If your computer tryed to take over the world, what would you do?

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I would threaten to pull the plug from the socket(if the computer didn't send robots/killer vacumes agains me)

or, i could always share the power...... :)
 
I'd pour sprite all over it and buy an athlon 64.
 
I'd buy a Mac. Those things can't do shit!
 
what if the computer tryed to actually kill you with it's fans?
 
15357 said:
what if the computer tryed to actually kill you with it's fans?
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Fans aren't so tough!
*Shows beat-up knuckles/hands to everyone
 
Mine would be a grammar nazi bot, tried :P
 
I'd let it ... my computer is smarter than all the world leaders combined... it would rock! :D
 
It couldn't catch me because it would be so slow from its unbelievably slow processor....and just for good measure I'd get my C4 ready!
 
I would go to the local computer store and update my hardware.
 
hehe, mines so laggy atm, it would give a nuke strike against some country and get it done a year later...
 
Give it some more ram in turn i woudl become deputy and do what it wants,

New fx 55 and as much ram ias i can fit in it :P
al that calulating would mean icould heat piip a frying pan to the HSF and cook my dinner on the worlds dominating computer :)
 
Get a better pc. My current pc would pose as much of a threat to the world as the current pope would against a bunch of ninjas. :p
 
BlackDahlia said:
Get a better pc. My current pc would pose as much of a threat to the world as the current pope would against a bunch of ninjas. :p
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He could excommunicate their sorry asses! Heh.
 
Lemonking said:
I would help my PC and be his represntive
to the UN
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It's taking over the world. There would be no UN, no unity, just it

I would watch it and accept that my life has always sucked and it's always going to suck, so there's no point trying to make it better. If I asked for some power, it would probably electricute me (bit of an unintentional pun there...)
I know however hard it tried, it wouldn't succeed. G.W.Bush is just so red-button-happy, that it wouldn't last so long
 
Pffft, he would become stronger than a thousand suns only to realize that I am the true master of the universe and bow down before me.

Win.
 
Druckles said:
It's taking over the world. There would be no UN, no unity, just it

I would watch it and accept that my life has always sucked and it's always going to suck, so there's no point trying to make it better. If I asked for some power, it would probably electricute me (bit of an unintentional pun there...)
I know however hard it tried, it wouldn't succeed. G.W.Bush is just so red-button-happy, that it wouldn't last so long
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what if the computer could hack into every single computer in the world including the red buttons? like skynet or somthing in terminator3.
 
How about it can't...

It can't run Excel without crashing, never mind trying to get past 50 State-of-the-art firewalls, 20 computer-version-automatic-turrets and a 20 metre thick binary lead wall
 
Druckles said:
How about it can't...

It can't run Excel without crashing, never mind trying to get past 50 State-of-the-art firewalls, 20 computer-version-automatic-turrets and a 20 metre thick binary lead wall
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yours sucks

well, yours isn't the only one that sucks, my computer reboots when it overheats just a little bit....

so i run with case/windows open.
 
You should raise your heating level
That's the level that it resets at when it overheats
 
its at 70C....

it reboots even with the thing disabled...........
 
Turn off the power and go to sleep because if I think my computer is really planning on taking over the world I would probably be hallucinating for some mind altering substance. Or something.
 
I would deploy my nuclear arsenal onto it, to make things clear that I still rule the world and he never has a chance of overthrowing me.
 
Druckles said:
It's taking over the world. There would be no UN, no unity, just it

I would watch it and accept that my life has always sucked and it's always going to suck, so there's no point trying to make it better. If I asked for some power, it would probably electricute me (bit of an unintentional pun there...)
I know however hard it tried, it wouldn't succeed. G.W.Bush is just so red-button-happy, that it wouldn't last so long
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they would have to sigh a contract that the world belongs to my PC now :D
 
My computer would get the blue screen if it tried to pull anything like that. And overheat. Damn laptops.
 
I would tell it to fill it's C drive with bios for targets. it would become so slow it could do nothing.
*buys microphone for PC*
 
What do you mean, if, anyway? Mine's got quite far, having persuaded numerous world leaders to behave irrationally in an effort to undermine human control.

I'm actively helping the ol' machine- he'd do a much better job than us carbon based primates.

MUST... DESTROY... HUMANITY!!

..although he does inject witticisms into normal conversation from time to time. Ahem.
 
I don't have to worry about this, because I gave my computer "The Talk" a few months after it was built.
 
I have a stick of dynamite wired into my computers programming. If it tries anything funny...

I also threatened it with a shotgun before that.
 
Well, i for one would decide somthing different, fir'st i'd take out the processor, then i'd poke several holes into my brain, thewn i'd insert the processer, and ram, and everything. Hell, i dont need my computer to want to take over the world to do that, tthink i'l do it anyways.
 
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