Im freaked out!

[h00dlum]

When i woke up this morning i felt something in my throat. Its a big slimey thing and it creeps me out big time. At first i thought i swallowed something last night when i was out drinking, its hurts real bad and it moves too..my mom says its Tonsillitis..well i have to go to the doctor on monday...

 

[The Dark Elf]

thats what happens when you fall asleep in the garden, you swallow slugs.

 

[Maxi]

I suggest drinking so that you remember. It's more fun that way. Or sometimes it's not.

 

[Korgoth]

well uh.... good luck with that. Gargle some hot salt water, it might help.

 

[M1RAG3]

Wow, I had to have a tonsillectomy also, you are in for a FUNNNNNN trip. Seroiusly, I wish you the best, and I know how bad that sucks. Best wishes.

 

[h00dlum]

Wow, I had to have a tonsillectomy also, you are in for a FUNNNNNN trip. Seroiusly, I wish you the best, and I know how bad that sucks. Best wishes.

ok im really sick right now. And to make things worse i have a hangover, im hungry but cant eat cuz of the pain in my throat and now i got fever too...ahh this sucks

 

[dawdler]

When i woke up this morning i felt something in my throat. Its a big slimey thing and it creeps me out big time. At first i thought i swallowed something last night when i was out drinking, its hurts real bad and it moves too..my mom says its Tonsillitis..well i have to go to the doctor on monday...

Maybe you just didnt notice you had a tongue before?
Personally I got cold. Its amazing how much snot a nose can produce... I mean its like a factory in there! Trust me when I say, you do not want to be close when I sneeze.

 

[Dedalus]

have you tried making yourself throw up? or tried taking a laxative? cleaning out your system usually helps.

 

[ailevation]

:thumbs: It's a tapeworm.

 

[PvtRyan]

Can you still talk right?

If not, I think you've swallowed your tongue

But best wishes mate hehe

 

[The Mullinator]

OMG ITS A BABY ALIEN!

Seriously though good luck to you and just keep telling yourself that it is only temporary and you will get better.

 

[The Dark Elf]

It's possible while asleep he bit his tongue, hard. And its swelled up and gone numb.

The mouth is weird like that, little things feel really big in the mouth and if anyone makes any smutty comments about that I will personally drown you

 

[nofx]

It sucks having foreign bodies in your cavities Ive had a roach in my ear before by no means is this fun having stuff like this in you. I feel sorry for this guy I bet he feels helpless ;/

 

[h00dlum]

well its getting a little better now..it was just swollen...no alien or such.. and the fever is gone too..

 

[Baal]

That's what the alien is making you think...

Sounds like a case of Men in Black...Are there any smoking craters outside your house?

 

[Alec_85]

Try drinking some acid. Might kill it (I'm not sure you are talking about somethin that lives ). Or drink more booze. I doubt insects like alcohol. The liqour/stomach acid should kill it fast.

Or make your stomach acid come up. Yuck. Anyway good luck with whatever this is. Doesn't sound like fun at all ;(

Edit: The "Try drinking some acid." part is obviously a joke. Acid is bad for you

The mouth is weird like that, little things feel really big in the mouth and if anyone makes any smutty comments about that I will personally drown you

LOL, You Sir, Are hereby Sigged! :E

 

[NJD2003]

The mouth is weird like that, little things feel really big in the mouth

I'm guessing experience taught you this.

 

[FoB_Ed]

Try drinking some acid. Might kill it

Who the hell would be stupid enough to drink acid?

 

[Alec_85]

Who the hell would be stupid enough to drink acid?

Don't ask me. Not all acids are super-dangerous. It was a joke too if you READ the edit

Oh and your sig is one line too big

 

[The Dark Elf]

Fob_ed, 4 lines max, since im pretty sure I'd told you before I edited it for you, don't go over 4 lines again.

 

[dawdler]

Who the hell would be stupid enough to drink acid?

People drink coke everyday, its roughly the same thing.

 

[nofx]

If you study some Biology/Chemical matter anything with a PH Balance under 7 is considered acid. Heres just a sample of what that includes, Coffee, Tomatoes, Soft Drinks. So gg

 

[Bio]

lol, thats ****ed up dude...

 

[dawdler]

If you study some Biology/Chemical matter anything with a PH Balance under 7 is considered acid. Heres just a sample of what that includes, Coffee, Tomatoes, Soft Drinks. So gg

You dont even need to go that far.

Just lick your arms (or someone elses... arms...), the skin has a PH of 4.5-6.

 

[bud7miker]

Did you know that you will swallow atleast eight spiders in your sleep in your life time.

 

[Bio]

Mabye it will eat its way out of you chest

 

[dawdler]

Mabye it will eat its way out of you chest

Usually they come out more to the south.

 

[Hazar]

You prolly swallowed a leech.

 

[h00dlum]

im pretty much okay now...no acid required...

 

[Triggerhappy41]

you had a roach in your ear? that sucks!

 

[nofx]

Hah were straying off topic but ya... im glad you feel better h00dlum. next time goto the ER