I have a toilet problem, can anyone help? Please?

[Prince of China]

I was about to post this in the hardware forum, but I thought about it and decided it would be best to post this here.
Whenever my toilet is clogged, the water always overflows, however, my problem is slightly different. Since it's almost Christmas, I didn't want to give my parents the burden of unclogging the toilet. Anyways, after I used the toilet, I noticed that it was slower than usual. I flushed it a second and third time and there was no water flowing, but the toilet was no a lot slower. The water would go in it's usual clock-wise direction, but then rise to the top for a brief moment and then quickly sink and slowly take in anything that was in it. Is there anything wrong? If so, please help.
I would also like some pluger pointers for future references and maybe help me fix this problem. I'm starting to think that 50% of my toilet is clogged and that is why my toilet is slower.
Thank you.

 

[burnzie]

lol "hardware"

That sounds pretty shit to me...

 

[Prince of China]

So, what you are saying is that I have too much shit in my toilet and that I need to manually scoop it out?

 

[Raawr]

So, what you are saying is that I have too much shit in my toilet and that I need to manually scoop it out?

Put your hand down the toilet and have a good feel.
Some parts of your shit can be hard so when it gets stuck it takes a while to resolve.

 

[Prince of China]

I'm looking for some serious responses, I really want to fix this. I'm not even sure if I'm on the right track.
Are you being serious?
Edit: ****, I'm trouble. I refuse to let this inanimate object, that collects waste, ruin my Christmas.