I'm f*cking rich!

[Remus]

CLAIM/AWARD DEPARTMENT
EUROMILLIONS PRIZE RESULT
Loterias y Apuestas des Estad,
Madrid,Spain
www.euromillions.org


Ref: MCX /51456/SP
Batch: DPA/79233/SP

Attention: Winner,
We wish to bring to your knowledge about our recently concluded draw of euro millions lotterij (Loterias y Apuestas des Estad in Madrid,Spain), online Sweepstakes International program held on the 21st of June,2006 and that you are one of the FOUR LUCKY WINNERS and your email address is attached to
Serial Numbers : M034/945/171-D
Ref -No: MCX/2852306/EU
SecurityCode No : DPA/8404/04/08
Lucky numbers : 02, 04, 09, 38, 50

with lucky stars numbers 06,08 respectively which subsequently won in the 2nd category. As a result of this, you have been approved to claim a total sum of US$745,590.21 USD(SEVEN HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIVE THOUSAND,FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY,TWENTY-ONE CENT UNITED STATES DOLLARS) in cash credited to security-file numbers- NL235DMX/DPA from a total Cash of $58million United States Dollars.

Be informed that all participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web-sites through computerized ballot system drawn from over 85,000 individuals and corporate bodies that are listed online. No tickets were sold.This promotion takes place weekly and it is sponsor by Micro-soft,Dell,Grundig Electronics,Acer, Shells, Infosys,Imtech,Total, Gericom etc to mention but a few and the sole purpose of this program is to encourage computer globalization.
After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of the lucky
winners in the 2nd Category and your prize award has been insured with your e-mail
address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements,statutory obligations,
verifications,validations and satisfactory report. Please note that your lucky winning numbers falls within our European booklet representative office as indicated in this notification.
In view of this, your winning sum of US$745,590.21 USD(SEVEN HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIVE THOUSAND,FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY,TWENTY-ONE CENT UNITED STATES DOLLARS )would be released to you by our payment/representatives in your preferred mode of payment. Please,to file in for your claim,contact our Claim Agents:
Dr Gills Wiltord of
DPA/MCX CONSULTANCY AGENCY.
Reply-Email: [email protected]
Alternative Reply-Email: [email protected]
Telephone: +31-623-997-527
Please,remember that all winnings must be claimed within 15 days prior to the receipt of thisnotification and after this period all unclaimed fund will be declared null and void.
Please, remember to furnish our claim agents with the following winning/claim requirements:
1. Full Names & Address
2. Sex
3. Age
4. Tel/Fax Numbers.
5. occupation.
Due to mix-up, you are advise to quote your reference and Batch numbers in all correspondence as this will avoid delay and complications in the processing of your winning. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your winning fund is remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.This is important as a case of double claim will not be tolerated. Also staff and members of an affiliated agencies are not eligible to participate in this program. Please be warned.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs Ann Winwijk.
Alternative Reply-Email: [email protected]

I'm rich bitches ! No not really but it was a good laugh though. I laughed my ass off when after reading this letter notifying me that I've won I looked in my inbox and I noticed that I got another one saying that I've won an even larger sum:E .

 

[The Brick]

I'm rich bitches ! No not really but it was a good laugh though. I laughed my ass off when after reading this letter notifying me that I've won I looked in my inbox and I noticed that I got another one saying that I've won an even larger sum:E .

Perhaps you really did







GIMMEH MONEY NOW

 

[kirovman]

Yeah, you're the first person to get junk mail!

 

[The Brick]

I just get boring spam

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Reply-To: Wislaw Winberg <[email protected]>
To: ************@gmail.com

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The random messages at the end can can be non-boring though.

over the low wall, bent and looked. Eyebrows even higher now.
How did you do that? On this side there is a circle-cross sign
stamped into each brick.

 

[Remus]

Yeah, you're the first person to get junk mail!

dun dun dun dunnn!!

OK I don't have 700,000 dolars but I've got 700,000 lei:E (20 dolars)

 

[kirovman]

Oh, you are rich!

Sechs?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I never strike lucky with winning money spam emails, i'm usually granted with penis pumping action with 82% off viagra from greasy tatooed balding pervert living in a squat. I know a bargain when i see one.

 

[Dan]

This was the random message below a picture advertising some crappy stock:

Im just a plain ordinary citizen ofSachem Falls, N. Im not going to bed at any nine oclockand Im not going to eat any prunes, I told em. I get along all right with my own family . Not but what I could take the five bucks too, ifyou insist! But hes got a nicethree-coat finish, and I kind of like him. The gifts were also a give-away ofthe donors.
Sara has been telling me about your two-story trailer, saidEugene to him.
It seemed to Fred equally pertinent and impertinent. Thats all right with me, if it is with you. Howard was jarred out of his adoration by Mr. Remember how you werescared to go swimming in the crick? Enos was shouting, Well, well, its fat little Freddie Cornplow,the old thief! Dyou think Id be so crazy to have THEM make this shop a hangout? Im just a plain ordinary citizen ofSachem Falls, N. He grumbled, Afraidyour father didnt care much for my trick trailers, MissStaybridge.
In the heart of Fred, sitting motionless, there was considerablyless cheer.
But heres something even strangerthan that. Gene was calm, and Genes smile wastender.
Hazel was bland and forgiving, but then, Sara sniffed, Hazel wasstill afraid of servants.
Thats probably the best place to meet him. It seemed to Fred equally pertinent and impertinent.
Howard was jarred out of his adoration by Mr.
Naturally, if he thought he could sell you a car! Dont itbeat the Dutch how unsympathetic all fathers are!
He was neither dirty-necked nor bellowing, nor had he any especial tropism forsoapboxes. Lenin,have hitherto failed to achieve this.
Eugene was telling Fred about the Youth Movement.
Sara purred, Father, Mother, this is Eugene Silga of the WorkersInternational Cohesion. So his descendants were able to become college founders,cabinet members, and Putnam Staybridges. There was only the chassis, without fendersand with the driver on a greasy wooden box. Dyou think Id be so crazy to have THEM make this shop a hangout?

 

[TheDan]

I get Zero spam

 

[CyberPitz]

I remember this email of someone trying to get me to put in some money for some foreign government then when they got on their feet, i'd get over a million dollars

so I talked to him for 2 months, constantly trying to convince him that I would do it...ahh, wasting his time was fun.

 

[lePobz]

I'm rich. I'm not wealthy, but i've got a hawt ass. Money can't buy an ass this hawt.

 

[Unfocused]

Why do they usually attach random text at the end?

 

[lePobz]

Random text gets past a few junk mail filters that pick up on unique emails. Random text = not unique.

 

[Vegeta897]

Random text gets past a few junk mail filters that pick up on unique emails. Random text = not unique.

Err, don't you mean non-unique?

 

[eraser]

Err, don't you mean non-unique?

Well they're looking for shit like Viagra, Penisbiggerpillsinc, and erectile dysfunction. I buy them all.

Random text would throw it off into thinking it's a real message.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Well they're looking for shit like Viagra, Penisbiggerpillsinc, and erectile dysfunction. I buy them all.

Random text would throw it off into thinking it's a real message.

Precisely! I don't think Vegeta understands

 

[Vegeta897]

Uhh, no, something is wrong here.

Pobz said "Random text = not unique."

That doesn't make any sense. Random text IS unique, it's random and unlike anything else. That's what unique means. A spam blocker is looking for ads that are always the same, such as viagra and shit, which are NOT unique. So as opposed to what Pobz said, spam blockers block NON unique emails like the vaigra ones. Randomly generated ones get by because they are UNIQUE with the random text.

Edit: I just talked with soad and he realises the same thing I did which is that Pobz said it wrong, and as for YOU Glenn, it must be obvious that you didn't think this through for yourself and instead tried to just agree with whatever side was against me because you are EVIL!!112

 

[eraser]

Uhh, no, something is wrong here.

Pobz said "Random text = not unique."

That doesn't make any sense. Random text IS unique, it's random and unlike anything else. That's what unique means. A spam blocker is looking for ads that are always the same, such as viagra and shit, which are NOT unique. So as opposed to what Pobz said, spam blockers block NON unique emails like the vaigra ones. Randomly generated ones get by because they are UNIQUE with the random text.

Edit: I just talked with soad and he realises the same thing I did which is that Pobz said it wrong, and as for YOU Glenn, it must be obvious that you didn't think this through for yourself and instead tried to just agree with whatever side was against me because you are EVIL!!112

He might have worded it wrong, but what I said still stands true. I'll defend it to the death, you'll never win!

 

[Vegeta897]

He might have worded it wrong, but what I said still stands true. I'll defend it to the death, you'll never win!

I know what you said is right... But you started your post with "no," (in a sense) to me and I was like WTF LZOL!?

 

[hungryduck]

I remember this email of someone trying to get me to put in some money for some foreign government then when they got on their feet, i'd get over a million dollars

so I talked to him for 2 months, constantly trying to convince him that I would do it...ahh, wasting his time was fun.

hah, thats awesome.....was it a nigerian email scam thing?