I really need to get this out of my system, and I think I speak for a lot of us...

[brokenjago]

Ok, I just need to post this completely useless thread detailing how much I need HL2. I don't have any friends that are as stoked as I, so I thought maybe some people here would be sympathetic. Someone here has to want this game as much as I.

***WARNING***
***WARNING***
Entering non-sensical ranting fanboy mode.
Please proceed with extreme caution.

Ohy My god I want this f***ing game SO GOD DAMN MUCH!!!
WHY THE HELL DID IT HAVE TO BE DELAYED!!! I MEAN I KNOW IT'S TO MAKE THE GAME BETTER BUT I NEED THIS THING NOW!!!!! DID ANYONE READ THE PC GAMER ARTICLE? HOT FREAKING DAMN!!! THIS GAME IS GOING TO BLOW EVERYONE'S SOCKS OFF! GOD WHY CAN'T IT BE IN MY GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS RIGHT NOW!!! I NEED THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN EVERYONE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW 'OOOHHH, IT DOESN'T HAVE FLUID PHYSICS' OR 'MAN, ELECTRICIY SPREADS TO WOOD' BUT WHO CARES? NAME ONE GAME THAT HAS A FACIAL ANIMATION SYSTEM AS ADVANCED AS THIS ONE!! NAME ONE GAME THAT HAS PHYSICS YOU INTERACT WITH THIS MUCH! NAME ONE GAME WHERE........... THE LIST GOES ON!!!


I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank You.
***NOW EXECUTING NORMAL OPERATIONAL PROTOCOLS***

Close this thread for all I care. I just needed to do this.
Flame me, praise me, whatever, this was more for me than anyone else.
Thanks for listening. :E :cheers: :afro: <-- Wasn't this declared the official emoticon of an upcoming HL2 release? (yes, I know, it was by someone who had no real right to declare it, but lets play alo0ng, shall we?
Let the Afro-ing of threads commence!

 

[RTFMish]

All I know is that when HL2 comes out, I won't be leaving my room for anything.

I'll probaly be so busy, and hooked on HL2, that I won't masturbate for a very long time.

 

[The Mullinator]

Feel any better?

 

[dat_monkey]

All I know is that when HL2 comes out, I won't be leaving my room for anything.

I'll probaly be so busy, and hooked on HL2, that I won't masturbate for a very long time.

Ummm no masturbation? I think thats a little harsh... You will be at your computer, so you might as well open up some porn and masturbate!

 

[brokenjago]

Yes
I do, thank you very much :E

 

[Vegeta897]

I feel the exact same way, I wish I had a friend in real life to rant and rave with!!!
:afro:

 

[brokenjago]

Yes
I do, thank you very much :E

I'm doing the same thing as RTFMish.

 

[The Mullinator]

Yes
I do, thank you very much :E

Thats good to hear. :E

 

[brokenjago]

Whoa........... That's wierd........ Mods, would you delete the post above Vegeta897's?

Oh, yeah, and Vegeta, seriously, all the gamers at my school are like "So What?" with HL2, and I'm thinking "Fools, they'll see when i bring my copy to school and rock all their asses with the super physics........ and the 20 million other really really cool things I am gonna be able to do in this game"

Mwhahahahahahahahaha, They'll all see
:afro:

 

[RTFMish]

Yea, sometimes I wish I had a friend in real-life to talk about HL2 with..
There is about 1100 people that go to my school, and about the only thing they know about computers is.. uhh.. lets see.. AOL

 

[brokenjago]

Oh god no, I feel ya RTFMish........ those people are......... uh........... uneducated compuer-ly.

 

[dat_monkey]

How the hell do you people not have friends to talk about HL2 with!?! I talk to almost all of my friends about it (cept for the chicks)...

 

[Vegeta897]

I rant alot in front of one of my friends, and he gets a real kick out of it, calls me a freak, draws little comics (Half-A$$ 2 was actually funny) and stuff trying to degrade me and my love!!
I am kind of happy that no-one else is as obsessed with me in my school. It means it won't sell out in the stores.

EDIT: @ dat_monkey, none of my other friends are pc gamers, they are sadly console fans. EWWW

And my brother, a pc gamer, for some reason isn't really interested in it all that much anymore. He is very impatient I guess.

 

[brokenjago]

I mean, I can talk to my friends about it, but they're not nearly as enthusiastic as I am....... and it makes for un-interesting conversation when it's practically a monologue.

oohhh, Vegeta, i never thought of that, kick a$$...... More HL2 lovin' for me!

 

[RTFMish]

Vegeta, didn't you say that you played the Beta?
What the **** kind of love is that?!

 

[brokenjago]

hhhhmmmmmmm, he has a point there....

I haven't touched the stolen build. (Thank God)
:afro:

 

[Vegeta897]

Vegeta, didn't you say that you played the Beta?
What the **** kind of love is that?!

Waaaaah don't remind me, I'm just a little boy!!
I bang my head against the wall every morning for preforming those hanus acts...
Please don't bring me down because of it...
And just so you know, it hasn't killed my interest for HL2 at all, only made it stronger, and the main reason I played it was merely to play with the physics, I have never experienced this before and could not wait.

 

[hiln]

you must have typed that in rage.
Why not just go outside and scream "FUUUUUCK I NEED THIS ****ING GAME!!!!!!!"
I think would be more cathartic to you. Unless typing helps...

 

[dat_monkey]

Vegeta, didn't you say that you played the Beta?
What the **** kind of love is that?!

Thats called tired of mother ****ing waiting for valve to release new screenshots/videos! I played the beta too... it was around febuary or so and valve hadn't released jack shit... no info, no screenshots, no movies.... I got the beta... and i can tell you first hand it SUCKS COCK! Looking back i wish i didn't... But this is only because we just recently started getting new info/screens/videos from valve.

 

[RTFMish]

Well, no shit?
It was stolen, and hasn't even been confirmed if ALL of the source was stolen.
It was obviousily not finished when they got hacked tho.

 

[Vegeta897]

you must have typed that in rage.
Why not just go outside and scream "FUUUUUCK I NEED THIS ****ING GAME!!!!!!!"
I think would be more cathartic to you. Unless typing helps...

Hehe, you block out both swears, not one or the other lol.
And I'm sure he already does that every two hours.

 

[torso boy]

:afro: my socks are already off

and i have a fro too

 

[hiln]

Hehe, you block out both swears, not one or the other lol.
And I'm sure he already does that every two hours.

It's the filters, they aren't smart enough to pick up that I used a fuuck with more u's.
****
Fuuck

see?

 

[Vegeta897]

It's the filters, they aren't smart enough to pick up that I used a fuuck with more u's.
****
Fuuck

see?

Oh, I didn't know there were filters, I always block mine out manually. Stop swearing! The kiddies! They are crying!

 

[dat_monkey]

Hmmm in the atari forums you used to be able to put [ i ][ /i ] (with no spaces) in a word in order to block it... sadly that doesn't work here... there probably is some way of bypassing the filters though... for example, you can type Fuk, or Fukc

 

[brokenjago]

Hehe, you block out both swears, not one or the other lol.
And I'm sure he already does that every two hours.

I used to, but then my neighbors complained and got me an visit by my favortie nieghborly police officer:

Me: "Hello, can I help you?"
Officer Bob: "Yes, I've been having reports of someone shouting about a 'Half-Life 2' ga- *door slams shut*"
Officer Bob: "Hey! *door re-opens*"
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry, i just had to go get something..."
Officer Bob: "Wait, whats with that crowbar in your hands? What are you goi- AAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!"

Suffice to say my neighbors never complained again.
:afro:

 

[clarky003]

Whoa........... That's wierd........ Mods, would you delete the post above Vegeta897's?

Oh, yeah, and Vegeta, seriously, all the gamers at my school are like "So What?" with HL2, and I'm thinking "Fools, they'll see when i bring my copy to school and rock all their asses with the super physics........ and the 20 million other really really cool things I am gonna be able to do in this game"

Mwhahahahahahahahaha, They'll all see
:afro:

haha same with my friends, they'd rather go get drunk.. thats lame, games are my ALCOHOL!,

 

[brokenjago]

w00t! :afro:

 

[MRMANHIO]

i have 2 people in my school who knows what half life is. 1 said half-life 2 suck hairy d1ck. so i beat the f*ck out of him and got suspened. it's worth it thought, knowing that i stood up for what i know is right. It's the american way! (not really)

 

[brokenjago]

Jeez, aren't you taking it a little far?

 

[dat_monkey]

i have 2 people in my school who knows what half life is. 1 said half-life 2 suck hairy d1ck. so i beat the f*ck out of him and got suspened. it's worth it thought, knowing that i stood up for what i know is right. It's the american way! (not really)

Are you on drugs?

 

[Jackal hit]

i have 2 people in my school who knows what half life is. 1 said half-life 2 suck hairy d1ck. so i beat the f*ck out of him and got suspened. it's worth it thought, knowing that i stood up for what i know is right. It's the american way! (not really)

agreed, gotta put those people to rights. any of my friends that dislike all the hl2 talking i do, or those that don't agree that it's gonna be the best game ever... well i handle them a special way. when they're not looking i gizz in their eyes. not only does this mark them as MY territory so i can order them around as they are now my minions. but i hear sperm in the eyes can burn, as the little tadpoles of love try to burrow past the cornea.

 

[RTFMish]

Saddam was caught playing the leaked beta in his spider hole in Iraq..
Thats the real reason we went after him.. Not the damn nukes.

Blow me.. I'm tired.

 

[vicefredav444]

Ok, I just need to post this completely useless thread detailing how much I need HL2. I don't have any friends that are as stoked as I, so I thought maybe some people here would be sympathetic. Someone here has to want this game as much as I.

You can rest assure that I want, no wait...NEED this game as much as you do if not more. Trust me.

All my friends are counterstrike/console fans except for one who isn’t a gamer but loves the original Half-Life. He beat it about 7 or 8 times and its the funniest thing to watch him play coz he loads the same scene about 50 times acting out the funniest things with the scientists. He starts having conversations with them and then kills them over and over. So anyway, I'm glad I know someone in person who can’t wait for Half-Life 2 and it's unscripted......ness

 

[MRMANHIO]

Are you on drugs?

why yes monkey, yes i am.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

heh at teh spam

 

[MRMANHIO]

agreed, gotta put those people to rights. any of my friends that dislike all the hl2 talking i do, or those that don't agree that it's gonna be the best game ever... well i handle them a special way. when they're not looking i gizz in their eyes. not only does this mark them as MY territory so i can order them around as they are now my minions. but i hear sperm in the eyes can burn, as the little tadpoles of love try to burrow past the cornea.

....what the F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?

 

[G.Freeman]

I went out tonight and approached some hot chicks. My opening line was "Half-life 2! tell me you feel it baby!" Unfortunately all they could do was kick me in the face, so I had to come home. I've just finished biting my fist off.

Need HL2 quite soon. BYE

Disclaimer:
Pissed out of my skull.

 

[Id Crisis]

What surprised me most is that you actually have friends. No Offence.

 

[Shuzer]

What surprised me most is that you actually have friends. No Offence.

You lose all rights to attempt to call people losers, being on an internet forum dedicated to a video game, and all.