I live by some weirdos

[No Limit]

Okay, weird (pretty funny, but very weird) thing happens to me. I live in an apartment complex, directly across from me I have a neighbor. An older lady who has kids on the weekends. I haven't had any issues with her but she drinks and can be kind of odd at times, she has hit on me multiple times (she is atleast 20 years older than I am) and its something I would never hook up with. But overall we get along.

I am walking out of my door this morning to go to work and I see pornos, dildos, watches (looked like decently priced watches), toothpaste, and other items dumped in front of her door. Next to all of this is a shopping cart someone dragged all this stuff in and left.

WTF?!?!?! I don't even know what the hell to make of this, it's the weirdest shit I think I have seen. I now regret not taking a picture.

 

[Tyguy]

take the dildos and run!

 

[No Limit]

take the dildos and run!

I'll pass but if you wanna come by and help yourself feel free.

 

[Darkside55]

dildos, watches, toothpaste, shopping cart

That's all MacGyver needs to build a G5 airplane!

The porno is obviously his in-flight movie.

 

[Pulse]

Either she made a mass order and plans to drug and rape you the implements you witnessed, or it was a couple of pissed up students on their way home from a night out.

 

[bryanf445]

That certainly is strange. The people I live next door to have a picnic table on their back deck with a microwave and like 4 beakers sitting next to it along with some other various substances. Meth anyone?

 

[No Limit]

Either she made a mass order and plans to drug and rape you the implements you witnessed, or it was a couple of pissed up students on their way home from a night out.

I've done some crazy pranks in my day. But who has time to get a shopping cart? And who would dump what appeared to be a fairly expensive watch?

Maybe you're right, but this is just some weird shit.

 

[Krynn72]

Its a trap. She figured you would want to steal one of those things and so she dumped them all on the ground in front of her door and hid a rope underneath that will snap up and tighten around your leg and hang you from the ceiling until she gets back and has her way with you.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Oh I misread your post and have now edited mine.

 

[bryanf445]

until she gets back and has her way with you.

Theres been too many dildo raping threads these days I feel

 

[Tyguy]

Theres been too many dildo raping threads these days I feel

There can never be too many dildo raping threads...ever.

 

[Lester]

There can never be too many dildo raping threads...ever.

Listen to this guy

 

[Gemma]

Un-lucky, my neighbour has a Mr.Bean car (with the padlock on the door and everything) and Mr.Bean Teddy. That's pretty cool, your neighbour just seems very kinky.

 

[YROC]

Kinda relevant.

 

[Gemma]

Kinda relevant.
*SNIP*

LOL char

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

At least now his dog won't "need operation."