If you could cancel 1 show...

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...what would it be? Any show, kill it dead and stop them making any more episodes. For me, defenatly The Simpsons, followed closly by Big Brother (its only redeeming factor is Russel Brand). You?
 
Most Haunted, well, Living TV as a whole as it's all they really show. SOD OFF DEREK ACORAH.
 
The Simple Life - Paris Hilton is NOT hot and Nicole Ritchie is a stupid bitch
 
reality shows, quasi-religious shows, those stupid annoying teen dramas where for some odd reason not one of the teens is fat/skinny/geeky/pimply etc ..**** it just cancel tv (leave the news and documentaries)
 
You know that show on MTV2 where the have insult contests? Yeeeah.
 
Direwolf said:
You know that show on MTV2 where the have insult contests? Yeeeah.
Haha. Yo Momma! or something. :|
 
Anything with Paul o'Grady in it ... for gods sake if I hear that little twat speak one more time i'll go jihad on his derranged ass.

WHY DO PEOPLE PAY HIM?
 
Anything involving Simon Cowell. No wait... Big Brother. No wait, anything with Jimmy Carr. No no, hang on, anything that involves isolating A-Z list celebrities...

Can't I just cancel a shitload and extend the footy season? ;(
 
DeusExMachina said:
Family Guy.
You sir *points shaky finger* can go to hell!

Well, if they were still on seasons 1-4 I would mean that. Since it's season 5 and I see nothing (except for 4-6 minutes per episode) funny anymore, I kinda agree.
 
"Love Island" that's just started over here, apparantly they had to drop the "Celebrity" bit because no one knew who the contestents were.
 
I don't really watch TV, but any reality show. Oh, and Smallville while it still has a shred of... goodness. It's just going downhill so quickly.
 
Big Brother. The show alone bothers me, but the fact theres SO DAMN MUCH OF IT on E4. ''Big Brother Live Coverage!'' then an hour later, ''Big Brother Live Coverage!'' What the hell do people see in this show? Its just watching people sit around, sometimes something really 'mad' will happen like Jon will shag Lucy and Kate will be shocked and she'll go in a huff. I don't get whats so good about it and why it deserves so much time on E4. I was skipping through the TV channels the other night, about 2 o' clock, and Big Brother was on and it was just a continuous bedroom cam showing the housemates sleeping. Whoa, thats extreme.

EDIT: By the way, those names were made up. I have no idea whose in the BB house except for that hyper guy who everyone seems to love. Fupp off, he's not funny.
 
Reality TV is awful. There's nothing reality about it....fear factor? What the hell, i would LOVE to be on that show. Jumping off helicopters onto targets in a lake? Riding bikes across bridges made between two buildings? And for 50 grand i'd eat just about anything.

I swear you aren't allowed on that show unless your scared of bugs, snakes, the dark, water, heights, high speed, falling, safety gear, 3rd world food, and air.
 
Pick any random reality/date/temptation show and I'd vouch for its removal. But more specifically aside from the obvious?

I can't stand the OC. I want to stab its creators in the throat with a fondue fork. But not even that can compare to the sugary cumbucket that is Gilmore Girls.

So there you go. Cancel Gilmore Girls.
 
Anything on G4, and the 2 gaming shows on Spike TV

All they do is try to make gaming seem cool, which it ISN'T! It's a fun hobby, I don't need shitty puns and bad gags to appreciate them more, and I also don't need an in-depth interview with the maker of Destroy all Monsters, try covering games that people care about
 
Oh, and Deal or No Deal. NO, just NO. I don't see what people see in it. The other day, as me and my mates were about to go out into the nice weather and sunny afternoon, this show comes on and they HAVE to watch it. A whole fuppin' hour of that damn show, my freinds constantly getting over-excited at what box the person opens next or whether it'll be blue or red. I honestly can't stand it. Bring back Noel Edmunds House Party. :D
 
I would probably cancel one of the "Paid Programing" channels.
 
Everything except CNN and public broadcasters, especially MTV-type things.
 
The War at Home, what a fukin waste! See my other thread, u know why
 
"america's got talent" what a horrid show. Well if that's the best we have to offer, then we really don't have talent!
 
The OC. There's not 1 ugly person in it, and they all pass their exams because they're so perfect, etc etc.
 
The OC. There's not 1 ugly person in it, and they all pass their exams because they're so perfect, etc etc.
You won't watch a show without ugly people in it? I don't want to see what kind of porn you like :P
 
I wish I lived in the OC. Then me and Seth could get intimate <3...

I MEAN....THAT...OTHER CHICK...THE GIRL...YEAH.
 
Whichever Orange County show that thinks it's reality. I don't know if it's the OC or Laguna Beach. Either that one or whatever that Cowboy Bop fagg-t show is.
 
Reality TV. The Simpsons, The Family Guy, most game shows except Jeopardy, and Saturday Night Live must end....in particular.

I only really watch CNN, MSNBC, and Comedy Central.
 
the only thing which i find exciting is Worlds Scariest Police Chases
 
Any call and win show, how do you call them in the US/UK? With mostly a bimbo type of girl and a word you have to guess which misses about 1 letter

e.g.


br*inless


Call now! and win $ 1500, oh wait... no, my producer tells me I can award $ 1750 !! isn't that amazing? You only have to make a phonecall, it's so quiet right now, I think everyone is outside, so you're probably the only one watching this * silence* what do you say? no.... I can't do that, it'll cost us money..what? oh, okay.. people, I can now offer you the incredible amount of $ 2000 dollars if you guess this word, please get me off the hook..




Er... or something to that extent.
 
Yep we get those two Cheeseman, and i think exactly the same thing, its just a huge con, they only let the money go when they get a certain number of calls to earn the money back on how much the prize is worth in the first place. They also give you lists of things to guess, of which they have 50 correct answers, but don't give away the prize until 15 people have guessed incorrectly. Students and old people up in the early hours watching it fall for it too. HATEHATEHATE!
 
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