I need ideas!

[The Monkey]

Cheers fellas, i need some help.

I'm holding a speech this wednesday. It's a "oatry-speech" that can be about anything. A memory-speech, a made-up birthday-speech, a imaginary speech of winning in Oscar, anything! The thing is, I'm totally out of ideas. I need help!

 

[DigiQ8]

urm i dunno maybe this will help
just googled it

http://www.speeches.com/

 

[15357]

Imagine that you took over the world. Listen to breencast. I had about the same thingy as you in school, and I did that.

 

[Harryz]

Do you mean rotary or oatry? My friends had to do a speech similiar to yours, I think she did it one Biology since she enjoys the subject so much, lasted approx 20 mins.

 

[mortiz]

Dunno, do something cool like a Presidential speech about the beginning of a Nuclear War or an outbreak of human transmitted Bird Flu.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yeah. You took over the world, now it's time to show everybody who's boss - by speeching at them!

 

[Solaris]

Argue the finer points of Marxist theory.

 

[Que-Ever]

yesh! go with the breen speeches. Start out with a sort of evil introductory bit, where you let everyone know that you are their evil supreme dictator, but make it sound as if they should already know it. Then, use that letter from HL2 about the reproductive supression, then talk about the evolution crap, yadda yadda... then go on a bit about how following the supreme dictator will better life for everybody, stuff like that.

it will be awesome :O

 

[The Monkey]

thanks for the advices guys, but it's suppused to be a speech held at some sort of a party, like the Oscar-ceremony, a birthday party or something. It doesn't have to be made up though. It's supposed to be 5 min long and is to be held next wednesday, in a week.

 

[Ikerous]

Party, oscar ceremony, telling your kids about the birds and the bees... i think it fits. Give the sex talk to your class. Use hand gestures

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Argue the finer points of Marxist theory.

"Communism sucks"

*applause*

-Angry Lawyer

 

[xcellerate]

at least they give you time to prepare! At my school they randomly called you up in front of the whole school and gave you 2 minutes to prepare a 5 minute speech

It wasn't necessarily a difficult topic, typically they are suppose to be open for humor. My topic was how i kept our dorm so sanitary...of course our dorm was the filthiest on campus.

 

[CptStern]

write as if you're jesus come to judge humanity of judgement day ..you could read a list of names and say nay or yay as to whether they're going to hell or not: "Gandhi ..nice guy but sorry: it's hell for you" ..."GW Bush ..oh I've been waiting for you ..we'd like to welcome you to heaven ...PSYCH!! you're going to HELL HELL!!!!!!"


or maybe write a speech as if you're the new spokesmen a spray on condom

"make sure you hold the can 12 inches from your scrotum ..oh and never smoke cigarettes while putting it on ..as it's highly flammable"


or maybe you can be the New Minister of Propaganda for iraq:

"Alls well, our overlords have given us the green light to tell you that everything is back to normal ..invest in Haliburton!"


or maybe as the House senate committee during impeachment hearings:

Senator: "what evidence did you have that Saddam had wmd?"

Bush: "...errr ...all of them?"

 

[Glirk Dient]

Make a speech about the time we all saved munro from the evil forces of jack thompson. You can add a whole page about how I used my 1337 ninja skills to wtfpwn.

 

[Ikerous]

Make a speech about the time we all saved munro from the evil forces of jack thompson. You can add a whole page about how I used my 1337 ninja skills to wtfpwn.

I have a lvl 46 ninja on rakion that would pwnz0r you in two seconds ><

 

[Glirk Dient]

I have a lvl 46 ninja on rakion that would pwnz0r you in two seconds ><

zomg...I have a lvl 60 ninjaa.

I also use a broken beer bottle to wtfpwn with. That is simply badass.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Why can't it be an 'Under New Management' party?

For Earth, that is.

 

[The Monkey]

I've already held two speeches, one informal and one argumentative. The informal was about Gandhi, and the argumentative was about "the abolishment of monarchy". I'm thinking of having this one about someone's 50th birthday.