediately!

ComradeBadger · Apr 15, 2006

I'm suprised one of our lot didn't kick off, he's a right psycho sometimes.. however I heard today he got the shit kicked out of him on friday night, lost a tooth or two :|

The walk home was more fun, tried to steal a digger

Kamikazie · Apr 15, 2006

a 'digger'?

explain please

ComradeBadger · Apr 15, 2006

One of these badboys. However we reckoned without the guard dogs :|

kirovman · Apr 15, 2006

If you'd stolen it, you could mash the guard dogs with the scoop on the front.

Shakermaker · Apr 15, 2006

What is it with you Brits, wanting to show your ass to the rest of the world?

Sulkdodds · Apr 15, 2006

I misread that as 'n*gger'.

Slavery!

ComradeBadger · Apr 16, 2006

****s sake ended up being dragged to Ba Bars, a worse club.. god it was a ****ign dive, some old bloke tried to start on my mate, he was being a right mardy ****.. all the girls were ****ing munting, even though I have a gf, it's still nice to have summat to look at you know?

Drinks were ****in expensive, and it were £6 to get it. ****ing rip.. full of ****ing chavs and chavs in cheap knockoff clothes.

Last time I go there.

evil^milk · Apr 16, 2006

you're bad
:naughty:

RakuraiTenjin · Apr 16, 2006

ComradeBadger said:
****s sake ended up being dragged to Ba Bars, a worse club.. god it was a ****ign dive, some old bloke tried to start on my mate, he was being a right mardy ****.. all the girls were ****ing munting, even though I have a gf, it's still nice to have summat to look at you know?

Drinks were ****in expensive, and it were £6 to get it. ****ing rip.. full of ****ing chavs and chavs in cheap knockoff clothes.

Last time I go there.

To hell with paying that much. Solution: Drink before arrival.

Teta_Bonita · Apr 16, 2006

ComradeBadger said:
****s sake ended up being dragged to Ba Bars, a worse club.. god it was a ****ign dive, some old bloke tried to start on my mate, he was being a right mardy ****.. all the girls were ****ing munting, even though I have a gf, it's still nice to have summat to look at you know?

Drinks were ****in expensive, and it were £6 to get it. ****ing rip.. full of ****ing chavs and chavs in cheap knockoff clothes.

Last time I go there.

Blimey bloody ****in hell! You must be one ****ing aggroed chap! I mean really ****in bloomin brassed off! I'm bloody ****in surprised you were'nt so narked that you went arse over tit barmy! I woulda just said "bugger it" and told that blinkered duff wanker to belt the **** off, then I woulda' boxed his ears jolly good, then I woulda' filshed his goolies! what a load a' cobblers! Oh and how's your father? Anyway hope your not to bladdered and best of british to ya! I can't be fagged to keep writing this bullocks so cheerio!

I have no idea what the f*ck I just said. :|

Vegeta897 · Apr 16, 2006

Bang - Nothing to do with your hair - this is a rather unattractive way of describing having sex. Always gets a smile from Brits in American hair dressers when they are asked about their bangs.

Ahaha, that's great.

ComradeBadger · Apr 16, 2006

RakuraiTenjin said:
To hell with paying that much. Solution: Drink before arrival.

I'm cool with decent clubs charging that much to get in.. but Bar Bars is just a dive. We got absolutely faced on Sambuca and Melon Scnapps (they were cheap) and hit the floor

BabyHeadCrab · Apr 16, 2006

Sulkdodds said:
I misread that as 'n*gger'.

Slavery!

lol, stealing one of those never works out right these days

:|

I'm not racist. Btw badger I thought you were going to stop partying as hard, D:

ComradeBadger · Apr 16, 2006

I have stopped by and large, I still go out clubbing about 3 times a week, that's pretty calm

The night I ****ed myself up I drank 2 bottles of white wine, 4 double Southerncomforts and Lemonades, a double vodka something or other, and a few pints of beer.. that really shitted me up.

Fat Tony! · Apr 16, 2006

Supposively there is another club in Canterbury which is alright. Owen mentioned something, I can't imagine any of them being good though. Haven't been to churchills yet, probably never will. D:

short recoil · Apr 16, 2006

I'm not the only one who had a bad night then.
Normally a busy club is a good thing but last night it was insane, far too busy.

Normally this club has a pretty equal male to female ratio but last night there were about 4:1 no joke, made up of a load of chavs too.
Worst thing is my mate spilt his drink right on my trousers so it looked like i had pissed myself.

Ah well, hopefully it should be better next weekend.

ComradeBadger · Apr 16, 2006

Heh. Fat Tony, he might be talking about Alberrys or whatever.

However, Canterbury has the worst nightlife ever...

Short recoil, yeah, there was an awful ratio last night as well. And the girls were minging too... not that I should care, but it's still not nice to be surrounded by desparate chavvy lads.

Next weekend will be my last friday night in Faversham, and after that I'm back in Lincoln, and get to see my gf again, so it's all good.

Crushenator 500 · Apr 16, 2006

ComradeBadger said:
... god knows what his conclusion was but it lead to him waving his arse at us.

I wonder how that came about-
*thinks* These fellows have been slapped by my fugly slag of a girlfriend for no particular reason
HMMMM
Whatever shall I do, theres more of them than me, and they're bigger than I am..

I know, I'll show them my pasty arse - that'll be a winning move!

In the end, all he got was a toepunt, but hey.

hahahahaha

SimonomiS · Apr 16, 2006

You expected a place called Bar Bars to be good?

Angry Lawyer · Apr 16, 2006

See, Harry? You should have stayed home and chatted to me, and comisserated me on my date bailing on me D:

-Angry Lawyer

Sulkdodds · Apr 16, 2006

Marco said:
A bum on the streets of London scolded me in an language that I'm not familiar with.

Cockernee?

baron insig · Apr 16, 2006

when i turned 18, we were gunan go to the *what i reckon is best club in bath*

got there. and we weret allowe din cos there were hardly any girls

that is good bouncers......

i havent been drunk in 2 months

im gunna get ****ed after exams

I mean blow 70 quid kinda night

well day. im starting drinking when i see my first pub

I hate you, Canterbury

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