Illinois town wants to outlaw Eye-rolling

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Next time you're in line at the grocery store and you roll your eyes at the person with two carts full of items refusing to leave the 10-items-or-fewer line, you might be in trouble with the law -- at least if you live in Elmhurst, Illinois. Officials of the Chicago suburb are looking into finding a way of putting an end to the practice by legal means.

http://consumerist.com/2010/07/illinois-town-wants-to-outlaw-eye-rolling.html

obviously people in that part of butt**** illinois HATE FREEDOM
 
How the hell would that even be enforced? I mean, what if you actually look up at something and someone happens to be in your line of sight?
 
How the hell would that even be enforced? I mean, what if you actually look up at something and someone happens to be in your line of sight?

"that's a $100 fine or a night in da box"

"oh ffs!!!"

"that's another $100 fine or a night in da box"
 
I never understood the effectiveness of the eye roll. Seems more a women thing to do, but 100% of the time it never really sends any form of messages. It is like some useless tick.
 
Anyone want to take in a very nice American gaming Manchild?? hes 26 years old, likes boobs and video games, and needs only a roof over his head with electricity and the internet. Also he can mow lawns, clean pools, do other various yard work chores, shovel snow and wash your car plus he'll even carry in your groceries
 
Damn, has America gone completely mad?

Mad? MAD? AHAuahahahahauahauahau!

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If this law were to be enforced, which would be completely absurd, I know a few people I've spoken to personally that would be in the slammer.

:rolleyes:
 
Nuuu-huuuu, don't go there girlfriend!

*moves head side-to-side*
 
united states of america,you can carry a shotgun anywhere but dont dare to roll yours eyes you hear me?*points finger whit hand holding a cigarrette,goes back to the chevrolet ltd and adjust aviator sunglasses*
 
I love when a CITY tries to do some stupid law, "AMAIREKUH, HERP DERP" appears.

I told my sister who lives in IL *not that city, thank god* about it. She couldn't stop laughing....
 
To be honest, I think that giving so much authority to local governments cause oh so much stupidity to occur. I mean, would this have been even talked about on a national, federal level? This is talked about only because the people living in a town are all retarded. Or misguided.

I find the results quite amusing nevertheless.
 
To be honest, I think that giving so much authority to local governments cause oh so much stupidity to occur. I mean, would this have been even talked about on a national, federal level? This is talked about only because the people living in a town are all retarded. Or misguided.

I find the results quite amusing nevertheless.

That's what the tiered court system is all about. Escalating the issue till the higher judicial power says the lower executive power was retarded.
 
But isn't that only for criminal/civil suits?
 
But isn't that only for criminal/civil suits?

Yes. Somebody gets arrested or fined for this, and go to court and fight it until a court agrees with them. If a court disagrees, they can appeal (if the next higher court accepts the case) all the way to the Supreme Court (9 judges so there is never a tie in deciding) which is the final court and basically their rulings set precedent on laws for the whole nation.

If a law is made but not enforced you don't really have a way to fight it. There has to be an infringement on your rights to get the law struck down (IE: a criminal arrest or civil fine has to be made)
 
To be honest, I think that giving so much authority to local governments cause oh so much stupidity to occur. I mean, would this have been even talked about on a national, federal level? This is talked about only because the people living in a town are all retarded. Or misguided.

I find the results quite amusing nevertheless.

These are the same places that hate "big government" but end up enacting laws against pornography and sexual exhibition. The real problem is that there is more or less no way to simply leave them to their own devices.
 
These are the same places that hate "big government" but end up enacting laws against pornography and sexual exhibition. The real problem is that there is more or less no way to simply leave them to their own devices.

I dunno man, Illinois and Chicago is about as big government and as leftist as it gets...

Obama was their Senator before he was President ffs
 
I dunno man, Illinois and Chicago is about as big government and as leftist as it gets...

Obama was their Senator before he was President ffs

I've lived in chicago for a few years and visited Illinois numerous times, and it never seemed that Left wing. I've known Illinois to pass some very silly laws and regulations both at a state and local level, but even for that state this law is very silly. At least this "law" is in one town.
 
Just Illinois & Chicago. They're the ones who also ban handguns and then end up with 60 shootings over one weekend. :laugh:
hmm, I wonder why? :upstare: Perhaps because those involved in these shootings are OUTLAWS?

"OUT-LAW"

Outside the law.

Which means anti-gun legislation will do diddly squat to solve gun crimes unless Very VERY strict penalties are enforced and even then that would do little to curb gun related crimes because criminals operate "outside the law". Something else needs to be done about that issue tbh because that's obviously the wrong approach.

EDIT> I wouldn't even worry about the legislation mentioned in the original post, because it's so stupid and irrational there's no chance at all of it getting passed.
 
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