i just shat bananas

[jverne]

...literally :E



yesterday for dinner i ate cottage cheese and bananas cut to pieces. guess what i saw today in the toilet?!

and don't even pretend you don't look at your shit! :flame:

 

[Dekstar]

I want to rate this thread at five stars.

 

[Rizzo]

:thumbs:

I useally throw up all my food before it gets that far. Im intense. But otherwise great thread.

5 stars.

 

[highlander]

Hot. take pics.

 

[Raziaar]

Guess what I see in my toilet sometimes? CORN!

CORN! Can you believe it? CORN!

I'll bet none of you have ever seen that before.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Guess what I see in my spew sometimes? CARROTS!

CARROTS! Can you believe it? CARROTS!

I'll bet none of you have ever seen that before.

 

[jverne]

Hot. take pics.

sorry, already flushed

 

[Danimal]

sorry, already flushed

This thread is now the wierdest things you've found in your stools.

Me? Condoms.

Thousands of them.

 

[jverne]

This thread is now the wierdest things you've found in your stools.

Me? Condoms.

Thousands of them.

open syringe on a giant turd...i win!

 

[highlander]

sorry, already flushed

Liar. you ****ing go down that toilet and ****ing take pics.

 

[jverne]

Liar. you ****ing go down that toilet and ****ing take pics.

but they would be really shitty pics

 

[Bad^Hat]

First time I've ever voted for a thread. Best thing you've posted in ages, jverne.

I have carrots in there a lot, even when I haven't been eating carrots. It's like my body is saving them up just to freak me out.

 

[joule]

This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Were they yellow?

 

[mchammer75040]

Guess what I see in my toilet sometimes guys??
ANTS
Yea ANTS! Its really funny cause this one time my frie-ohgoditburns

 

[CyberPitz]

*Looks at my Goatse Bless sig*

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[jverne]

Were they yellow?

yup




bananachar

 

[Kamikazie]

*Looks at my Goatse Bless sig*

I am not falling for that again. :x

 

[Dodo]

i just made a shoarma baby : )

-dodo

 

[Unfocused]

5 stars.

 

[PJ]

Spoiler

not mine fortunately.

i did this huge one once, had to flush several times as it kept breaking up.

also, water. i shat water.

 

[Omnomnick]

How exactly do you shit banana chunks? Is it like when diarrhea comes out just with banana bits?

 

[jverne]

How exactly do you shit banana chunks? Is it like when diarrhea comes out just with banana bits?

very similar...but it's more consistent and dense than regular diarrhea

 

[lefty]

Only the undead have digestive tracts that poor!

 

[Omnomnick]

very similar...but it's more consistent and dense than regular diarrhea

Holy shit!

 

[Higlac]

What did you do to Willie?

 

[Lucid]

Shitty thread.
1 star.

 

[swan_song1973]

what posessed you to eat cottage cheese and bananas without a shit in between to keep them away from each other?