I snapped...and i did it

[Hectic Glenn]

Nope i didn't kill anyone, or reveil Shens is in fact a girl, i got pissed off with wrong numbers at my house.

See the thing is, my phone number is quite similar to 2 cab firms close to where i live. A few times a day i have to answer the phone and say 'not a cab firm, wrong number!'

So tonight, some bloke calls me, and asks me 'how long from the maypole pub blah blah blah' So i click into the normal response 'wrong number mate...' BUT he says 'hang on mate, 1 sec' and starts talking to his mate, ignoring me, so i'm naturally unimpressed. He comes back and asks me again...'how long chappy?'
Me : 20 minutes. 'twenty yeah' 'yep' 'ill cya soon then' 'will do'

Apparently my dad was listening to the convo on another phone, and he just started laughing. Was i too cruel? He was abnoxious tbh. He's sitting outside now somewhere waiting for a cab that AINT COMING! (if he calls back, i'm using my dutch accent ) HUZZAH!

 

[Que-Ever]

*applauds for hectic*

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

So you're the one...

Waited like hours for cabs before......

 

[Dekstar]

Hillarious. I bet he's never going to call your cab service again!

 

[ailevation]

That makes me wish my number was very similar to a Cab's phone number... shit i'd mess around with people all day.

 

[Ennui]

Absolutely smashing dear boy.

Was I british enough?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Update! He just called back, but my dad got to it before me, DAMNIT! He said...

'WHERE THE **** ARE YOU, i've been waiting longer than 20 minutes now'
'what? this isnt a cab firm sorry'
'what you talking about? its all the 6's aint it?'
'nope this is a private house'
'OH **** THIS, i cant be arsed to waste my credit on you'
*phone dead*

lmao, now hes outside, probably gonna have to wait about half hour for a cab, pubs probably closed, dying for a piss? YA LIVE AND LEARN I TELLS YOU!

 

[Qonfused]

ROFL! ... Very nice!

 

[Beerdude26]

Lol you should call him back and tell him the cab company had an error and will shortly send a cab( if he continues to bother you)

 

[ktimekiller]

Update! He just called back, but my dad got to it before me, DAMNIT! He said...

'WHERE THE **** ARE YOU, i've been waiting longer than 20 minutes now'
'what? this isnt a cab firm sorry'
'what you talking about? its all the 6's aint it?'
'nope this is a private house'
'OH **** THIS, i cant be arsed to waste my credit on you'
*phone dead*

lmao, now hes outside, probably gonna have to wait about half hour for a cab, pubs probably closed, dying for a piss? YA LIVE AND LEARN I TELLS YOU!

lol nice....

 

[ComradeBadger]

Glenn you roxed him. We get confused with a local newspaper place.. I got sick of people phoning up where their copy of the paper was.. so when this woman phoned up and asked where her paper was I said "Well we're holding it back until we get your husband's copy of Reader's Wives in, so we save on delivery" and hung up :E

 

[Vegeta897]

Hahaha Glenn You little devil.

 

[Link]

Does your phone have a "secrecy" function? Something that lets you hear them, but not them you? If so, just say "Please hold", press a number so they hear the beep, then hit secrecy and put the phone to one side.

Either that, or just repeat everthing they say back to them, word for word, untill they hang up.

 

[xLostx]

i'd just be doing something like that all the time to people, because I'm ebil.

 

[Kamikazie]

i always anwser the phone as a walmart or some store if its a telemarketer, great laughs

 

[CyberPitz]

I'd tell him we coudl bill him now, and to give his credit card number and etc then when teh simble one payment of $10, the transportation would be to ANYWHERE.

Scams ftw.

 

[15357]

One time, I pretended to be a priest to a wrong number caller and ended up giving her advice on her depression. (Go kill yourself)

 

[Sparta]

You're not serious are you?

Sometimes i'll get in fights with my younger brother and completely snap. I'll scream and yell at him as loud and as hard as i can that i hate him and truly wish he was dead.

Happens every 3 months or so, when it happens i truly wish he would die too. Heat of the moment i guess. He's not that bad a kid, just too eager and he can be incredibly selfish to the point where he makes my mother cry because of how much she worries about him.

 

[15357]

You're not serious are you?
.

WEll, I told her that she had a wrong number instead of go kill yourself.... after talking for some 10 minutes or so.

 

[el Chi]

Absolutely smashing dear boy.

Was I british enough?

/me hugs Ennui
Glenn that sounds amazing I'm jealous.

 

[Krynn72]

I used to work at Sears in the tool department, and when I got home I would sometimes answer the phone accidentally as if I were still at work.

*Ring ring*
ME: "Sears, Tool Department"
Them: "........"
*click*
ME: "???" .... "Aw crap"

I also get confused with some carpet company. There was this one lady who must have been old and senile because she wouldnt believe me when I said she had the wrong number. I had to argue with her until I just hung up, then she called back and I had to tell her to stfu and stop calling me. It was so funny that my brother was just laughing his ass off in the other room. It was fun.

 

[Dekstar]

I used to work at Sears in the tool department, and when I got home I would sometimes answer the phone accidentally as if I were still at work.

*Ring ring*
ME: "Sears, Tool Department"
Them: "........"
*click*
ME: "???" .... "Aw crap"

Hehe, Tool :E.

Also I wanna do that thing with the advertising agencies. I just need to know what numbers they own though

 

[DEATH eVADER]

We used to get calls for a Bradshaw at my home. Thankfully they are getting less frequent (Once every half year now)

But now, we are getting phone calls from India, I argued with a guy for about half hour

 

[kirovman]

I hate people who dial the wrong number, but don't apologise for it or even explain that it's the wrong number, they just hang up. Grrr...

 

[duffers20]

I hate people who dial the wrong number, but don't apologise for it or even explain that it's the wrong number, they just hang up. Grrr...

That annoys me too. That was pretty cool, teach the twat who didn't listen to you.