I see old people.

burnzie · Jan 6, 2005

Everywhere.

Down the street. On the Bus. In there cars.

Where ever theres a pension check to cash, or a coupon to be used. The're there.

They wander in an inhuman state, in search of a bargin, or for a young person to complain.

They waited out side my shop. Coupons in hand.

Glairing at me waiting for me to hit the open sign light and unleash them onto the same videos that sit up the back last time they were in.

From there they watch. My every move.

Today the message is clear.

"When there's no more room in a home, the old shall walk the earth."

gh0st · Jan 6, 2005

I bet they pay with checks too... bastards.

nick_t · Jan 6, 2005

lol good one

PvtRyan · Jan 6, 2005

And they don't even know they're old, wearing thongs and bikini's.

Wait, I shouldn't visit the weird neighbourhoods anymore... :stare:

MiccyNarc · Jan 7, 2005

PvtRyan said:
And they don't even know they're old, wearing thongs and bikini's.

Wait, I shouldn't visit the weird neighbourhoods anymore... :stare:

Thanks for the mental images, I appreciate it. :hmph:

burnzie · Jan 7, 2005

Ohhh GOD!

Another Retirement home bus!

Its Happening!

Dasparov · Jan 7, 2005

I see them all going power walking around the block early in the morning

Steve · Jan 7, 2005

Damn old people...with their short hair and their soft music...

Dan · Jan 7, 2005

Apparently there are a lot of STDs in retirement homes. My friend used to work at one as a caretaker and they always had problems with that. I guess when you're old and about to die it doesn't really matter if you have herpes, but still. Old people like to get it on.

Dalamari · Jan 7, 2005

Wow, that must be fun....old people sex

Must be like 2 bags of dirt rubbing together while making the same sounds of Luke Skywalker crying after he got his hand chopped off.

ailevation · Jan 7, 2005

:thumbs: OLD PEOPLE Is T3h Ro0Lz0Rz! 1n 7eh C5 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve · Jan 7, 2005

Dan said:
Apparently there are a lot of STDs in retirement homes. My friend used to work at one as a caretaker and they always had problems with that. I guess when you're old and about to die it doesn't really matter if you have herpes, but still. Old people like to get it on.

Well, they did, when they were young. And when they were young, they weren't all that concerned about STDs, so they didn't wear condoms. So that's why they all have STDs.

gh0st · Jan 7, 2005

He_Who_Is_Steve said:
Well, they did, when they were young. And when they were young, they weren't all that concerned about STDs, so they didn't wear condoms. So that's why they all have STDs.

Thats not something I like to think about. :rolling:

Dasparov · Jan 7, 2005

He_Who_Is_Steve said:
Well, they did, when they were young. And when they were young, they weren't all that concerned about STDs, so they didn't wear condoms. So that's why they all have STDs.

They also traded them around like Basketball cards

Dan · Jan 7, 2005

well if you think about it, a retirement home is a place full of people who are about to die and most likely their husband or wife is already dead so they're all single and all in the same place and they have nothing to do all day. And a couple years back someone came up with this stuff called viagra.

MiccyNarc · Jan 7, 2005

Dalamari said:
Wow, that must be fun....old people sex

Must be like 2 bags of dirt rubbing together while making the same sounds of Luke Skywalker crying after he got his hand chopped off.

Stop it, you're violating my mind.

Fat Tony! · Jan 7, 2005

I must have a computer when im really old so I can play young people at various FPS and play hl4 all day

. I bet I wont be able to afford it though

. Im going to save up really early. Not for a pension but for a "when im old and want to game fund"

. That would be nice.

KoreBolteR · Jan 7, 2005

Before long the old people will control us like the combines did, and roam the streets like the fastzombies did in hl2 :O

NeptuneUK · Jan 7, 2005

with walking sticks....

not-so fast zombies... they would look the same, sound the same... just slightly slower ya know?

Jack_Karverboy · Jan 7, 2005

Please, don't remind me of old people! I have nightmares, all the time!

Lethal8472 · Jan 8, 2005

Remember folks, you and I will also be old one day, being made fun of by "those damn teenagers!" Well...except the ones that are lucky enough to die young. :upstare:

Ikerous · Jan 8, 2005

I like old people :-/
They give me foood
And money...

Danimal · Jan 8, 2005

This reminded me of a joke that always still gets some larfs:

When I was at a wedding there was alot of old people, all of them would repeatively say "You'll be up there soon". So when I was at a funeral I pointed to the sky and said "You'll be up there soon" to the old people...

That is why I never go to funerals anymore :|

AntiAnto · Jan 8, 2005

Have you ever seen a old woman with long hair. I mean every single old woman I've seen in my life have a little ball of curly hairs. And they don't know what Half-Life is... makes me want to run naked in the street with a half cantaloup on my head, screaming "I'm a hamster".

Bad^Hat · Jan 8, 2005

AntiAnto said:
Have you ever seen a old woman with long hair. I mean every single old woman I've seen in my life have a little ball of curly hairs. And they don't know what Half-Life is... makes me want to run naked in the street with a half cantaloup on my head, screaming "I'm a hamster".

Get INSIDE the animals

JVI i I{ I{ · Jan 8, 2005

ROFL, damn hilarious thread

.

SupremePain · Jan 8, 2005

Dan said:
Apparently there are a lot of STDs in retirement homes. My friend used to work at one as a caretaker and they always had problems with that. I guess when you're old and about to die it doesn't really matter if you have herpes, but still. Old people like to get it on.

that gets my vote for funniest post ever....

Kangy · Jan 8, 2005

Talking of old people, I had to write a romance short story a few years back.

I did "A Wedding and Two Funerals". It was about love in a retirement home. Then heart attacks at the wedding.

:O

PvtRyan · Jan 8, 2005

Kangy said:
Talking of old people, I had to write a romance short story a few years back.

I did "A Wedding and Two Funerals". It was about love in a retirement home. Then heart attacks at the wedding.

:O

You sick perverted mind. I bet you made the other old people in the retirement home have non-stop sex with the corpses while doing Satanic rituals, right ? :hmph:

SupremePain · Jan 8, 2005

PvtRyan said:
You sick perverted mind. I bet you made the other old people in the retirement home have non-stop sex with the corpses while doing Satanic rituals, right ? :hmph:

yeah, old people having a orgy while bathing in stale goat blood, kangy you're such a freak

Hired-Gun · Jan 8, 2005

He_Who_Is_Steve said:
Damn old people...with their short hair and their soft music...

So what cant we have short hair and soft music,some day you will be old too,and young kids will call you old and other stuff.
Punk just stfu...

Steve · Jan 8, 2005

Hired-Gun said:
So what cant we have short hair and soft music,some day you will be old too,and young kids will call you old and other stuff.
Punk just stfu...

Not sure if you got it...but that was supposed to be a counter-statement to the old people favorite "Damn kids...with their long hair and their loud music..."

I see old people.

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