Image Dump VI (POST YOUR RANDOM IMAGES HERE)

[DEATHMASTER]

I want orange.

edit: please

 

[Sheepo]

Hokey you should try suicide flavor.

 

[mchammer75040]

I don't like you guys. Krynn is okay. I'm going to go get a popsicle. Anyone want one? They're the cheap ones you get a Krogers. They have like 10 different flavors. Speak now.

Also, I'm Garey Busey. I'm over-assertive in situations that don't call for it.

Mother****er look at my avatar I've had since forever and say that shit again. Also all of you got the whole busey shtick from me.

 

[V-Man339]

Oh geeze, what've I done.
http://alexcapriole.***********/images/SA/buseyhulkcomic.jpg

*edit*
why is tripod dot com censored?

edit edit*

 

[Krynn72]

Krynn is ok.

 

[Danimal]

Danimal is le tired.

Though I do not have the magical ability to show you in .jpeg format.

 

[Seppo]

Krynn is ok.

why u say this

 

[NeptuneUK]

 

[Raziaar]

Probably old, and not particularly funny... but oh well. All my contributions suck anyway.

It's basically just me looking at this guy's flickr page.. he has lots of great artwork on there. http://www.flickr.com/photos/bar-art/

Dad, did dinosaurs really exist?
Sure they did, son. The Bible says so. They didn't call them "dinosaurs" back then, but instead they were known as "leviathans" or "behemoths".
But, my science teacher says dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. Is that true?
Of course not, son.
Then how old are they?
Well, let's see. The Bible tells us [from Adam and Eve's family tree] that the Universe is only a few thousand years old. So dinosaurs had to have lived within the past few thousand years. That's simple logic, son.
Oh. So that means they were on Noah's Ark?
Absolutely! The Bible says two of every animal were brought [by God] to the ark. Dinosaurs were animals. So, using your logic again son, dinosaurs had to be on the ark.
Huh. So how come scientists say they're older than that? and died way before Jesus?
Well, son, they just make that up. Dinosaur bones don't have labels on them to tell how old they are. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist saw dinosaurs die-
Dad!
No I'm serious. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view.
That's sad. But I thought scientists were smart?
Sure, but they don't know everything. So they have to make stuff up to fit their beliefs. While you and I, we have the facts, straight from the Bible.
I don't want to be a scientist!
Ha! That's ok, son. It's better to be right, than smart. C'mon, wanna learn how to flip burgers like your Dad?
Yeah!

Jesus Christ
Positives: Impressive stamina. Historically known for taking a beating, staying on his feet. Has history of miraculous resurrection.
Negatives: Invented Pacifism. Dangerous habit of turning the other cheek.

Charles Darwin
Positives: Invented Natural Selection. Understands what's at stake with "Survival of the Fittest".
Negatives: Theology student, nearly became an Anglican parson. Mixed feelings punching his Lord's Only Son and Savior in the face.

Inspired by the Creation Museum that opened deep in the craw of Kentucky this month. Proudly displays dinosaurs mingling with Adam and Eve, less than 6000 years ago. Noah had some on the ark, but apparently they sinned once they got here.

From:
Bruce Chartwood
NEdesign Concepts

To:
Arnie Stronghold
FoxNews Marketing

Subj: Obama Campaign

Here's the latest iteration on the Obama poster campaign [see attached]. I think we're getting close. From the notes of our last meeting, you can see I've made the horns bigger, and added the worm-succubi coming out of his hands. I know we discussed having Obama feeding on a screaming infant, but I had to leave that out. We received an email from your legal dept (you should have been cc'd) explaining that child eating would be a problem for standards and practices. If you want to go over that with them, fine, but as it stands I had to go with no mutilations, and no blood. I know that was one of the original design requirements, but I really feel the final artwork still conveys the fair and balanced view of President Obama that you're looking for. Sometimes subtle is better.

Let me know how you would like to proceed.

Sincerely,
Bruce
Sr. Artist

 

[MJ12]

His stuff is awesome.

On another note..

 

[Sheepo]

I wanna make avatars out of this page.

 

[Shakermaker]

Great find Raziaar. And good idea Sheepo.

 

[Raziaar]

Oooh, now that's a saucy wench!

Man... I just love this guy's work. It's so fantastic.

 

[V-Man339]

*edit*
Wait, crud, I think some of these are reposts.
Ah well, admire.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Most were, but **** it. it's still a good post.

 

[L3N!N]

 

[Lizardizzle]

this ad was just below the page. Thought it was silly.

 

[V-Man339]

Most were, but **** it. it's still a good post.

Duely noted.

Yes, this is true for me.

(bathroom story) This is probably a repost, but it is still so ****ing awesome.

Yes, I've been working off of a "list" for a bit, and I've finally reached the new shit. :farmer:

I think I'll top this off with a heartwarming one, and a couple of epics.

To those who would think of making more posts without pictures:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

 

[Dog--]

Now go in for the kill.

 

[mchammer75040]

 

[Danimal]

To those who would think of making more posts without pictures:

Would you rather me just make a bunch of ****ing reposts?

 

[Darkside55]

Dude, V-Man, do you hit absolutely every board on 4chan? I see /b/, /co/, /k/, /v/...oh hay I was in that red dragon screencap.

The original:

Edits:

 

[V-Man339]

The better question is, my dear delusional dark side, what board do I not hit?
Personally I'd hit /d/ if chosen, but that's out of this thread's ruleset.

Where did you get those edits btw?

 

[Darkside55]

Where did you get those edits btw?

/co/.

Personally I'd hit /d/ if chosen, but that's out of this thread's ruleset.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

 

[Darkside55]

vidya tears

Don't know if he ever ended up getting the machine. I never saw him post again and he was too proud to ask /v/ for donation monies.

 

[V-Man339]

I'm going to be depressed for a while now.

Back to Darkseid's matter;

(Fan of Daft Punk)

Not work safe background.

Could we stop being so sad now?

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

No, we can't stop being sad now...I'm currently in a baw thread

 

[Danimal]

No.

It is time to lose our minds.

 

[Darkside55]

This shit just happened. Like, just now.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

What a pretty random situation for that guy

 

[V-Man339]

Yes Dark, even Waka.


By the way, does anyone mind explaining this girugamesh shit to me?
(If you don't know what I am speaking of, better for you)

 

[Danimal]

Vegeta would know.

 

[Viperidae]

Vegeta doesn't browse 4chan.

 

[Vegeta897]

And don't you forget it.

 

[Danimal]

It seems like the weird border-pedo shit you'd be into, though.

 

[Vegeta897]

4chan is not a comparatively good source for that stuff at all.

 

[Danimal]

True. It's chicks with dicks.

All that kind of anime crap.

 

[Darkside55]

By the way, does anyone mind explaining this girugamesh shit to me?
(If you don't know what I am speaking of, better for you)

Started in /a/, I believe. /v/ took it from there. Basically it's a viral for some stupid convention. Girugamesh is the name of some Japanese band that's going to be headlining there.

Goddamned /a/.