I love weeds

[Que-Ever]

Wait, no scratch that, I hate weeds. But I do love weedeaters. Ooh, yeah.

Those things are so much fun. Just mow down all those weeds, breeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwww, reduced to a pile of mush and splinters. I feel so manly whacking those weeds. Grinning maniacally, boombox blasting The Jam, engine smoking, plants flying and falling. I am covered in tiny bits of foliage, and I smell like... well, like crap. And pot. But that's not the point.

I feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee!​

 

[Cole]

Gooo Que-ever!!!
Wack Them Weeds!

 

[lePobz]

What the hell? You pansy. Use a weed torch... BURN THEM!

 

[Ennui]

i hate weedwhacking.

 

[Que-Ever]

D: Ennui, let me whack your weeds. Please.

 

[Ennui]

i live on the opposite side of the continent

 

[Que-Ever]

Oh. Right. Well, next tiem I've got a couple days off, I'll come on down and start whackin'.

 

[ríomhaire]

Bloody strimmers, those things hurt my arms if I use them for too long

 

[Cole]

Oh. Right. Well, next tiem I've got a couple days off, I'll come on down and start whackin'.

Wanna come wack mine on your way to Ennui's? Hell we will video record it and add some funky music in it and it'll spread like wildfire all over the internet!

I wonder how many songs there are about weed wacking???

 

[JNightshade]

Yup, Que sure does love the weeds :farmer:

 

[Tyguy]

an entire summer of weed whacking makes me quiver at the site of that

 

[Naudian]

Pff real men use gas powered weedeaters!

And even more real men use metal blades instead of plastic wire to mow down whole bushes!

 

[Geogaddi]

Real men trim their yards with their teeth.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Man, we don't even have a motorised lawn-mower...

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I used to sell weed trimmers. They actually aren't designed for weeds, but for hard to reach grass when you are mowing.

That B&D model there in your picture is one of the best electric grass trimmmers you can buy for >$100.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I love weed too doggie :smoking:

 

[15357]

My parents: "America will destroy itself with plead-insanity trials and drugs."


Anyway, just use some nitric acid on plants, it works wonders.

 

[bbson john]

My parents: "America will destroy itself with plead-insanity trials and drugs."


Anyway, just use some nitric acid on plants, it works wonders.

with the concentrarion of 13M

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Oh. Right. Well, next tiem I've got a couple days off, I'll come on down and start whackin'.

:O
Ew.