If the pig is most like humans..

[Dog--]

Does that mean pig tastes like humans would?

I'm sitting here eating a giant piece of ham which made me think this.

If this is the case.. Humans must taste pretty frickin good, amirite?

 

[Vegeta897]

Another great thread.

I never heard of pigs being most like humans.

What about monkey? Monkeys are like nature's humans.

Sorry, I couldn't resist making a Sunny reference in this thread.

 

[Dog--]

Their organs and tissues are most like humans, that's why they use them in animal testing, you homo.

 

[Danimal]

And tattooing, right?

 

[Shyam]

I eat human, human taste good.

 

[Raziaar]

Another great thread.

I never heard of pigs being most like humans.

What about monkey? Monkeys are like nature's humans.

Sorry, I couldn't resist making a Sunny reference in this thread.

The best human analog.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

u eat human penis lol

 

[MJ12]

I always hear human tastes awful, from accounts in history anyways. I even recall hearing that as part of the reason Animals tend not to eat a whole lot of us, because we taste like piss.

 

[Dog--]

Defence mechanism? Tasting like piss helps us out in nature.

 

[Danimal]

lol @ us thinking we're in nature.

 

[Tyguy]

so screwing a pig in the ass is not considered taboo?

i'm good?

 

[lefty]

People do taste like pigs.

 

[Wanted Bob]

I always hear human tastes awful, from accounts in history anyways.

Really? I had always heard that human meat was akin to pork...

 

[kineaesth]

Do you just type up the inane things your mind spews out, OP?

That's right I said it

OP

 

[Shyam]

I think I will eat Humans to find this out. Give me 2 days guys.

 

[Warped]

camel spiders like humans, just type in Google "camel spider eating flesh" and you make feel queasy

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Do you just type up the inane things your mind spews out, OP?

That's right I said it

OP

lol hlchan. I'm sick of your ... sick of your ... FONT!

from Google:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,511775,00.html

 

[Dog--]

Do you just type up the inane things your mind spews out, OP?

That's right I said it

OP

Yes, it makes interesting conversation. ALSO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO MAKE A THREAD ON THIS IF WE FUCKING HAD MISC BACK YOU DOUCHE.

I'm also surprised no one commented on my last name in relation to the thread yet.

 

[Danimal]

You want some god damned attention, kid?

Here:

BACON LOL

 

[Dog--]

You want some god damned attention, kid?

Here:

BACON LOL

 

[Krynn72]

Humans don't taste like pigs, but cops do! HO HO!

 

[Emporius]

People who have committed cannibalism have compared its taste to pork, yes.

 

[MJ12]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E92d6ChMDdE

 

[Darkside55]

I even recall hearing that as part of the reason Animals tend not to eat a whole lot of us, because we taste like piss.

Lions are said to enjoy the taste of human.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Longpigs.

 

[AKIRA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E92d6ChMDdE

That was creepy.

 

[unozero]

Du bist was du isst.

 

[jverne]

I think I will eat Humans to find this out. Give me 2 days guys.

*SHOCKING NEWS*

Man that kidnapped local homeless people was apprehended today at his residence. All details are not yet known although the police said they were launching a full investigation. From what has been reported the victim was found dead with his penis, apparently bitten off.
It is not known why he ate only the victims genitals, but evidence gathered showed he had numerous homosexual pornographic material on his computer as well as being a devout FOX news fan.
Police also said they found in his browser history a post he made on an internet forum called Halflife2.net which clearly showed his intentions. The mentioned forum will be part of the police investigation as they believe he might have been persuaded by fellow forum members.
The perpetrator didn't resist arrest however he did not make any statement or pleaded guilty.
He is facing a minimal 14 years in prison for murder and another 7 years for exhibiting homosexual sadism.

 

[The Monkey]

I though every unusual meat tasted like chicken?

 

[Danimal]

 

[Green Floyd]

Is it wrong to want to eat humans? Who here hasn't entertained it?

inb4 japanese cannibalism

Spoiler

OH WAIT

Can't have human without Johnny Stumbler Black, it would seem.