I think there was blood in my urine this morning.

[Slacker]

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[Jangle]

Rofl at thread title, but that's actually kinda worrying. See a doctor?

 

[bliink]

Time to go to a doctor then, yes.

 

[PvtRyan]

On a brighter note, it's better than urine in your blood I suppose.

 

[Cormeh]

How can you "think" there was blood in your urine? There either was or wasn't. Get to a doctors.

 

[bbson john]

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/forum.asp?articlekey=24698

Causes of Blood In Urine

* Bladder Cancer
* Henoch-Schonlein Purpura
* High Blood Pressure
* Kidney Cancer
* Kidney Stones
* Polycystic Kidney Disease
* Prostate Cancer
* Urinary Tract Infection In Adults
* Vasculitis

Other Causes of Blood In Urine

Glomerulonephritis
Goodpastur's syndrome
Medications (both Prescription and Non-prescription)
Schistosomiasis
Trauma

 

[Gray Fox]

Urine is always darker in the morning and more orange then yellow, because you haven't pee'd all night and your digestive system works mostly trough the night, the color and smell of your pee can depend on what you ate and drank.

So just take another pis and see if you still think there is blood in your pis.

 

[The Brick]

Are you sure you're a guy? How old are you?

 

[Icarusintel]

You have cancer. You're going to die. Accept your fate.




On a lighter note, now you can pee on yourself and make it look like you got stabbed or shot and play cruel jokes on your friends.

 

[bbson john]

You have cancer. You're going to die. Accept your fate.




On a lighter note, now you can pee on yourself and make it look like you got stabbed or shot and play cruel jokes on your friends.

Stop frightening others. Reddish urine is not necessarily contain blood.

And stop learning Kleiner speech.

 

[-Psy-]

Your balls got bit by a vampire.

 

[ríomhaire]

This happens to my friend sometimes as a result of his immune system attacking his kidneys

 

[PvtRyan]

Are you sure you're a guy? How old are you?

The thing that does pee-pee with girls is not the same thing that does the bleed-bleed. Bleed-bleed comes from the hanky panky hole.

 

[Ren.182]

Get to the doctors... never take anyones advice online, they probably aren't doctors.

Your doctor knows you and he'll be able to take a sample and run tests and all that. Get to the doctors!

 

[-Psy-]

I remember when I was about 10 when I had to pee in a tiny little container. It's hard and you just end up pissing all over your hands.

 

[bbson john]

The thing that does pee-pee with girls is not the same thing that does the bleed-bleed. Bleed-bleed comes from the hanky panky hole.

And it does not come out like pee.

 

[Slacker]

I'm not going to worry until I piss again later and see if anything actually comes out. I've had kidney issues before though, so yeah, if anything it's probably that.

 

[-Psy-]

Why? Did you have kidney stones? I can't imagine the pain of getting them out D:

 

[bbson john]

Why? Did you have kidney stones? I can't imagine the pain of getting them out D:

We use ultrasound to shatter it, hurts naught.

 

[-Psy-]

Ah yes. I forgot about that...

 

[bbson john]

And it does not come out like pee.

I wonder why no one ask what bleed-bleed look likes.

 

[Slacker]

Why? Did you have kidney stones? I can't imagine the pain of getting them out D:

No, but I've had other "potential issues" regarding it. I had to get a test for a urine problem related to it. It came back negative, but yah.

 

[MTG_Maro]

We use ultrasound to shatter it, hurts naught.

I hear that they only do that if the stones are too big. gawd I'm thankful that I can change my diet before it's too late.

 

[Solaris]

It actually probably means nothing and could have a large number of minor causes that arn't to worring, however see a doctor just in case asap.

 

[The Monkey]

Don't go to a dactor, post about it at an internet message board!

 

[bbson john]

Slacker, did you hanky panky too much?

 

[CptStern]

lol it's insert catheter time! enjoy

try to find something hard to bite on when they insert it ..hurts like a mofo ...oh and watch the nurses hands ..if she's young and shaking then it's best to ask for someone else

 

[bbson john]

lol it's insert catheter time! enjoy

try to find something hard to bite on when they insert it ..hurts like a mofo ...oh and watch the nurses hands ..if she's young and shaking then it's best to ask for someone else

Indeed. Bite something in order to prevent you for biting off your tongue. And what is fatal is the whole process takes hours. Muhaha :cheese:

 

[CptStern]

nah the insertion takes a few minutes ..the procedure can take hours but the initial "OMG THAT ****ING HURTS YOU NAZI NURSE FROM HELL" only lasts a few minutes

 

[hool10]

Pfft he probably at some beets and is like, "Oh noes Prostate cancer!"

 

[bbson john]

nah the insertion takes a few minutes ..the procedure can take hours but the initial "OMG THAT ****ING HURTS YOU NAZI NURSE FROM HELL" only lasts a few minutes

I mean that thing has to stay inside your bladder and through your hanky panky organ for hours.

 

[Beerdude26]

I wonder why no one ask what bleed-bleed look likes.

Because no one wants to know that shit. :x

 

[bbson john]

Because no one wants to know that shit. :x

It's either like leaking pipe,


or cascade!

 

[Beerdude26]

It's either like leaking pipe,


or cascade!

I'm going to shoot you over the internet now.

 

[Slacker]

I wonder why no one ask what bleed-bleed look likes.

Trust me, you don't want to know.