If I ran HL2.net, things would be a little different!

[Dog--]

This thread is asking what changes would you make if you ran HL2.net.


I would make no mods, just me. I would make you able to post every 1 second, rather then 30. If you posted an intelligent answer to a question, you'd get banned, and you must make a minimum of 30 posts per day, if you don't you get raped.

Now you!

 

[Vegeta897]

I would make it a pinball machine.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Can I rape?

 

[Dog--]

Oh yea, and I'd make it so everyone on the site (except me) gets banned if there isn't atleast 1 incident per week.

 

[joule]

http://www.mtpostmore.com/summary.html

 

[Ravioli]

remove the stupid curse filter. This is the internet, if you think a certain combination of letters is going to hurt someone then i dont think you have spent enough time on the internet.

 

[Vegeta897]

http://www.mtpostmore.com/summary.html

o u

 

[Remus]

BANNED
BANNED
BANNED

Have fun running a forum without any users...

 

[Dog--]

It'd be really fun, as most people would come back and try to bad-mouth me.

Kind of like facepunch forums, but not gay.

 

[Stigmata]

I'd bring back Misc.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'd bring back Misc.

Bitch yeah.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

The site needs a Vent server
And bring back Tags and Misc

 

[Sheepo]

The site needs a Vent server
And bring back Tags and Misc

Tags are ridiculously overrated. Misc on the other hand...

 

[delusional]

First order of business would be the removal of the off topic forums.

 

[Rizzo]

Bring back misc, no filter, and no infractions for people who posted in this thread.

 

[Dalamari]

I'd get a time machine and go back to 2005

 

[Acepilotf14]

I would keep everything the same.

 

[Sheepo]

Does the filter really bother you guys? It makes so little difference...

 

[Barnz]

What ******* filter?

(User was banned for this post (Reason: used the word "*******")

 

[Krynn72]

I would do one thing, and one thing only. And Stigmata already said it.

 

[Sheepo]

I would create the actual HL2.net zombie convention

 

[delusional]

misc was overrated.

 

[Stigmata]

Misc was only overrated in Misc, and that's why it died.

I miss you buddy. You're getting dozens of replies per minute in heaven now ;(

 

[Sheepo]

Being overrated doesn't mean shit. Plenty of incredible things are overrated, but are still incredible.

 

[Rizzo]

Cover me... Im about to make another Misc, but i'll name it "misk". That way, the mods won't know the difference and i won't suffer a ban! Again...

 

[Sheepo]

Your sig should definitely have a comma. I thought I would be going to a survey that determined what percent of a bitch I am

 

[ríomhaire]

Give out lots of infractions for unreadable posts, attention whoring and chains.

 

[Escaep]

Delete politics.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Delete HL2.net from existence.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Ban everyone with a toaster related avatar tbh.

Really though probably nothing. The last time I was an admin/mod for a forum I just kind of silently deleted spam and locked threads out of nowhere. I don't like change D:

 

[Ennui]

Judging by the almost total lack of serious responses I'd say we're running it pretty well as it is if I was Tsar of HL2.net I would bring back Misc, ban anybody that posts in a way that reminds me too much of 4chan, and make supertrooper an admin.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

If I ran Hl2.net, I'd get Ennui to take over for me, cuz I would somehow F it up

 

[Vegeta897]

Spoiler

Kiss-ass

 

[Absinthe]

Bring back Rumors & Speculation. Then sticky twenty G-Man topics on the first page. Of every page. In every forum.

Then!

Sex.

 

[McGooTheWise]

If I ran hl2.net, Toaster-Chan would be a slave girl to all the guys.

Oh, wait...

 

[Absinthe]

I'd also ban toaster and every female who graces these boards. Because you guys lose all your ****ing shit around them, seriously.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Oh, damn, don't do that... It's good fun to watch.

 

[highlander]

misc. misc and more misc.

i miss you misc

 

[McGooTheWise]

Right then...

*Goes into next room to explode his head for a minute, then recuperate*

 

[ríomhaire]

I'd also ban toaster and every female who graces these boards. Because you guys lose all your ****ing shit around them, seriously.

No, they only lose their ****ing shit around the trolly ones. Shippi and Skaadi are proper members. Also, bring back bliink, by force and/or necromancy if need be.