In the Name of the King trailer: a Uwe Boll masterpiece

[CptStern]

stupidest movie title ever:

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Seige Tale


trailer:

http://www.fantasticfilmsinternational.com/new_detailed.html#


only watched brief clips with the sound turned off ..but even from that I can tell crap when I see it ...oh and this movie is part 1 of 2 ...yes Boll said his 3 hour movie had to be split in two ...dear god why?

 

[Kamikazie]

jesus christ...NOT DUNGEON SIEGE! could somebody PLEASE kill this guy before he does Hl2...

 

[Sulkdodds]

That is the worst title ever.

At least he didn't get his mitts on Planescape. And hey, with source material like this, everybody can and will see that Boll is entirely to blame for the result.

 

[CrazyHarij]

sounds like a true blockbuster

 

[Vegeta897]

Don't the developers of the games have to agree to him making a movie out of it? Why do they let him? Or am I missing something?

 

[CrazyHarij]

Don't the developers of the games have to agree to him making a movie out of it? Why do they let him? Or am I missing something?

The developers are sellouts, he can do whatever the **** he wants with the license as long as he pays for it.

 

[Vegeta897]

The developers are sellouts, he can do whatever the **** he wants with the license as long as he pays for it.

Valve wouldn't do that, right?

 

[bryanf445]

oh son of a bitch, i hate this guy... now is he doing the halo film also?

 

[DeusExMachina]

Valve wouldn't do that, right?

Probably not, but who knows.

 

[MiccyNarc]

oh son of a bitch, i hate this guy... now is he doing the halo film also?

Peter Jackson is producing Halo, I don't know who is directing it, but it's not, I repeat, NOT Uwe Boll.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Half-Life is safe from his clutches. Valve are not nearly that stupid.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Anybody else read the title and think of the Burger King guy?

-Angry Lawyer

 

[CyberPitz]

Anybody else read the title and think of the Burger King guy?

-Angry Lawyer

That was the FIRST thing I thought

 

[SpArKs]

Anybody else read the title and think of the Burger King guy?

-Angry Lawyer

Well it did make me hungry....

Crap title name! Whats this guy thinking?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

*does a deep, creepy, Burger King voice*

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Asknoone]

Good god.

 

[StardogChampion]

Did anyone even buy Dungeon Siege 2? I think this movie will bomb.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Just as "Lord of the Rings" transported us to another world and time, IN THE NAME OF THE KING will lift your heart, mind and spirit.

bahaha

 

[Llama]

It looks crap. Just like AITD, Bloodrayne and HOTD

 

[ríomhaire]

*does a deep, creepy, Burger King voice*

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

-Angry Lawyer

That's from a burger king ad!?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

You haven't seen that one?

-Angry Lawyer

 

[ríomhaire]

You haven't seen that one?

-Angry Lawyer

No, and I asked WTF that thing was about 3 times but no one was listening. Why is there a King in a fast food ad going WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I'll try and find a photo. Bare with me.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[ríomhaire]

I'll try and find a photo. Bare with me.

-Angry Lawyer

I have seen it. But what is the story with the rest of the ad. No vids mind you, 56k.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

The King molests the guy.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[DEATH eVADER]

jesus christ...NOT DUNGEON SIEGE! could somebody PLEASE kill this guy before he does Hl2...

He would have to do HL1 before HL2, and I don't even think he will be able to get that license, Valve would hire bodyguards to keep him away from the office :cheers:

 

[OvA]

The King molests the guy.

-Angry Lawyer

*Breaks into song*


OOOOONNLLY IN AMERICA!!!

 

[oldagerocker]

I'm just waiting for someone to photoshop the dvd cover/poster to include the Real King

 

[Greatgat]

I'm just waiting for someone to photoshop the dvd cover/poster to include the Real King

"Elvis is back... And this time he's PISSED OFF."

 

[Dalamari]

Jason Statham, Burt Reynolds, Ray Liota

Does he just have a hat of actors that he takes names from?

 

[<RJMC>]

The King molests the guy.

-Angry Lawyer

*start song*

what the big fock!?

 

[Sparta]

Does anyone have a video of that ad?

 

[TwwIX]

ha ha ha
I see that Jason Statham is going back to his roots.*cough "B-Movies!" cough*
Oh man,look at Ray Liotta in that movie poster.
The guy looks ****ing constipated.Well,there goes his career,or whats left of it.
Dont get me started Burt.*shakes head

 

[VictimOfScience]

Trailer looks horrible. Acting looks like some of the worst I have ever seen. Casting looks even worse than the acting. Why waste your life as an actor, producer, director, gaffer, grip, animal trainer, best boy, or anyone involved with this film and its apparent sequel??? You'll never get that time back!

 

[Kyorisu]

Noes Dungeon Siege. Dammit.

 

[Que-Ever]

I finally watched the trailer... The acting was bad, the music was shite, some of the fighting looked... ok, though.

 

[Icarusintel]

thankfully he is not doing the Halo movie - looks like Guillermo del Toro is, or at least that's the word on the street - linkie

now, on topic - the casting makes baby jesus cry, whereas the trailer makes baby jesus want to go hang himself
not that dungeon seige had a stellar story or anyhting, but this is nothing less than cinematic rape

i feel sorry for Statham, he really could be a good actor if he would just look around for the right parts

and you only put Matthew Lillard in a movie if you want it to suck balls