I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer

[Dalamari]

PAPERBACK WRITER!

 

[Cole]

Rock 'n Roll Aint Noise Pollution! Rock 'n Roll Aint Gonna Die!

 

[Adabiviak]

Hello, I'm Cindy, I'm a Pisces, and I like chihuahuas and chinese noodles!

 

[Cole]

I don't practice santeria! I don't got no crystal ball! I had a million dollors, but I! I spent it all!

 

[Krynn72]

Thats a killer-diller coat with a drape shape, reet pleats and shoulders padded like a lunatic's cell.

 

[CptStern]

It's the dirty story of a dirty man and his clinging wife doesn't understand. His son is working for the Daily Mail. It's a steady job. But he wants to be a paperback writer. Paperback writer


you might like this dalamari

 

[Dan]

paperback writer...?

 

[Smoke]

You all disgust me.

 

[Adabiviak]

You all disgust me.

What song is that? You're doing it wrong.

 

[MiccyNarc]

He loves his dog, oh god from above! The fish now kisses with his tongue, he spits dead milk in your face, you don't dare touch him

 

[Operational]

I can make it longer if you like the style, I can change it round but I want to be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer.

 

[Stigmata]

I know the pieces fit, because I watched them fall away. Mildewed and smoldering; Fundamental differing. Pure intentions juxtaposed will set two lovers' souls in motion. Disintegrating as it goes, testing our communication.

 

[Bad^Hat]

What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my hump.

 

[theotherguy]

All the fishermen and their families,All sickly, crumbling cerebellum, It's all over for orangutans, Looks like they're back on the street again!

 

[Stigmata]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone! I've got this feeling - so appealing - for us to get together and sing. Sing!

 

[Tagaziel]

You should be a male prostitute.

Just a thought.

 

[JNightshade]

GIRL! I wanna take you to a GAY BAR! I wanna take you to a GAY BAR! I wanna take you to a GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOIURGH!

EDIT: holy f*ck, this is my 1337'th post. How freaking fitting

 

[Geogaddi]

Huh Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulkster
whatever they call you, I'm comin after you, you coward

Hot diggity damn Hulk I'm glad you set it off (set if off)
Used to be hard Hulk now ya done turned soft
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina
I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cuz you've been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease
Dude please your pay per view event was a joke
You're avoidin' Randy Savage cuz you know you'll get smoked
Come on that phony fight the Rock spanked you fast
But when I challenged Hogan to a real fight he passed
I called him out but the punk was scared to go
It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show
Hollywood Hulkster you're at the end of your rope
And I'm a kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cuz like Rodney Dangerfield you gets' no respect
So come on Hulk let's wreck so I can put you in check

Be a man Hulk Come on don't be scared
Your runnin' from Macho that's what I heard

Be a man Hogan Come on don't be a chump
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk

Be a man Hulk Come on don't be scared
You're runnin' from Macho that's what I heard

Be a man Hogan Boy you's a chump
Cuz Hulk Hogan is a real big punk

They call you Hollywood (hugh hugh) don't make me laugh
Cuz your movies and your actin' skills are both trash
Your movies straight to video the box office can't stand
While I got myself a feature role in Spider Man
Ya hidin' man but when I find you it's on
And when I slam ya to the dirt you'll wish you's never born
I smell a coward mmmm is that you Hogan
Macho's gonna kick ya butt is the slogan
You try to ignore me thinkin' I'll go away
But I'm a keep on messin' wit ya dude day after day
And once you step to Macho you're through
The joke's on you so Hulk what you gonna do
Probably nothing cuz you're a real big punk
You called my dad up on the phone man you's a chump
Cuz if you really got static take it up with me
And I'll punk ya butt out for the world to see

Be a man Hulk Come on don't be scared
Your runnin' from Macho that's what I heard

Be a man Hogan Come on don't be a chump
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk

Be a man Hulk Come on don't be scared
You're runnin' from Macho that's what I heard

Be a man Hogan Boy you's a chump
Cuz Hulk Hogan is a real big punk

 

[Tagaziel]

EPIC

 

[Sidewinder]

take it to 4chan