"If you were a rich man/woman ..."

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If you won the big one, the lottery maybe, or what ever, and came into millions what would you do?

I would take off to a Pacific Island, buy a pad and chill for the rest of my natural
 
Buy a really nice flat in Edinburgh. And a good computer.

And buy every DVD off Amazon and have a huge library.
 
Buy a huge house, then some more houses all over the world, a crazy amount of sweet cars and sport bikes, travel lots, and get lots of hot bitches.
 
sell the house im in now and buy my family a mansion somewhere. then treat myself to a mclaren F1
 
Give it all to charity!

/me waits for hugs and kisses
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Give it all to charity!

* Hectic Glenn waits for hugs and kisses
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*kicks Glen in the balls and steals the money*
 
Drop out of school and buy a nice but small condo or apartment downtown and play video games all day. Hows that for selfishness.
 
spend some on crazy crap, then buy a decent computer and high speed net connection. Donate some. Transfer some into notes so that i can roll around in it.

come on people, get you priorities right!
 
I'd buy myself a nice flat in central London, get myself a few leet computers.. basically have a digital apartment :)

Buy myself a tricked out black Dodge Viper, with purple tinted headlights and purple neon underlights.
 
I would go beat the shit out of Bill Gates and taunt him with having more money than him. Then apologise and buy a Windows package from him. :(
 
xLostx said:
*kicks Glen in the balls and steals the money*
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Can't you clearly see my name has TWO N'S, i will strike you down if you do not rectify this mistake or apologise! My money will never get into your filthy hands.
 
Two chicks at the same time, man.
Seriously though, I would put it all in the bank with interest and live off that. Buy some nice stuff, go to college and work for a living. Oh and make sure none of my kids are able to spend it when I die...set up something so they only use it in emergencies...or maybe I would donate it all before I die IDK.
 
I'm so sorry Glen ;( please don't hate me!!111 I just want some of teh money! :(!
 
glenn.. may i borrow your money?

i spelt your name right :upstare:
 
KoreBolteR said:
glenn.. may i borrow your money?

i spelt your name right :upstare:
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Anything you want honey, how about lost liver with a side dish of his EYES.

In fact you dont need the money really cos you live in a fine country.
 
Feath said:
Erm, do you not have the ability to buy food now?
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Yes i do, but i would use the money to buy food to survive on.
(a large jackpot would feed me well for quite a while i presume)
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Anything you want honey, how about lost liver with a side dish of his EYES.

In fact you dont need the money really cos you live in a fine country.
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i see my self as british, same as you :cheers:

*while chinging glasses, kore pick-pockets Glenn and runs into the woods :E
 
Buy a cheesy island with a big volcano and build an evil lair.
 
hmmmmmmmm.....

if i won millions and millions of puwns, id buy a luxury tropical house in a tropical island. bring all my friends over, and chill out and travel the world. all of us. that would be awesome! :D

but im never gonna win anyway..

lemme go and check my numbers.
 
I would live off of interest, only withdrawing large sums of cash whenever needed.
 
I would also live off the interest. I would never have to work another day in my life. :D
Oh, but If I had enough money, I would invest in a small game development company, getting them to create games to my exact specifications. I might even get them to do my version of Half Life 3, except I would have to call it Full Life : The Adventures Of Goran Freedude, for copyright purposes.
 
I would nuke the cesspool that I currently live in, buy my server back, buy a hat made of 24 carrat gold,
boots made of diamond, and an entire armoury full of guns,

Then I would pick a really nice gun, with loads of cool attachments, then I would go and shoot the bastard down the street, that will teach him to steal my stuff!

(Not in that order)
 
I'd live off the interest,'d pay off my uni debts, pay off famillies mortgages etc.

If i cant do that, i'd buy me some love. <3
 
I'd live happily ever after.

And they say money can't buy happiness. Pfft.
 
I'd put it in the bank, then buy the bank with the money in the bank!
Then id get a bikini wax every day
 
I'd go to Vegas and bet it all on roulette. Black.

"Always bet on black." -Wesley Snipes in Passenger 57
 
probably train a small army of commandos to take back america! ...ummm ..yo joe?
 
Buy a decent home, pay off debt for any other cost of living (car, etc), just live my life comfortably and start a trust fund for my children.
 
WELL

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!

If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
 
Random Generic MTV Music:

If I was a Rich Girl
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl

Think what that money could bring
I'd buy everything
Clean out Vivienne Westwood
In my Galliano gown
No, wouldn't just have one hood
A Hollywood mansion if I could
Please book me first class to my fancy house in London town

All the riches baby, won't mean anything
All the riches baby, don't bring what your love can bring
All the riches baby, won't mean anything
Don't need no other baby
Your lovin' is better than gold and I know

If I was rich girl
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
I'd get me four Harajuku girls to
Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue
I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names
Love, Angel, Music, Baby
Hurry up and come and save me

All the riches baby, won't mean anything
All the riches baby, don't bring what your love can bring
All the riches baby, won't mean anything
Don't need no other baby
Your lovin' is better than gold and I know

Come together all over the world
From the hoods to Japan Harajuku girls
What? It's all love
What? Give it up
What? (shouldn't matter) What?
Come together all over the world
From the hood to Japan Harajuku girls
What? It's all the love
What? Give it up
What? (shouldn't matter)
What happened to my life? Turned up side down
Chicks dat blew ya mind, ding, it's the second round
Original track and ting
You know you can't buy these things
See Stefani and her L.A.M.B I rock the fetish people you know who I am

Yes ma'am, we got the style that's wicked
I hope you can all keep up
We climbed all the way from the bottom to the top
now we ain't gettin' nothing but love

If I was rich girl
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl

Ohnoes!
 
I'd buy the planet. Then I'd buy some really enormous explosives and blow it up.
 
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The rich version of me.
 
Buy a super computer and a custom high refreshrate 500" monitor and run every single game at 1,000,000 fps.
 
take over the world.

really.

That has been my dream since i was 4 years old.
 
First I'd pack my backpack and travel for about two years. Asia, Oceania, South America, Middle America, Afrika, etc. Basically fill up my passport to the max.

Then I'd buy a house in the center of Amsterdam with a computer room that will be the wet dream of every geek.

After that I'll just live of the interest ....
 
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