If you had to choose a religion

[Cole]

Lets just say you had to chooise a religion. Being atheist is not a religion btw. Being agnostic wont be included either.

So what is it?
For me Buddhism. Only religion i've found that doesn't advocate violence.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

This is like one of those games where you have to choose, theorhetically, whether you would prefer to eat an eyeball or skunk vomit.

I choose Christian Atheism, the "religion" where you believe in the infallibility of christ but also believe he's the long-decayed corpse of a douchebag with no divinity or special powers and that the supernatural in general is bullshit.

Either that or Particlism, the belief that I, Mechagodzilla, exist in all physical particles, basically like those midichlorians from star wars.
If you believe in me, I guarantee that you won't fall into the centre of the earth as a result of the mass beneath your feet suddenly becoming non-physical. That's what I call results!

 

[DeusExMachina]

Deism, Unitarian Universalism, or Buddhism.

 

[bigburpco]

SCIENTOLOGY

I lied. Take that Tom Cruise.

 

[Raeven0]

Given my theoretically infinite options, I elect to worship myself.

 

[Geogaddi]

Unitarian Universalism, because you don't need to give them money to go to heaven!

 

[The Brick]

Flying spaghetti mosterism.

 

[Geogaddi]

Oh yeah, I forgot about Pastafarianism, but I thought you meant a God we don't already worship.

 

[brink's]

Darwinism

 

[Adabiviak]

The Church of the Subgenious. Salvation and you get rich!

 

[gick]

Well, I wasnt already a Pastafarian I guess I would become a Buddhist or summat.

 

[Gray Fox]

Shintoism.

 

[15357]

The Church of the Heavenly Light, where you worship the moon goddess.

 

[Snaps]

None. Screw Religion. Its pointless

 

[bliink]

Humanism, or maybe moneyism- where you worship money!

or Sovietism, because in Soviet Russia, religion worships YOU!! (oh snap!)

 

[zleppelin]

Either that or Particlism, the belief that I, Mechagodzilla, exist in all physical particles, basically like those midichlorians from star wars.
If you believe in me, I guarantee that you won't fall into the centre of the earth as a result of the mass beneath your feet suddenly becoming non-physical. That's what I call results!

I have concluded, conclusively, that Mechagodzilla is nothing but a filthy pile of... particles

 

[DaMaN]

...or maybe moneyism- where you worship money!

I thought they already had a religion like that called "capitalism" :cheese:



But seriously, as far as religions go, Pastafarian all the way.

 

[CptStern]

I'd pick the Raelians

pros:

- believe in free love, no attachments
- women are encouraged to go naked in summer
- women outnumber men 5 to 1 ..most are from france and work as strippers
- ufoland
- the leader is some guy in a jumpsuit with big shoulder pads
- believe man was placed here by aliens ..we are a genetic experiment


cons:
- crazy as loons but no less than most religions
- no drinking/smoking or hate
- ufo land
- the leader is some guy in a jumpsuit with big shoulder pads

 

[Sloth]

Stern the whole genetic experiment thing is good, better than strictly thinking that we were created from two people?

For me i'd go with either Budda or very Liberal Islam - or even better the Bahaja {spelt badly} Faith, thinks that both Jesus and Moe were both God's Sons.

 

[CptStern]

ya ...btw they're coming to visit us ..they're called the elohim and as soon as the Raelians build an embassy they'll be coming ...the only problem is that the embassy has to be in israel of all places ...good luck crazy peeples

 

[delusional]

id be a deist or zoroastrian just because it sounds cool

 

[Qonfused]

Travisism.

 

[ríomhaire]

Buddhism

 

[kirovman]

Buddhism!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I'd pick the Raelians

pros:

- ufoland
- the leader is some guy in a jumpsuit with big shoulder pads


cons:

- ufo land
- the leader is some guy in a jumpsuit with big shoulder pads

I suppose stuff like that can be rediculously funny

 

[Bob_Marley]

Jedi. Just because its a recognised religion in the UK.

 

[Que-Ever]

I'd be a mormon... oh wait!

LOL.

 

[ailevation]

Buddhism would be my way of life.

spaghetti munster.

 

[brink's]

I'd pick the Raelians

pros:

- believe in free love, no attachments
- women are encouraged to go naked in summer
- women outnumber men 5 to 1 ..most are from france and work as strippers
- ufoland
- the leader is some guy in a jumpsuit with big shoulder pads
- believe man was placed here by aliens ..we are a genetic experiment


cons:
- crazy as loons but no less than most religions
- no drinking/smoking or hate
- ufo land
- the leader is some guy in a jumpsuit with big shoulder pads

4 Canadian members, 3 dudes and one chick
YOU PROMISED ME FREE LOVE STERN!!!

 

[99.vikram]

PASTAFARIAN

The only way to go!!

 

[hari66]

I'd pick the Raelians

pros:

- believe in free love, no attachments
- women are encouraged to go naked in summer
- women outnumber men 5 to 1 ..most are from france and work as strippers

i could get used to that!

I dont think buddhists are totally nonviolent. they pick sides in srilanka and nepal.