In Soviet Russia, Sheep rape YOU

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it doesnt sound as good when the country is Turkey

A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face

http://english.pravda***/img/idb/lamb200.jpg

KILL IT WITH FIRE THEN **** IT IN THE ASS

http://english.pravda***/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0
 
hahaha, holy shit...

i would have f10'd on life if i delivered that thing
 
I just had lamb for dinner and I think I just threw it all up into my mouth.

That is ****ing grim.
 
i bet it had a human face and a 401k, reg...
 
kind of like the i-robot? eh?

irobot-glance.jpg
 
You guys know that Pravda is a hoax paper.

it's a tabloid

There is an unaffiliated Internet-based newspaper, Pravda Online (www.Pravda***) run by former Pravda newspaper employees...

Over 90% of the journalists who had been working for Pravda until 1991 quit their jobs. They established their own version of the newspaper, which was later shut down under government pressure. These same journalists, led by former Pravda editors Vadim Gorshenin and Viktor Linnik in January 1999, launched Pravda Online, the first web-based newspaper in the Russian language; English, Italian and Portuguese versions are also available.

The new Pravda newspaper and Pravda Online are not related in any way, although the journalists of both publications are still in touch with each other. The paper Pravda tends to analyze events from a leftist point of view, while the web-based, tabloid-style newspaper often takes a nationalist and sensationalist approach.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda_Online#The_post-Soviet_period
 
Pravda isn't a hoax paper. It was the official paper of the soviet union, lenin used to write for it. AFAIK it's online only now though.
 
Looks like the Kiwis suffer like us welsh when it comes to sheep jokes.. lol
 
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