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So my pubes have been getting on my nerves lately, they are getting super curly and sometimes get caught under my penis and it pinches and it hurts. I've decided that the time has come to shave them, but I don't know the best way to do so..


So does anyone reccomend a technuique for trimming? Maybe a way to carve sculptures and the like?





































Oh, and








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Shave them into an arrow pointing to your penis.
 
my pubes always itch really really ****ing bad after I shave them
 
Kidding. I've never done it, but try.....carefully straightening the hairs and trim them?
 
Why shave? Just trim the hair, you don't want to have the dick of a 10 year old (well, hopefully for you, it's at least bigger in size).
 
If you've got an electric razor, on the back of it, there should be a little flip up razer that shaves, but not all the way down to your skin, and pretty much leaves everything the way it should be. There are some sensitive areas, though- on the underside of your penis, bottom of your scrotum. You can figure them out...



Oh, yeah, if you're ever over at my house, guys, don't touch the razors. Or the towels, while I'm at it.
 
That's another thing...I used the flip up attachment to shave my sideburns and the like...and there's no way to clean it...
 
I never watch past the guy walking on screen- I'm afraid he might take his robe off, and somehow end up hairier than me.

To clean the flip up bit, just wipe whatever hair is on it off with a cloth or something. Like a towel.
 
Que-Ever said:
I never watch past the guy walking on screen- I'm afraid he might take his robe off, and somehow end up hairier than me.

To clean the flip up bit, just wipe whatever hair is on it off with a cloth or something. Like a towel.
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Haha, I was kinda scared to watch too...
 
Holy crap, me and my friend were just talking about this today! I havn't shaved, he says he did and it makes it look bigger.
 
It does make it look bigger, actually. My twig and berries don't have any leaves on them, and I like it that way. My fiancue likes it better too, says it's better when she goes down on me. I'm probably giving too much information here, but I can't argue with that.
 
Wax. I plan on getting a pornstar style wax job. :D From the neck down.
 
Now I'm imagining Tr0n exploding in a shower of skin, blood, and personal hygiene products, HAWT.
 
hawt. Anyway, I just use a scissors to trim mine down veeeery far. Goodbye forest, hello crew-cut ;)
 
i regret even clicking into this thread... why the hell are you guys giving him tips lol.
 
tehsolace said:
i regret even clicking into this thread... why the hell are you guys giving him tips lol.
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Because noone wants to see a girl looking up smiling at them with pubes stuck between her teeth.
 
JNightshade said:
hawt. Anyway, I just use a scissors to trim mine down veeeery far. Goodbye forest, hello crew-cut ;)
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scissors + penis = lose

i'm always afraid that I'll slip and cut my cock off, that's why i keep any and all hair short enough to just need a razor
 
bliink said:
Because noone wants to see a girl looking up smiling at them with pubes stuck between her teeth.
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Two things enrage me:

Waking up to a girl still in your bed in the morning
and
A girl who stops completely just to look at you. Your eyes move up for a reason. If you stop because of something else in your mouth it shouldnt be because its pubes.
 
Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that nobody else is turned on by that? A beautiful girl, tanned, supple, soft brown eyes and black hair, lovingly gazing up at you with what appear to be two dozen spider legs trapped between her pearly whites?

Oh dear -_-



EDIT: Rakurai, you are the absolute pinnacle of women's rights activism :rolleyes:
 
JNightshade said:
Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that nobody else is turned on by that? A beautiful girl, tanned, supple, soft brown eyes and black hair, lovingly gazing up at you with what appear to be two dozen spider legs trapped between her pearly whites?

Oh dear -_-



EDIT: Rakurai, you are the absolute pinnacle of women's rights activism :rolleyes:
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lol what does wanting a woman you hook up with to be decent with oral have to do with her civil rights?

I doubt any girls want a guy to stop totally and look up because his nose is tickling a lot or something dumb.
 
it wasn't the oral sex thing, it was the other one. The whole "lol, bitch, that was good, now you gots to go" thing. Women are the best thing in the world. If I do something naughty with one of them, she can lay in my bed for as long as she damn well likes. I mean, besides that, waking up next to a girl is one of the most amazing feelings ever :)
 
JNightshade said:
it wasn't the oral sex thing, it was the other one. The whole "lol, bitch, that was good, now you gots to go" thing. Women are the best thing in the world. If I do something naughty with one of them, she can lay in my bed for as long as she damn well likes. I mean, besides that, waking up next to a girl is one of the most amazing feelings ever :)
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well sure if its someone you like or care about, not if you wake up and are like what the hell
 
Eh... I guess I just try not to hook up with girls when I'm drunk. I mean, I do anyway, but at least I'm still a sweetie to them in the morning.
 
Except of course, for a remote, secret corner of the internet, where only a select few will ever know what's been said.

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