I have the trick that will help all of you nerds get a girl!

[LittleB]

Sweet

http://www.odgirl.com/item--Nintendo-Mario-Handyman--83120-LA.html

Only 48 dollars!

 

[CrazyHarij]

I love you LittleB. Marry me?

 

[Axyon]

I'll take twelve. And one of the Mario costume too.

 

[CptStern]

there's a guy at work who 2 halloweens ago dressed as Mario ...looked exactly like that ..........he doesnt get laid ......ever

 

[Hectic Glenn]

wow im looking at princess peach in a whole new light. Get the plumber in

 

[G-Dub]

lol class, pure class!

 

[Mr-Fusion]

The pictures of those girls give me dicomfort within the pants.

:|

/places order for swashbuckler costume http://www.odgirl.com/item--Swashbuckler-costume-for-men--83126-LA.html

I feel like swashing and buckling.

 

[Ennui]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahhahahahhahaha

 

[xLostx]

i want the costume just for the mustache.

 

[JellyWorld]

http://www.odgirl.com/item--Nintendo-Princess-Peach-Adult-Costume--83094-LA.html
This should be good for roleplay during sex

 

[Icarus]

I'm going to hell...NOW!

http://www.odgirl.com/item--Wicked-Devil-Jumpsuit--FPH24-FP.html

Hey CptStern....got one for ya

http://www.odgirl.com/item--Mountie-Costume--28-COQ.html

(just insuring my ticket to hell)

 

[Unfocused]

Wow, that Princess Peach is pretty hawt!

EDIT: damn, all the models there are sexy! *goes back to looking*

EDIT 2: hey! officer! please arrest me!

EDIT 3: 44$ is for the costume and girl bundled, right?

 

[Murray_H]

Pfff don't buy a costume, make your own!

/me imagines about his partridge zombie costume he's going to wear for halloween.....

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Bwaaaaaaaaaahahhaahahaha!!!

 

[qnnHenry]

Sweet

http://www.odgirl.com/item--Nintendo-Mario-Handyman--83120-LA.html

Only 48 dollars!

Those girls wouldn't go out with geeks like you anyway, and if they did, you wouldn't know how to build rapport with them let alone sustain it. Plus I bet she is a real b*tch in real life. I know

 

[Ennui]

Oh gee I wonder who qnnHenry is.

 

[Jangle]

Those girls wouldn't go out with geeks like you anyway, and if they did, you wouldn't know how to build rapport with them let alone sustain it. Plus I bet she is a real b*tch in real life. I know

just because you can't talk to girls doesnt mean nobody can, mate

anyway, if i was a girl i'd go out with mario. He is hawt!

 

[CptStern]

Hey CptStern....got one for ya

http://www.odgirl.com/item--Mountie-Costume--28-COQ.html

(just insuring my ticket to hell)

could that guy's hat be any smaller? ...dont you have any Ms. Mountie pics? these do nothing for me

hey I found a Miss Mountie ...but she's not in uniform ... ..look at her, holding that dead fish with it's vacant dead eyes ....how cute

 

[CptStern]

Those girls wouldn't go out with geeks like you anyway, and if they did, you wouldn't know how to build rapport with them let alone sustain it. Plus I bet she is a real b*tch in real life. I know

hey it's queen mother mary ...you got the queen part right ..as in drama queen


btw you seem to know a lot cuz you always post "I know" at the end of your statements which is kinda odd cuz you claim to be a virgin

 

[SimonomiS]

could that guy's hat be any smaller? ...dont you have any Ms. Mountie pics? these do nothing for me

hey I found a Miss Mountie ...but she's not in uniform ... ..look at her, holding that dead fish with it's vacant dead eyes ....how cute

How could you miss it?

 

[CptStern]

How could you miss it?

:O










/me hums "Oh Canada" while tears stream down face

 

[bam23]

Haha, king henry just destroys any thread he posts in.

 

[pceHenry]

Haha, king henry just destroys any thread he posts in.

No I don't destroy them. I only make them BETTER

 

[JellyWorld]

No I don't destroy them. I only make them BETTER

Uhhh he created a new account?

 

[Jangle]

No I don't destroy them. I only make them BETTER

he's like a comic book supervillain. You all teased him, and now he's turned evil.

 

[bam23]

I wanna see the climactic lightsaber battle at the end.

 

[jocky68]

Those girls wouldn't go out with geeks like you anyway, and if they did, you wouldn't know how to build rapport with them let alone sustain it. Plus I bet she is a real b*tch in real life. I know

ooooo listen to the stud talking.

 

[pceHenry]

ooooo listen to the stud talking.

The girls I have sex with (I don't date them, they just beg me for sex) would make the internet porn actresses you jack off after look like shit.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

HAHAHAHA!! Get a load of this guy. Go back to the land of e-dickery from whence you were spawned.

 

[Axyon]

I'm interested to see how long this is going to carry on for; with each successive account, it gets that bit more pathetic.

 

[CptStern]

The girls I have sex with (I don't date them, they just beg me for sex) would make the internet porn actresses you jack off after look like shit.

you said you were a virgin? are you a born again virgin?

 

[bam23]

Who is he kidding :stare:

 

[Dekstar]

How could you miss it?

How come it's only the female clothes that are revealing. That mountie just looks like a mountie sure, but the miss mountie, wtf?! do they actually WEAR those in real life?!

 

[CptStern]

yes, yes they do

 

[WacK]

ooohohoho.. sweeet

 

[Dekstar]

/me moves to Canada

 

[jabberwock95]

How come it's only the female clothes that are revealing?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[TheSomeone]

Please add nws warnings.

 

[Dalamari]

Do you have your other male friend dress as a mushroom and he tells you that the Princess is in another castle, so you have to have gay sechs.

 

[bryanf445]

what id do is get the mario costume, have my friend get the mountie outfit, then go to a party so he gets laughed at and i get laid