Im finally here

[CancerOfYourSoul]

This calls for a Sexy party!

Anyways. I Generally don't make someone good for introductions so Ill make it as simple as possible.

-My name is Chase, Or CancerOfSoul. Whatever makes you feel cozy.
-Im wack, but I know youll love me.
-Guess what.. I already love you..
-Thats how wack I am.

 

[Vegeta897]

As far as first posts go, this is pretty good.

Though that means nothing.

At hl2.net first impressions are meaningless. You must stick around the offtopic forums and fit in well if you wish to be a good member.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Oh, I can see you're going to fit right in here.

 

[Vegeta897]

Don't contradict me in front of the kids.

 

[CancerOfYourSoul]

Way to get my post cherry popped just to undergo an argument. Yum. This place is going to be awesome.

 

[Krynn72]

We already have a member named Chase, and hes way cooler. I'm sorry, you'll have to leave now.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Isn't Willie's name Chase?

Oh, and Chase, welcome to our little corner of the internet.

It's safer here.

 

[Barnz]

We already have a member named Chase, and hes way cooler. I'm sorry, you'll have to leave now.

Before you go, give me the water chip.

 

[CancerOfYourSoul]

Way to refer my name as a douchebag. They must be a very proud friend.

 

[Krynn72]

Yes, Willie is Chase. Official Hl2.net rules state that there can only be one member with the same first name on these forums at a time, so one of them has to leave. Obviously Willie must stay.

EDIT: How did I refer to your name as a douchebag? Thats not even grammatically possible.

 

[CancerOfYourSoul]

You said my name, but in a douchebag sense. Thats not very prominent to the other Chase.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

QUICK! Change your name to douchebag!

I actually refered this guy to our forums.

 

[Vegeta897]

Chill out man, smoke a J.

 

[Krynn72]

Smoke a J.

 

[CancerOfYourSoul]

Give me a J.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Woah man, that's a total lie and you know it. Everyone here is either named Dave or Christopher.

Especially Dave Christopher.

Oh, and Christopher Dave. Cool guys.

 

[losttheskyagain]

Vegeta and I have the same name, and I know I'm going to pull the shorter straw there...

Welcome. Your confidence in winning our love is poorly founded, but it's okay.

 

[CancerOfYourSoul]

Vegeta and I have the same name, and I know I'm going to pull the shorter straw there...

Welcome. Your confidence in winning our love is poorly founded, but it's okay.

Not confidence. Assurance. Especailly when I shower this place with cookies.

 

[Vegeta897]

Vegeta and I have the same name, and I know I'm going to pull the shorter straw there...

And if we had gotten married that one time, we'd have EXACTLY the same name.

 

[Krynn72]

Whats your name again Dave?

 

[Vegeta897]

Dave Christopher.

But my friends call me Devin.

 

[Krynn72]

Thats why I was confused. I could have sworn your name was not actually Dave (even though it actually is). Am I allowed to call you Devin?

 

[Eejit]

Hrmm first posts like that give me a bad impression. Trying too hard.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Call him Dev, but I generally refer him to 'the stealer of my birthday thunder'.

Welcome Chase, welcome to halflife2.net. It's safer here. (p.s. I prefer Cameron, Chase was a bit of an arse licker)

 

[Vegeta897]

Hey man, he's European, go easy.

 

[CancerOfYourSoul]

A sexy party is trying too hard? Then what exactly is taking it easy?

 

[Krynn72]

Hrmm first posts like that give me a bad impression. Trying too hard.

This was my first post:

my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I forgot what my first post was.

Wait. Didn't we have a thread like that once upon a time ago? Someone do some thread necromancy.

 

[Vegeta897]

Krynn if I had to write the definition of "rendition", I would cite that post as a prime example.

 

[Tyro]

haha great first thread

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Yeah, but now he can do any kind of surgery or medical procedure known to man, as well as a few that haven't even been invented yet. And his hair is certainly the prettiest.

Lets just be honest, I've got a soft spot for Cameron, you've got a soft spot for Chase. We're shallow and pathetic people trying to rationalise our preference.

 

[Eejit]

A sexy party is trying too hard? Then what exactly is taking it easy?

Yeah, plus making an entire thread to introduce yourself as "finally here".
Taking it easy would be making your first post in an existing thread.
/shrug

 

[Vegeta897]

Well I'm a fan of the mock-arrogant angle so I found the thread title amusing.

 

[Eejit]

Mock-arrogant can be ok, I just don't think it works as an intro.

 

[Ennui]

Call him Dev, but I generally refer him to 'the stealer of my birthday thunder'.

Welcome Chase, welcome to halflife2.net. It's safer here. (p.s. I prefer Cameron, Chase was a bit of an arse licker)

Chase was amusing though. You're just picking Cameron because she has wonderful boobs. Which is also the reason I prefer her over Chase.

 

[CancerOfYourSoul]

To be honest I'm not a huge fan of Chase. I prefer Thirteen to both of them.

Thirteen is annoying.

She has more problems that the patient themselves most of the time.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Family Guy sucks.

 

[CancerOfYourSoul]

Nice to meet you too.

 

[ríomhaire]

We've been waiting for you Chase, in the test chamberrrr.

 

[Vegeta897]

Nice to meet you too.

AcePilot is my partner in thought-crime.