Im a real american mkay!

[Lemonking]

so my Greatgrand father made a rather strange present......
a Ruger 22. Rifle:dozey:
yay to bad I live in a city.......:sniper:
I aslo counted alll other weapons in this house
2x M14
1x small police Revolver
1x Colt 45 (I think it is)
1x BB gun
1xsuper cool looking semi Automatic Sniper Rifle (dont know what its called)
1x Smith & Wesson Pistol (looks liks a M9)
1x the Rifle I got (Ruger 22.)



:sniper: :sniper:
so if any terrorists come to my house Im gonna shoot em emkay:sniper:

 

[Yuri]

Does your MOM know about this?!

 

[Vegeta897]

Thank god I don't live anywhere near you

 

[Tr0n]

I'm a real american also. Hi.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

1x Beebee gun

lol, I am not trying to be mean but its a bb gun.

The b's stand for "ball bearing". As in what it shoots.



And yeah, thats an interesting household you have there... :sniper: :monkee:

 

[Lemonking]

oh I didnt know that thx Marksmann
this is my Grandmothers house, my mom is in Germany

 

[Yuri]

oh I didnt know that thx Marksmann
this is my Grandmothers house, my mom is in Germany

Damn. :/

 

[Lemonking]

its not like Im a crook, I dont even realy like guns their just nice to look at

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

You aren't cool till you get an AR15.

 

[Lemonking]

Auto Rifels are not legal in cali
but I know that I will get a Ak47 when Im 18 (chinese model)

 

[Yuri]

but I know that I will get a Ak47 when Im 18 (chinese model)

Can I ask why you would need such a thing?

 

[Lemonking]

i like looking at it

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

i like looking at it

Thats a waste of money, you buy a shootable gun, just too look at it. Not cheap either, AK's are pretty expensive, well around here anyways.

 

[Pesmerga]

Lemonking you are perhaps the biggest loser I've ever seen.

Your methods of compensation are ridiculously exhumberant.

 

[fookhar]

America is such a sick country.

 

[Pesmerga]

America is such a sick country.

Denmark ****ing blows too.

Ah the flames ensue.

 

[Lemonking]

Lemonking you are perhaps the biggest loser I've ever seen.

Your methods of compensation are ridiculously exhumberant.

dude if you dont like me then just **** off and dont post

 

[Gargantou]

Lemonking you are perhaps the biggest loser I've ever seen.

I fully agree, and he can't even spell to "rifle"!

 

[Lemonking]

its spelled that way you schwanz

 

[Top Secret]

Do you guys even know how ****ing fun it is to shoot a fully automatic weapon? It's like wakeboarding, but better.

 

[Zeus]

What is the point in having all those guns...

 

[Gargantou]

Auto Rifels are not legal in cali

I was talking about that, specifically, I know it's spelled RIFLE; but in this case you spelled it R-I-F-E-L.
Or perhaps you suffer from dyslexia?

 

[Crushenator 500]

Lemonking you are perhaps the biggest loser I've ever seen.

Your methods of compensation are ridiculously exhumberant.

If you don't quit the flames, you're gonna get banned... very soon.

 

[Pesmerga]

Hey, it was a joke.

I'll add or next time. Me and Lemonking go way back.

 

[Lemonking]

you always say mean stuff like that

 

[DreadLord]

you always say mean stuff like that

Hence going way back.

 

[Adabiviak]

I'm a real american also. Hi.

...your avatar speaks differently.

 

[Adabiviak]

...shot an Uzi once in high school. Some, eh kids had "acquired" (long story) them for a week or so, and a friend of a friend knew them. They kept them for about a week, just shooting at stationary targets. Loud, but pretty fun.

 

[Kamikazie]

...your avatar speaks differently.

hes a real southern american...but the rednecks just stopped in alabama and georiga, never really hit florida

 

[ríomhaire]

My dad has a rifle with a scope. He clames the range is 1 mile, we shoot bottles sometimes(we live next to a river and lots of glass bottles wash up on shore)

 

[Da-Muffin-Man]

What is the point in having all those guns...

For the apocalypse, man!

P.S. After much convincing, i finaly got my dad to renew his handguns permit. Pretty soon i'm gonna buy a glock, and some 33 round mags.

 

[Kamikazie]

What is the point in having all those guns...

have you ever seen tremors?

 

[Seppo]

Are you seriously buying guns just to look at them

 

[AntiAnto]

I hate guns.

 

[Yuri]

Lemonking you are perhaps the biggest loser I've ever seen.

Your methods of compensation are ridiculously exhumberant.

Nobody likes you.

Nobody likes Gartantou either.

What is the point in having all those guns...

have you ever seen tremors?

That was the best response evar. =P

 

[ríomhaire]

have you ever seen tremors?

Oh noes, it's teh ass-blasters!

 

[jabberwock95]

Hope no-one in your household suffers from nervous tension...

A word of advice: Dont play any April Fools jokes that involve sneaking up behind anyone!


APRIL FO.. BANG!! Thud.

 

[qckbeam]

I'm a real american also. Hi.

OMG HI 2 U

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Hey Lemonking if you ever come out towards Mohave County AZ and want to go shooting sometime or such hit me up. I could pay for ammunition and such and would love to try out some of your arms xD.

 

[Lemonking]

WOW that rifle I found is sig AMt assault rifle my uncle says only a few people have it.
it has a try-pod it looks awsome when deployed also how do I hook a cell phone so I can upload pics of it?