I'm malicious.

[xcellerate]

So my roommate is technically challenged, and came to school with no computer. We'll i have my computer here and i play my music. He's black and likes rap, and i do have a few rap songs. However, i don't play them because if i play songs he knows he sings along. Sometimes i'll be playing songs he doesn’t know, and then he'll start singing (loudly) some other song he does know. We'll, this weekend i come back to the dorm to find he bought a computer...and he has 1 cd. Some rap mix he made. And he has been playing it all day. I asked him to put headphones on, or turn it down, or i'd just turn on the TV and hope he would get the message. None worked.

Now he’s on the phone with the 1 girl who actually talks to him, but they aren't talking. No, of course not that would be silly. He has been listening to his single cd and singing all the songs to her. She's not even his girlfriend, just some girl who he most likely is stalking.

So now, tomorrow when he's at class, i am going to take his cd, scrap it across our dirty, tiled floor, and then reinsert it into his laptop. Then take his 14 mp3's open them in notepad and replace all the info with 'the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.'

On a side note, the entire time i have been writing this he has not said a single word to this girl, outside of the song lyrics.

 

[Raziaar]

Careful. He'll bust a cap in yo ass.

The rap tells him to.

 

[Lemonking]

lol my dad had a black friend when I was like 6-7 now he,s in jail for burning down his house^^ but before that my dad converted him to listen to metal
Rush, Iron Maiden etc he was a nice guy but he was always stoned when I met him back then I thought he was being funny now I know he was stoned

try that but dont let him burn his house down



edit: LOL Raziaar

 

[Ikerous]

They have colleges in Alabama!?! Since when :O

Seriously though, break the cd, but then throw it away so he doesn't find out
The mp3 idea should confuse the hell out of him XD
To be a fly on the wall...

 

[ailevation]

Go ahead mess with his music, just don't mess with the weed!

 

[xLostx]

you are malicious spyware

 

[Nat Turner]

Punch him in the face, teach him some respect, make him stop singing.

Violence is the best way to really drill your intentions into someone.

edit:

or stick random bytes into his mp3 files by opening them up in notepad. Tell him he should've installed Norton.

 

[Ikerous]

or stick random bytes into his mp3 files by opening them up in notepad. Tell him he should've installed Norton.

Thats what he said he was gunna do...

 

[Nat Turner]

Thats what he said he was gunna do...

Oh yeah, I see now. I tend to skim long stuff.

 

[Ikerous]

Oh yeah, I see now. I tend to skim long stuff.

Me too

 

[Ames]

I'm malicious,
Malnutricious.
Absolutely,
Fed to fishes.

 

[BF2slut]

So you're gonna **** with his CD because you don't like the genre?

 

[Ikerous]

So you're gonna **** with his CD because you don't like the genre?

"And he has been playing it all day. I asked him to put headphones on, or turn it down, or i'd just turn on the TV and hope he would get the message. None worked."

Id imagine him constantly singing along would get annoying too

 

[BF2slut]

"And he has been playing it all day. I asked him to put headphones on, or turn it down, or i'd just turn on the TV and hope he would get the message. None worked."

Id imagine him constantly singing along would get annoying too

Difference in cultures.. I hate white and black things. It's to bad everybody isn't the same color.

 

[Raziaar]

Difference in cultures.. I hate white and black things. It's to bad everybody isn't the same color.

RED! <BAM!>

 

[Lemonking]

I know I might affend some people but...its not about color its about the mind set some people have.

 

[Jintor]

I.E. repeatedly playing Rap really loudly. Heck, even I get tired of my music if i play it for longer than an hour.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Racist!

 

[Dekstar]

Just replace all his Mp3's with different songs - but keep them the same name as his rap ones.
Tell him God did it...

 

[jondy]

Racist!

lawls

 

[Harryz]

In this thread, I get the bullshit-o-meter out.


You win.

 

[xcellerate]

So the cd has been scratched, and the files have been edited. He was real confused, and then he asked me for help, and i just told him that i didn't know. So then he came to the conclusion that it was because his anti-virus was out of date and he probably got some virus, because apparently his sister had the same thing happen to her before.

Man, i really with i had a microphone so i could record what he sounds like. I swear it's like a junior high school girl crossed with a banshee crossed with a dumbass. In high pitched, shrieking, he'll scream into the phone, "oh my gawhd!...hissing noises...oh my! oh my goaawd!!....*slaps legs and hisses*...SHRIEEEEEEEK....:slapping continues as he rolls around on bed:...ahhhhhh.."

wtf?

 

[Sulkdodds]

You are living with famed Shitty Roommate, Jed.